A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
..Sounds fake, but it's from BBC!





A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
..Sounds fake, but it's from BBC!





WHAT THE FUCK????????![]()
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Ok, sometimes my exhaust looks pretty damn sexy, I admit, but REALLY, folks....
i suppose that gives a new meaning to "chain lube."![]()
or wet clu- ok, i'm gonna stop riiiiight here. plus, a BICYcle??? that's all ouchy and angular and nubby and shit! blaHH!!




Umm I love my bike, the lines, curves, etc......but hell this is taking it too far....
Cars are sexier.





Nope, it's true - been in the UK papers as well.
Once went on a tour of a police station and the guy taking us round liked telling stories.
Turns out a lot of guys like having sex with vacumm cleaner hoses! (He was called out to one when a neighbour complained).
Phil.














^^ beh, all i see are spokes and hard parts and a seat that makes my coochie hurt!(don't MAKE me start hyperlinking, mr. g-real...)
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^^^^Do you wanna take this outside!?!? ...........of this thread?![]()





I already made a 9 page thread giving sexy bikes to almost everyone on the forum! Oh! YEAH! TOP THAT! hehe *pOkE PokE*![]()
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but we can take it outside it you really want. in ca. too cold elsewhere. brrr.![]()




name the stage and I'll see you there![]()

I wonder if he got the idea from leasticoulddo.com
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20070111
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20070112
But really, with a bike?![]()



I cannot think of any part of a bike that can accomodate, well, you know. I mean there just isn't anyplace to ... the tubing is not round enough, never mind ... The guy should take lessons from that actor caught with some vacuum hose, duct tape, three gerbils, and the deluxe version of the Mr. T board game.









^^ F*cking sweet!!!! I'm putting lane-split mirrors and an arrow exhaust on her ASAP!!!! do you think she's highway legal????![]()
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I figured first accesories would be: bell/horn, streamers, and basket in the front





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but, but, but!!!!
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My new speedo says 160 and you advocate streamers???(eh, that might look pretty cool.)





Fo sho. Cars like that make me all hot.
Why would he be placed on probation for that...?
ETA oh duh it was probably in front of people. That's really strange. O.o
E(again)TA oh wait!! He was in his own bedroom and he was drunk? Fuck that! That's way too harsh! A sex offender my ass. Let the man thrust at his bike in the privacy of his own home.
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