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    A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

    ..Sounds fake, but it's from BBC!

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    WHAT THE FUCK????????


    Ok, sometimes my exhaust looks pretty damn sexy, I admit, but REALLY, folks....


    i suppose that gives a new meaning to "chain lube." or wet clu- ok, i'm gonna stop riiiiight here. plus, a BICYcle??? that's all ouchy and angular and nubby and shit! blaHH!!

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    Umm I love my bike, the lines, curves, etc......but hell this is taking it too far....

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    Cars are sexier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    ...Sounds fake, but it's from BBC!
    Nope, it's true - been in the UK papers as well.

    Once went on a tour of a police station and the guy taking us round liked telling stories.

    Turns out a lot of guys like having sex with vacumm cleaner hoses! (He was called out to one when a neighbour complained).

    Phil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    Bike sex man placed on probation

    A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

    ..Sounds fake, but it's from BBC!
    I don't get it. I can understand a woman trying to have sex with a bike, but not a man.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    Cars are sexier.
    awww.... you haven't met the right bike!!!


    (errr.... maybe i should have kept that to m'self. yep.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    Cars are sexier.
    bikes can be sexy too!




    but hey, I may be a little biased

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    ^^ beh, all i see are spokes and hard parts and a seat that makes my coochie hurt! (don't MAKE me start hyperlinking, mr. g-real...)

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    Default Re: "Bike sex man placed on probation"

    ^^^^Do you wanna take this outside!?!? ...........of this thread?

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    I already made a 9 page thread giving sexy bikes to almost everyone on the forum! Oh! YEAH! TOP THAT! hehe *pOkE PokE*

    but we can take it outside it you really want. in ca. too cold elsewhere. brrr.

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    Default Re: "Bike sex man placed on probation"

    name the stage and I'll see you there

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    I wonder if he got the idea from leasticoulddo.com

    http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20070111
    http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20070112

    But really, with a bike?

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    I cannot think of any part of a bike that can accomodate, well, you know. I mean there just isn't anyplace to ... the tubing is not round enough, never mind ... The guy should take lessons from that actor caught with some vacuum hose, duct tape, three gerbils, and the deluxe version of the Mr. T board game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColetteCalahan View Post
    I already made a 9 page thread giving sexy bikes to almost everyone on the forum! Oh! YEAH! TOP THAT! hehe *pOkE PokE*
    I counter your 9 pages, with the perfect bicycle for you........






    wait for it.....











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    ^^ F*cking sweet!!!! I'm putting lane-split mirrors and an arrow exhaust on her ASAP!!!! do you think she's highway legal????

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    I figured first accesories would be: bell/horn, streamers, and basket in the front

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    Default Re: "Bike sex man placed on probation"

    but, but, but!!!!



    My new speedo says 160 and you advocate streamers??? (eh, that might look pretty cool.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    Cars are sexier.
    WORD. Not that I'd fuck a car, but look at this...


    Mercedez-Benz SL55 AMG


    BMW M3


    *drool*

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    Default Re: "Bike sex man placed on probation"

    Ouch!

    When I read the thread subject I figured he must've done this in public, not in private. Gee, what's the world coming to when you a man and a bike can't express their love?
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Fo sho. Cars like that make me all hot.

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    Why would he be placed on probation for that...?


    ETA oh duh it was probably in front of people. That's really strange. O.o

    E(again)TA oh wait!! He was in his own bedroom and he was drunk? Fuck that! That's way too harsh! A sex offender my ass. Let the man thrust at his bike in the privacy of his own home.

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    ^sure! thats better than going out and finding/forcing someone who isn't willing to engage in sexual acts with him.
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    Default Re: "Bike sex man placed on probation"

    ^^^

    lol exactly. It's not like it was an animal or something...it's a bike...I mean weird but w/e floats your boat I guess.


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