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    Kaylinn
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    ( I shall warn everyone now, I am in a silly mood)

    We are going to play a game. It's called gross, grosser( more gross) and grossest, and I will go first

    Gross: My cat has the runs

    Grosser: She don't like to mess up her potty with the foulness( not that I blame her) so she prefers to go on the floor next to her potty.

    grossest: I have to clean it up.

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    Gross. Two nights ago my puppy got into my chocolates and threw up.

    Grosser. There was still tinfoil in his vomit.

    Grossest. I was sleeping and he was in bed with me, so I woke up covered in doggy excrement cuz he was too polite to wake me to go out.

    Seriously, the baby had hte runs for two days after that, and is only now acting normal! I was sooo freaked out!
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    Oh dear.
    My boyfriends dog did this to me once. She had puppies - it was all fine. A day later out of the blue she gave birth to a 6th dead puppy. Before we got to her she had already bitten its head off and started eating it. I took my son to school at that point as I wasnt sure what else to do.
    When I got home I opened the door and found three trails of diarrhea up and down my house from the front door to the back door and back again where shed tried her best to get out. The last diarrhea trail lead to my bedroom and I found the poor dog on my bed. She had vomited up the chewed up dead puppy and pissed on the bed too.
    I was unable to contact my boyfriend for the whole day as his phone was out of range and I had to clean the whole lot up myself. At least his dog was better after all of it though!

    Top that (-:
    Edited to add - oh I see, someone already has, lol.
    Sorry for not doing the gross, grosser thing...

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    Whoah---that's the grossest thing I've read here lately! In fact that could be tied with Melonie's stripper thong stuck to the wall thing-- I would have just thrown away the whole bedding!!!! I'm fighting with my bf and literally haven't eaten in 36 hours, that's pretty fucking gross so I'm 2 pissed 2 play, but excellent thread Kaylinn, it's kinda cheering me up

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    Gross: I look at porn
    Grosser: I have to pee
    Grossest: I have a laptop - so I look at porn while I pee!!
    Grosserest: I've done number two while posting on stripperweb.


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    Kaylinn
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    Quote Originally Posted by MsQwerty View Post
    Oh dear.
    My boyfriends dog did this to me once. She had puppies - it was all fine. A day later out of the blue she gave birth to a 6th dead puppy. Before we got to her she had already bitten its head off and started eating it. I took my son to school at that point as I wasnt sure what else to do.
    When I got home I opened the door and found three trails of diarrhea up and down my house from the front door to the back door and back again where shed tried her best to get out. The last diarrhea trail lead to my bedroom and I found the poor dog on my bed. She had vomited up the chewed up dead puppy and pissed on the bed too.
    I was unable to contact my boyfriend for the whole day as his phone was out of range and I had to clean the whole lot up myself. At least his dog was better after all of it though!

    Top that (-:
    Edited to add - oh I see, someone already has, lol.
    Sorry for not doing the gross, grosser thing...

    oh my.
    You win.

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