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    Hope this is the right forum for this kind of post, but I've had a little convo on myspace today with a *cough* gentleman who doesn't seem to get the point of what I do for a living, but the amusing part, in my mind at least, is how calm I apparently was when I've got him spewing vitriol at me:

    I'm sorry sir, but you must be mistaken. I am a dancer, not a prostitute and I do not need a pimp, but thank you for offering the use of your services. I will not be needing them at this time. However, if you feel like continuing in this same vein of insults and derogatory statements, you will be summarily reported. I hope you have a wonderful rest of the weekend.

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    From: DADDY BROLIC BIG BUCK$(GENERAL)
    Date: Nov 17, 2007 11:38 PM


    sTUPID WILD DINGBAT CRACK HEAD BITCH.BREAK YA SELF!!!!IM A PIMP BITCH.I WANT U TO BE MY HOE AND MAKE ME HELLA DOUGH.STOP ACTING DUMB HOE AND BREAKK YA SELF.I CAN'T SLAP U THREW NO SIDEKICK 3 SO PUT IT IN MY POCKET.DO U HAVE A DEBIT CARD CREDIT CARD?COME OUT OF YA BANK ACCOUNT PROSTITUTE
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    From: Christy Wild
    Date: Nov 17, 2007 8:30 PM


    now, what kind of impression do you think you're making by insulting me in the first message that you send me? And why do you need to know if I have money for? What are you thinking that you might have to offer me that I would any money for?

    ----------------- Original Message -----------------
    From: DADDY BROLIC BIG BUCK$(GENERAL)
    Date: Nov 17, 2007 11:26 PM


    STUPID FUNKY HOE.BITCH U KNOW HOW TO READ HOE.DO U HAVE SOME MONEY STUPID FUNKY PUSSY BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ----------------- Original Message -----------------
    From: Christy Wild
    Date: Nov 17, 2007 8:21 PM


    EXCUSE ME?!?

    ----------------- Original Message -----------------
    From: DADDY BROLIC BIG BUCK$(GENERAL)
    Date: Nov 17, 2007 11:14 PM


    GOT SOME HOE?

    I'm sorry, but I find it funny that I'm trying to be polite as can be and he still wants to sit there and assume that I need him to be my pimp and make him lots of money...interesting business idea, tho, innit? lol
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    Go for it, maybe you´re having some fun.

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    Sounds like a bored teenager-Hit that report button!

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    he's not a pimp lol he's a weirdo fucking with you
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Sounds like a young punk, don't even respond to him unless you find it very amusing.
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    Yeah, he's just a bored kid acting on "pimp" stereotypes.

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    yeah. pimps dont act that way. they totally try to hook you in first... not come right out being all pimptastic.

    Love it!

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    haha. I'll bite on something like that occasionally if I'm bored.

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    LOL! What's the dumb little pimp-shit trying to do? Rob you over the internet?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    yeah. pimps dont act that way. they totally try to hook you in first... not come right out being all pimptastic.
    Pimptastic...what a wonderful word. And what a werido.


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    Just a kid for sure!!! But there are lot of pimps who do talk like that AFTER they have their lady working for them, but this is just a boring wannebe, looking way too much rap videoclips LOL

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    It's a kid. We've all seen pimps in the club. And we know that you can't pimp someone online. At least not someone sane. Although I can't see the point of having a pimp in general, but there's no way you would go looking for hoes online, right? PLEASE tell me this "time honored tradition" isn't moving into the space age....

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    ^ Right!?



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    If I ever saw a message like that in my inbox, the first thing I'd do is his delete.
    Trash like that doesn't deserve to be dignified with any kind of response.

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    I know, I know, but I was just in a mood to play with him...you know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    PLEASE tell me this "time honored tradition" isn't moving into the space age....
    Actually, a few months ago this chick myspace'd me and tried to hook me up with her pimp. I guess she was looking for a finders fee or something, I don't know. Crazy thing is, she worked at my club for a while. WEIRD girl.

    But OP - it's still entertaining fucking with fuckers like this.

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    sounds like a 15-year-old boy messing with you to me....what a dumbass.

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    What a sorry little loser.

    Tell him you learned all your "tricks" from his mom.

    And tell him to call her so that SHE can make HIM some money.

    Little fucktard.

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    It got me laughing. I say f*ck with him.

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    LMFAO! That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! Thanks for posting that! Haha!
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    oh my. You should email this to the authorities for some real shits and giggle




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    No offense, but DAMN your life must be boring =P

    Ignore the freckle face.

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    nah not boring, but I take entertainment where I can get it lol
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    What a loser. Thats the only thing that really gets to me with dancing. JUST because I will get naked around you and flirt with you, doesnt mean i am going to fuck you for 5 hundred dollars, sicko!
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