My mom sent this to me, of all people. I'm still laughing and cringing.
HOLY HELL. I'm not even on page 2 and I'm howling with laughter.
Is it wrong that I want the happy gutted fish? "Teaching a 3 year old how to clean and prepare a fish used to be a difficult and messy task. No longer!"
And #15??? "Why? What did you think it was?"
(I must say, though, they missed the mark on #14. Clearly that is a giant guinea pig. That I must have.)
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
LOLOL Those are weird as hell.![]()
And #7!!! "Pee & Poo". Oh, I have so many friends that would KILL to get this in their stockings this year.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
I actually like that fish dissection one! It's kind of educational.![]()





Dude, I laughed 'til I choked! Thank you for that.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
On my trip to Japan next summer, I must stop into a toy store. I will take lots of pics for you SWebbers and if I happen upon one of these I am SO buying it!
And hey, the little toilet training tiger has a link to a Japanese toilet training video !
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
No no, you have to. Go ahead. DO IT!
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott





Avenging Unicorns Anyone? http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=1696
-That one is ok there is however a plethora of links there, that may be dangerous.
Dammit why did they not link to the sites to buy some of these weird toys....
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
A Blogging?
^^ I love that the unicorn's hit list is apparently hippies, mimes, and televangelists. (Gee, so similar to mine . . . )
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott





^^ I must have that unicorn!
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
A Blogging?
I want toy #15.





In the toys that look like a phallus department, we have the gravis analog pro, all it needs is forcefeedback....
http://www.ciao.fr/Gravis_Joystick__565882
http://www.ciao.fr/Gravis_Joystick__565964
-Oh and the old one did not have any buttons on top... so um yeah it really looked like a hand rocket.
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
A Blogging?





Priceless, needtodance!
With or without Mastercard...
I don't even know where to start...
#13: Tiger Woody?
#15: That's an Ass Pony! Straight up...
#18: "Crap! Crap like a champion!"![]()
#19: "Projectile excrement is a popular prank in Japan, and the workplace injuries that result are a major drain on the economy..."
WTF!? What kind of injuries?
#21: Zed: "Bring out the USB Cover." (apologies to Q. Tarantino)![]()
I love it! Too funny. Then I continued on and read "The Best (Worst) Fantasy/Sci Fi book covers" and almost created a new hit japanese toy laughing so hard.
omg. i cant believe these are in there. the block bear is a phenomon, they are collectors items, even tokidoki had their own version. im guessing the beatles collection they have up there are now worthless having been taken out of their boxes.shame.
i WANT the fish gutting toy! its a wicked example of how important fish are to japanese. its no different to how white kids play with kids sized baking trays to 'be just like mum'
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