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    Default Yo' ass be currently viewin' our boards...

    I am laughing SOOOO hard right now.

    Go to the Universal Site Translator and enter a website and select a language.

    The first site I tried was, of course, stripperweb. I ran it through the language "pimp" and the welcome turned into:

    Welcome to da Strippa Web Exotic Danca Community forums n' shit.

    Yo' ass be currently viewin' our boards as a guest which gives yo' ass limited access to view most discussions 'n access our otha features, man. By joinin' our free community yo' ass gots to has access to post topics, communicate privately wid otha members (PM), respond to polls, upload content 'n access many otha special features n' shit. Registration be fast, simple 'n absolutely free so please,
    join our community today!

    If yo' ass has any problems wid da registration process or yo' account login, please contact
    contact us.


    And it just got funnier the more pages I went through! You can also select the following languages:
    Pimp
    Skinhead
    hAcK3r
    Smurf
    Ozzie
    Cockney Rhyming Slang
    Redneck

    Ohhh god. Bwa ha ha ha!


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    I did the main page of Literotica, also in Pimp (clearly my favorite option)....

    WELCOME

    Yo' ass gots to be ova 18 years old to enta dis site, man. If yo' ass be unda 18 or do not wish to view adult content, yo' ass gots to exit now, know what I'm sayin'? Adults Only.
    Welcome to Literotica, yo' FREE source fo da hottest in erotic fiction 'n fantasy, man. Literotica features 100% original sex stories from a variety of authors, man. Literotica accepts quality erotic story submissions from amateur authors 'n holds story contests fo contributors, man. We offa a huge selection of adult fantasies to choose from, 'n be always on da lookout fo new 'n excitin' ideas, man. We encourage yo' ass to contact us wid any comments or suggestions on how we can make dis free sex story site 'mo pleasurable fo you, man. Has fun 'n enjoy yourselves while visitin' Literotica Erotic Fiction! All story characters involved in sexual situations on dis adult erotic web site be ova da age of consent.
    Naw minors allowed.


    I could do this all day!


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    This is hillarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    I am laughing SOOOO hard right now.
    Go to and enter a website and select a language.
    Thanks a million, Sunday AM!

    I've been glum recently, and picked my spirits up considerably (much cheaper than booze or dope, too)...

    CNN.com headline:

    Boy's killa gets stay; family grows angrier
    Junny Rios-Martinez 'n tha dude's wife wuz in they car, gettin' ready to travel to da execution of they 11-year-old son's killer, when da phone call came, man. Execution delayed n' shit. "People tell me I'm full of anger," says Rios-Martinez, know what I'm sayin'? "Why shouldn't Ah be? My son wuz ma life."

    Excerpts from LATimes.com:

    Dollar hurtin' Europe's exporters
    Da U.S, man. currency's slide squeezes profits fo some, multiplies losses fo others 'n prompts layoffs 'n plant closings, know what I'm sayin'?

    Da Golden 15
    Yo' ass haven't seen da real California until you've visited these 15 places, man.

    A quiet night's menace
    L.A, man. gang unit cops slow they pace when it be calm n' shit. Suddenly, shots be heard, then screams, sirens 'n police radios.

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    Dude, I 'rednecked' SW, and the funniest thing I saw was this......it's describing the Dollar Den.

    Taxes, investin', Leroy! fees, othuh money quesshun? Discuss thut thar thar 'n thar dang den!

    Holy shit, that's some backwoods redneck shit right there!

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    Oh. My God. I translated SW to redneck.. * dies *

    Welcome tuh thar dang Strippuh Web Exotik Dancuh Community forums, pardner.

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    I barely understand redneck. lol

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    Bubbafied Playboy.com excerpts

    Sex News


    Advisor


    Thar dang Dirty Dozen

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    Well I figured I'd pimp whitehouse.gov....

    Settin' Da Record Straight: Congress Refuses to Compromise on Excessive Spending

    -Damn Skippy! lol


    More---

    President's Radio Address

    In tha dude's weekly radio address President Bush said, "Good morning, man. In a few days, our Nation gots to celebrate Tanksgiving, know what I'm sayin'? Like millions of Americans, members of Congress gots to travel home fo da holiday, man. Unfortunately, as they get to work carvin' they turkeys, they're leavin' a lot of unfinished work back in Washington, D.C, know what I'm sayin'? And unless they complete dis work soon, middle-class Americans gots to pay higha taxes 'n American troops gots to not receive da critical fundin' they needs to fight 'n defeat our enemies."
    Last edited by cherryripeboy; 11-17-2007 at 02:35 PM. Reason: But wait ther's more
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
    A Blogging?

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    try the skinhead one.. fook!


    * goes off to giggle *

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    holy feck, that rocks!

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    Oh. Em. Gee.

    My day will now be wasted on the internet translating things. Thanks for that.

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    Jes' doin mah job, ma'am!

    I think the sex advice is the best but it's a close call.


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    Hmm, I haven't put SW through Gizoogle lately.

    http://gizoogle.com/
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    "This is smurfily StripperWeb, not fucsmurf StalkerWeb..." -djoser

    LMAO! More stuff to play with.
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    After I finished Lexxus Lovely’s “Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless” thread in The Lounge, I decided to read the skinhead version...


    Vasectomy: $400, naw shittin' ya! Speechless look on her face: priceless.
    "I'll try to sum up a fookin' funny story tha' happened a fookin' few years ago:

    Oi got a fookin' vasectomy.

    Oi met a fookin' girl soon afterwards, right, mate? The slag wuz nice 'n attractive but wiv a fookin' selfish streak tha' raised a fookin' big ass red flag, fook me! The slag wuz 32 at der time 'n Oi could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking, fook me! Regardless, the slag wuz a fookin' fookin'-A lay, easy on der eyes, 'n reasonably fookin'-A company…”

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    ^^^^^^ There's some funny stuff on Craigslist. GREAT something else to fritter my time away with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    "This is smurfily StripperWeb, not fucsmurf StalkerWeb..." -djoser

    LMAO! More stuff to play with.
    Ahhhhhh my siggy got Smurfed!

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    I'm worried, while I understand them all.... I seem to find the pimp and skinhead to be the easiest ones to understand....
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
    A Blogging?

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    i love the translator!!! I used to translate yahoo.com into pimp
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    As I was walking by the dressing room to the little girl's room, I heard this gem:

    Stripper: "And that wasn't the first time I lost my panties while bull-riding."



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