- people who fucking stand practically right on top of you in the line at the supermarket/bank/wherever. standing on the backs of my shoes will not make the line go faster, all it'll do is piss me off. i get so mad when someone is breathing down my neck, so i inch forward to get away from them, and then they move forward again!
- ordering in food at work and asking for cutlery and not getting any
- asking for bacon on my big mac when in the drive-thru and getting home to discover an absence of bacon.




People who mince down the sidewalk
People that ask me "Why DON'T you want to have kids/get married?"
People never ask you why you'd WANT to have kids or get married...
Also, the people that say the above and then add..."You'll change your mind!"
I'm going to start responding to this with "Yeah, maybe you'll change your mind too! And wind up with a divorce and a late term abortion! Ha ha!"
Those that impose their sexual morals on others. As long as it's between consenting adults, you have no right to judge.
Pro-lifers. But this is less a pet peeve and more of a "you disgust me a human being" type thing.



Anyone who abuses children. (Protecting children is the only holy war worthy of the name.)
Pushy and obnoxiously loud people
Telephone marketing
Drivers that hog up two lanes at an intersection just so you cannot turn right on red
Smile to your face back-stabbers
Anyone careless with guns
Those that do not flush
Mistreated animals
Scorched omelets or eggs
Tight clothing (on myself)
Ewww...that turns my stomach.....blech. Same thing with people who drink the milk after they eat their cereal....<<shudder>>
People who stop in the middle of an aisle blocking your path then give you a dirty look when you say "excuse me" because you actually want to get by
OK thought of more rage-invoking things!
People who come up to me over and over again when I'm shopping to ask if they can help me. NO! I'm a fully functional human being with a decent sense of style and my vision works just fine, so I can find what I'm looking for on. my. own. I am seriously this close to making a sign that says "If I need help I'll ask" and just carrying it with me to the mall. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
Yes to the above re: people imposing their moral views on me and other people! That goes for sexually, career choices, views on children, pretty much anything conservative versus liberal. Live and let live before I kill yalls!
Ooh to add to my pet peeve earlier about people telling me what they think is best for my own life: people who are totally fucked up yet feel qualified to give me advice on the same situation.
That's all my poison for now. Will probably return to spew more vitriol soon.
Phone calls complete with recordings at 7:59 a.m.
BAH! You can't even tell them where to shove their phone!!!





People who pay in change when their total is over $5.00!
hypocrites
people that mow their lawn at 9 pm. (my neighbor id guilty of this)
old people who think the world owes it all to them
and old people that drive 20 under. If you're scared, stay off the road!
or people that drive slow in the no passing zone and then go ten over when I can pass them, and then slow down again when I can't. WTF!
people who stop and talk to their friends on stairs, in front of exits to buildings, and any other place they might be in the way of someone trying to get by. Same rules should apply as when driving, stay to your right when walking- this will prevent jams from people trying to go up on the down side of a stair case, move over if you need to stop, go at a decent pace.
I say this because being a student who made her class times to short between start times I have to haul ass across campus, and fucktards seem to have no idea that they are in everybodies way!
" Remember during each test there is some girl in Australia jealous of you who wants to do what you're doing."- Lilithmorrigan
" If you're young and sexy, why not spend a few years Shopping and Fucking? Life is short, but youth is shorter. Ride the wheels off, I say." - FeministStripper
" Remember during each test there is some girl in Australia jealous of you who wants to do what you're doing."- Lilithmorrigan
" If you're young and sexy, why not spend a few years Shopping and Fucking? Life is short, but youth is shorter. Ride the wheels off, I say." - FeministStripper
^^The only time I'm EVER mean to telemarketers is when they call early in the morning and wake me up.
I'm the most pleasant human being on earth...After 10 a.m.





Sales/counter people who start asking you personal questions about your purchase or about you.
The complete lack of Revlon black eyeliner in any drugstore. Why are there so many 'almost black' colors?
People that stand on the street EVERY day and harrass you for the same cause. I once donated to a cause because it wasn't the same one I had been harrassed about for 3 weeks.
People who don't read. At all. And look at me like a crazy girl for reading.
Tv news.
I'm sure this is common but-those chain emails telling me how to escape a rapist, or that some guy is slashing ankles at the local mall.
History books without reputable sources. Especially school ones.
People that can't move back on a crowded bus, or take up a spot with their bag or newspaper.
Jehovahs Witnesses that show up to my house twice a damn week and ask for me BY NAME????
Am I on some sinners list or something??
Racists
sexists
anything else along those lines...basically judging all for a few...ignorance


-Grills: they are seriously some of the most evil devices on earth! The mere sight of me makes me want to curl up and die like a bug. Really, I cringe just thinking about them. And please don't even get me started on the funky, hot breath that goes along with it. They need to be banned.
-Strangers who stand ridiculously close to you for no reason. If we're not sleeping together, then get the hell out of my bubble! It's called personal space for a reason.
-People who wear sunglasses inside clubs. Your ass knows that you can't see.
-People who use the excuse "pedistrians have the right of way" as an excuse to walk out in traffic. I will hit you!
-People who take advantage of free or discounted things. Just because they were giving it away or "it was a steal" doesn't mean that you need a million of them. This rule especially applies to situation where alcohol is involved.


And one more thing: loud ass girls/women. Ugh. I hate loud broads. Some people need to be seen rather than heard.




I can't STAND snobby people. I was at work today and had this really snobby table of 3 women, I wanted to slap them so bad. They think they are better than everyone. That 1 I have to say is the worst.
I hate loud eaters. Really, people that chew with their mouths open or make really loud smacking noises, it drives me up the wall. I can't stand that either. I'm like eat silently!!!!
I also can't stand idiot drivers. People that go too slow or just don't know what the hell they are doing. I was behind some people today that were complete IDIOTS. I ended up behind them right before the light and they were going like 15 miles under the speed limit. Then the light turns and I get in the turning lane, they looked like they were going to go before me but they didn't. Then they decide they need to get over and just stop in the middle of the road with all these other people in the turning lane without their blinkers on or anything. I was thinking what a fucking moron, lol.




^i hate the chirpy, high-pitched squealing of the girls at my club when it's time for checkout. in some ways i feel bad because i myself am a girl.
i hate leafblowers and car alarms. pretty much anything that hurts my ears i hate (except for ear piercings).
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......just to feel.....the half-blood prince...
How about when people start sentences with "No offense, but..."
NO! You don't get a free pass, when offending is clearly the whole goal that you're looking forward to!![]()
People who think they know it all and have no clue wtf they are talking about.
Family members that steal my shit and or yell at me. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Rude people
Guys that are fat/bald/ old/stinky commenting on my appearance
Chics at my work who think reading National Geographic is silly but buy tabloids by the stack
$30,000 millionaires. Scottsdale is CRAWLING with them
people who's idea of reading is " The Game"
my next door neighbors
judgemental people
and people that take everything too seriously
Scrunchies ( although I'm guilty of it from time to time)
Turbulence
Kirsten Dunst bugs the fuck out of me . I don't have a good reason. It what it is.
Loud eaters
People who can't close their mouth when they burp
Slobs
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