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    Default Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html

    I found this on the "Best of Craigslist", and I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. Sure, he should have told her he got a vasectomy, but I guess it saved him in the end!
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    Default Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    Damn.

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    Default Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    Yeah, the woman was a shit for trying to trap a guy like that, but what kind of ass was he, playing games like that? He deliberately didn't tell her about his vasectomy as if he expected it and wanted to fuck with her. He fucked her and maintained a relationship with her knowing she wanted something serious and he didn't. Sounds like they both were equal shitheads in the deal. And he clearly has some serious issues with women.

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    Default Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    Wow. People like this deserve each other.

    Oh, and thank GOD he got a vasectomy! Out of the gene pool!

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    Default Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    ^Exactly. He sounded like just a big an asshole as she was. They were probably perfect for each other, really.

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    Default Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    Sound like a master card commerical. Maybe he can cut a deal with them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zabrina View Post
    ^Exactly. He sounded like just a big an asshole as she was. They were probably perfect for each other, really.
    lol, too bad it they didn't last. would have done everyone a favor.
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    As I was walking by the dressing room to the little girl's room, I heard this gem:

    Stripper: "And that wasn't the first time I lost my panties while bull-riding."



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    Default Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    I thought this one was hysterical!

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    Default Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blade View Post
    Oh man... I envisioned this is full technicolor....

    "My stomach feels like there are two midgets fighting to the death inside there"

    ... I've got nothing.
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    As I was walking by the dressing room to the little girl's room, I heard this gem:

    Stripper: "And that wasn't the first time I lost my panties while bull-riding."



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    Default Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    uteri

    heh

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    Default Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    Well for the record asshole or not the story was still funny as hell! You girls are right those to deserve each other!



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    Default Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    I call bullshit. Too contrived, and the description of events is too hokey.

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    What a fucking asshole piece of shit misogynist. Sure, she was a crazy bitch, etc. However, if she was sleeping with him on a regular basis, and perhaps had a one-night stand with this musician, why wouldn't it make sense that the kid was probably the boyfriend's? I think this story is made up anyway, but still......horribly people.

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    Default Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    I read this a long time ago and I recall thinking he was total misogynist.

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    Default Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    I call bullshit. Too contrived, and the description of events is too hokey.
    My sentiments, exactly.
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    Default Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    Now this has me curious. Has anyone ever read of any studies out there that try to determine what percentage of fathers are unknowingly not the father? I'm not sure how one would go about that...random sampling. Anyway, what a pair. They sound perfect for an episode of Springer.
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    ^^Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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    Default Re: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    He could've taken the high road and just explained the situation beforehand and presented the facts when he needed to, but no, he had to be a douche bag too. Shame on them both. Funny story, but I'm agreeing with Hyde, and in the words of R. Lee Ermey..."I smell bullshit..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    Yeah, the woman was a shit for trying to trap a guy like that, but what kind of ass was he, playing games like that? He deliberately didn't tell her about his vasectomy as if he expected it and wanted to fuck with her. He fucked her and maintained a relationship with her knowing she wanted something serious and he didn't. Sounds like they both were equal shitheads in the deal. And he clearly has some serious issues with women.
    Seriously. Why couldn't he just be up front with her from the beginning, when she told him she was pregnant? And for that matter, why wouldn't he inform her that he could not father children when it was obvious she wanted them? Why date someone who has different goals?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    Seriously. Why couldn't he just be up front with her from the beginning, when she told him she was pregnant? And for that matter, why wouldn't he inform her that he could not father children when it was obvious she wanted them? Why date someone who has different goals?
    I Think he was right for doing this to her. She tried to trap him. She cheated on him. Than try to put the pregnacy on him. Well I thought it was price less! Women like her give other women a bad name. Look at the games she played. She played a game. She lost and I think she is damn lucky, he did not tried to sue her for the harassment. When she knew it might not be his baby in the first place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    Seriously. Why couldn't he just be up front with her from the beginning, when she told him she was pregnant? And for that matter, why wouldn't he inform her that he could not father children when it was obvious she wanted them? Why date someone who has different goals?
    As evidenced by the following statement, her goals weren't particularly important to him:

    "She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company."

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