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    25 most baffling toys

    My mom sent this to me, of all people. I'm still laughing and cringing.
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    HOLY HELL. I'm not even on page 2 and I'm howling with laughter.

    Is it wrong that I want the happy gutted fish? "Teaching a 3 year old how to clean and prepare a fish used to be a difficult and messy task. No longer!"

    And #15??? "Why? What did you think it was?"

    (I must say, though, they missed the mark on #14. Clearly that is a giant guinea pig. That I must have.)
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    LOLOL Those are weird as hell.

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    LOL! I'm shocked the Cthulhu plushie isnt on there! I DO want one though....

    "He doesnt know WHY he wears the poop hat. He is resigned to his fate"

    I WANT A POOP HAT! LMFAO
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    And #7!!! "Pee & Poo". Oh, I have so many friends that would KILL to get this in their stockings this year.
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    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    LOL! I wonder how you get some of htese magic items....

    Would be AWESOME!
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    I actually like that fish dissection one! It's kind of educational.

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    Dude, I laughed 'til I choked! Thank you for that.

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    I actually like that fish dissection one! It's kind of educational.
    I know! I totally want it! How can I get it???
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    On my trip to Japan next summer, I must stop into a toy store. I will take lots of pics for you SWebbers and if I happen upon one of these I am SO buying it!

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    And hey, the little toilet training tiger has a link to a Japanese toilet training video !
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    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    !!! I wasnt brave enough for the video... LOL!
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    No no, you have to. Go ahead. DO IT!
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    dammit. you made me do it!

    LMAO!
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    And hey, the little toilet training tiger has a link to a Japanese toilet training video !
    Hehe, my friend and I sing that song every time we go to the bathroom!
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    Avenging Unicorns Anyone? http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=1696

    -That one is ok there is however a plethora of links there, that may be dangerous.

    Dammit why did they not link to the sites to buy some of these weird toys....
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    ^^ I love that the unicorn's hit list is apparently hippies, mimes, and televangelists. (Gee, so similar to mine . . . )
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

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    ^^ I must have that unicorn!
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    I want toy #15.

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    In the toys that look like a phallus department, we have the gravis analog pro, all it needs is forcefeedback....

    http://www.ciao.fr/Gravis_Joystick__565882
    http://www.ciao.fr/Gravis_Joystick__565964

    -Oh and the old one did not have any buttons on top... so um yeah it really looked like a hand rocket.
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    Priceless, needtodance!

    With or without Mastercard...

    I don't even know where to start ...

    #13: Tiger Woody?

    #15: That's an Ass Pony! Straight up...

    #18: "Crap! Crap like a champion!"

    #19: "Projectile excrement is a popular prank in Japan, and the workplace injuries that result are a major drain on the economy..."
    WTF!? What kind of injuries?

    #21: Zed: "Bring out the USB Cover." (apologies to Q. Tarantino)

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    I love it! Too funny. Then I continued on and read "The Best (Worst) Fantasy/Sci Fi book covers" and almost created a new hit japanese toy laughing so hard.


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    omg. i cant believe these are in there. the block bear is a phenomon, they are collectors items, even tokidoki had their own version. im guessing the beatles collection they have up there are now worthless having been taken out of their boxes.shame.


    i WANT the fish gutting toy! its a wicked example of how important fish are to japanese. its no different to how white kids play with kids sized baking trays to 'be just like mum'

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy View Post
    Avenging Unicorns Anyone? http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=1696
    HAHAHA - that's awesome. Comes with different horns even - sweet!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by mermaidnz
    i WANT the fish gutting toy! its a wicked example of how important fish are to japanese. its no different to how white kids play with kids sized baking trays to 'be just like mum'
    Ah very good point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    I love it! Too funny. Then I continued on and read "The Best (Worst) Fantasy/Sci Fi book covers" and almost created a new hit japanese toy laughing so hard.
    I was hoping you were going to continue on to that... I'd have felt like too much of a nerd for posting it as well, but its SOOOOOO fucking funny. I lol'd.
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