Yesterday my kids are outside playing with a few of their friends and suddenly my youngest and her friend RUSH into the house in tears. We ask whats wrong, and they reply that they were just sprayed in the face with ant spray!
Seems one of our neighbors thinks my kids are the root of all evil in our complex. I'm smart enough to know that my kids are far from innocent, but I also know my kids are followers not leaders so...
Anywho, the demonspawn are playing outside and the neighbor accuses them of pouring soda all over the side walk in front of her house, then says to my oldest "oh you went home to change so I wouldnt know it was you?" To her credit, my youngest stepped up to defend her sister and let the woman know that her sister didnt do anything and she hasnt changed her clothes. I'm sure she also made some wise ass remarks eventho she swears she didn't. yeah ok I'm your dad it's in your genes kiddo.
The woman responds to my youngest by saying "oh look at all the pesky bugs, I think I need pepper spray to get rid of them, and gets a can of ant spray and proceeds to spray my kids and their friends...she got my youngest full blast in the eyes.
I immediately saw red, and had the wife call the cops while I went to the building manager to inform them that something needs to be done or there will be a full scale fucking war.
The cops show up, one starts to interview us and the other girls dad and the other goes to get her side of the story.
The cop that interviewed us I wanted to kick the shit out of , he was useless. He couldnt spell names right even though we spelled them for him, he acted like he had better places to be etc...and he was like 5'5 and maybe 100 pounds soakin wet, but acted like billy joe badass, until I went into my pissed off dad routine, then he kinda tried to fade away lol.
The other cop comes back to tell us he wasnt arresting my neighbor, because there is no proof she did anything wrong, and the kids around her house say my kids egged her on. Let me tell you, that immediately pissed me off and I caused a bit of a scene, but not a huge one.
The cop FINALLY agrees to go talk to her again, and she admits to spraying my kids..so she gets arrested for assault and released on scene(she has custody of her grad daughter on weekends)
The cop tells me she wants to fight the charges so we may have to go to court, I let him know that I have no problems with that in fact I'm looking forward to it.
So yeah crazy old lady neighbors suck ass.



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