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    Another confession's post. Sometimes we just need to tell some of our dirty little secrets. Its unhealthy to keep that all in!

    I'll start.

    I use anal ease (a numbing gel that is supposed to reduce pain from anal sex) on my eyebrows when I pluck them because Im really sensitive to that tweezer pain.

    Also...

    I still sleep with a valentines teddy bear I got at a garage sale when I was 2.
    (her name is Stephanie).

    And...

    I get the vinegar packets from Long John Silvers and eat them by themselves. I also do this with hot sauce packets from Taco Bell.

    One more...

    I ordered chinese takeout three times in a row last week. Wok on Wheels has my order and credit card number memorized.

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    Your turn!

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    I cut out the tags in my stripper clothing that say anything above medium and replace them with 'xs'


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    I stare at Lysondra's avatar all day and try to figure it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    I get the vinegar packets from Long John Silvers and eat them by themselves. I also do this with hot sauce packets from Taco Bell.
    i do that with the packets of sauce from Nandos haha.

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    Its calorie free deliciousness! I it! ^^^

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    i don't think it's calorie free when you eat 10 packets

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    But...but...when I googled it it said it just had extremely unhealthy amounts of sodium. It said no calories! Ugh!!!!

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    I got my avatar from a friend. The full size picture is suprisingly disappointing.

    I am starting to get over my 'thing I couldn't talk about' because the behaviour of people is getting so dramatic and old it's not worth it.


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    I think I smell pretty sexy when I haven't showered for several days. ThereIsaiditButOMGseriouslyIhavethebestBO!

    *CringesCauseSheReallyJustAdmittedThat*

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    Ah ha ha. ^^^^^

    Don't you feel better now?

    Confession time for me again -

    I cant WAIT until 11 am so I can order more chinese food.

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    I totally do feel better, Wow.

    And I can't wait till Im allowed to order the lunch special pizza from Papa Johns: $9.99 for a two topping medium pizza with two 20 ounce Coke products! Its the lunch special, 11 a.m. to 3 p.m!

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    Dammit that sounds good too!!! But Im totally craving soy sauce.

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    I sniff my own panties and if my husband catches me he sniffs them too.
    We are odd



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    I'm feeling totally addicted to SW lately. And I'm okay with it.


    I farted on a guy and blamed it on another girl.


    I ate an entire bag of tortilla chips with this incredible black bean salsa, really, the entire fcking bag. *sigh*


    I am crushing hardcore on some SWers lately....too much sexiness going around.




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    I can only write if I look hot. Like I seriously plan my warddrobe to go to Starbucks just to write my damn Nano, and if I'm not smokin, I won't go. Plus my outfit has to be completely coordinated with my "writing hat." I'm so fucking shallow.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post
    I'm feeling totally addicted to SW lately. And I'm okay with it.


    I farted on a guy and blamed it on another girl.


    I ate an entire bag of tortilla chips with this incredible black bean salsa, really, the entire fcking bag. *sigh*


    I am crushing hardcore on some SWers lately....too much sexiness going around.
    Meeeeeeee too! I feel like the dirty old man in the corner...'cept, you know, I'm the dirty young girl. Still dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    I stare at Lysondra's avatar all day and try to figure it out.
    I know! The closest I've come is maybe she's carrying a kidney on her shoulder? Like maybe she's one of those kidney thieves from the urban legend with the organ harvesters who would drug people in hotels and leave them in their bathtub with a phone and a note to call 911? (Lysondra, just saying you got it from a friend doesn't do anything to explain what we're seeing.)

    Pooka, that is a great tip about the Anal Ease, actually! I'm a big baby about tweezing & waxing, so perhaps I'll try.

    Ok, my turn. When massaging a client (by day I'm a regular massage therapist, as in licensed & therapeutic), if they have a blackhead that's ready to go, I'll squeeze it for them.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    When I go out to eat, I'll often bring at least half of my meal home.

    ...Then when no one's looking, not even an hour later, I can be found stuffing the rest of it down my greedy, little throat.

    Can't help it. I love food. It's a wonder I'm not 200 lbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post

    I am crushing hardcore on some SWers lately....too much sexiness going around.


    Oh God, me too...

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    I crush on stella!


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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    I crush on stella!
    I crush right back on you, Sunday! And I'm a young 'un too! Let's get married and have never-ending stripper sex!

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    And another SW romance begins . . .
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    Uhh.. there's a gel that eases the pain from anal sex? I will have to look into that....

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    ^^Cerously.

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