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    Default HA HA! I sooo played this pervert

    Okay so I'm dancing for the typical pervert who is trying to grope me. I have a lot of patience with these types and can usually hang in there and manipulate to drain them of their $$.

    Gross, this guy then tells me that if I can make him cum (by grinding), he'll give me 100 bucks. I laugh out and call him a dirty boy. I was not gonna make him cum but I'll certainly take advantage of the situation. I tell him no with a "naughty scolding" look and keep dancing. I'm pretty good while dancing at turning them on and bringing them up and down again etc. I strung him along til close @ 2am! lol. I got a ton of dances.
    He was frustrated he didn't get to, but liked me so much he tipped me another extra $50.

    TEASE THEM DON'T PLEASE THEM!! I wish the extras girls realized u can get paid double, triple what they offer if u just try to play your cards right.

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    That's totally what I do.

    Man, these chicks don't think about the fact that once you get them off, they leave.

    No more money.

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    Default Re: HA HA! I sooo played this pervert

    word.

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    So true, and it takes some skill to do what you did. Awesome.

    Extra girls are just lazy. Plain and simple.

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    In a way, the guys that want to cum are the best kinds, because they have their heart set on something you can toy with to draw the dances out longer. (toy with as in tease)

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    One of my favorite strategies. However, it takes a certain mindframe to pull it off. For a while i was so squicked by the thought of the guy under me messing his chinos, but I tried it one day and it did really pay off.

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    Heh... this reminds me of a very gross story.

    I was in the VIP *Dun Dun Dun!!!* and the pervert that I'm dancing for whips out his junk. I was shocked (because ewww!) and because he had an old fashioned cloth handkerchief wrapped around his woody. WTF!?!?!

    I tell him to zip up immediately or I would get security to uhm *help him*.
    He gives me a lecture that "we are in the Vip room... etc, etc..."
    I stick to my ground and inform him that I won't be with in 6 feet of his naked cock.

    Begrudgingly he zips up his pants and asks me to give him a dance.

    I do for a while... things are going I guess normally and then he says "Can you speed up a little? I want to cum."

    So I says: " Awww.... why would I want you to do that? * I slow wayyyyy the fuck down* I don't need any wet spots on my clothes or my skin, ewww!"

    He starts pushing my hips to physically move my ass faster. After a second he says "Oooooh... I'm almost there."

    I jump off... leave through the curtain. I yell back "Have fun!" and walk away.
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    This is a tactic I really need to work on, I mostly forget to. But you are so right bluelight, it is important to keep a guy at that certain point to get long strings of dances.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    In a way, the guys that want to cum are the best kinds, because they have their heart set on something you can toy with to draw the dances out longer. (toy with as in tease)
    Oh TOTALLY!! I have one guy that comes in from time to time. He spends CRAPLOADS of money. He'll do a cpl hundred in dances..grabbing my hips and grinding me into his crotch harder....then I"ll get up turn around and start blowing in his ear or somethign that is so arousing(but not THAT ahem...arousing) that he doesnt want to stop me doing it.


    After a few hours of this last time he suggested the champagne room. Ok. He tries the grinding thing again....about 15 minutes into the 1/2 hour room I hand him some napkins, grab my glass of champagne and a cig and move to the other couch and tell him to do it himself(this is a club where full sex is common so by letting jack off....I'm still the clean girl)

    Funny thing..hmm...we've been drinking in between all those hours of dances and he cant get the job done. He tries for a few minutes while I giggle to myself and watch the other girls dancing through the curtain(you can see out better then you can see in). Then he says it aint happening..APOLOGIZES TO ME(yeah.,.cause I really wanted to see it!! I just wanted your hands off ME!) and says hopefully we'll have better luck next time.

    If I had just grinded him to splooge in the first round..I'd have screwed myself out of about a grand.

    Lazy hookers.

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    Yep - this thread is the truth! I had a guy grab me, asked me to do a VIP without even knowing my name - young, didn't speak much English, seemingly broke. I knew he just wanted to get off but I played along.
    We go into VIP and he pays for the minimum amt. of dances. He does the grinding, hip-grabby thing. So I just keep turning around. He tries to do it again from the front. I turn around again, all the while acting like I love it but never staying in one spot very long. I get an extra 5 dances out of him and he doesn't bust because I won't let him grind me for more than a few seconds. HEHEHE!

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    Those types of guys sucked my soul dry though. Sex addicts, need the instant gratification, and are willing to be as annoying as possible to get it. You have to be in the right mood to put up with that level of douche.

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    I agree with Katrine... they can be soul sucking. It's the number one reason I can't work in touching environments for the same amount of hours and days as I can in no touching environments.


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    Can I get an AMEN?!?!?!?!?!?!

    My mother told me about his...back in the day they called it "walking" a man. It's getting him to give you money without you giving him any honey...works just as well in the club as out of it....I got myself a $30K car. NO PAYMENTS, MINE. Everyone I swore I f*cked him...all he ever got was a kiss on the cheek.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Those types of guys sucked my soul dry though. Sex addicts, need the instant gratification, and are willing to be as annoying as possible to get it. You have to be in the right mood to put up with that level of douche.
    OMG so true on that. I have a customer who comes in who I felt was literally sucking my soul dry. He even has the nerve to wear the basketball shorts we all love to hate I finally gave up on dancing for him because he just drained me mentally.







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    tooo funny cameron!! lol

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    For the life of me... I simply can not get how/why guys need/want to cum all over themselves or in their clothes. Maybe I'm just not that hard up... I dunno. But when I go to a club and spend my time and hard earned cash getting dances or whatever... I simply LOVE the tease, the interaction, her moves, curves, etc. etc. That's enough for me. I mean, if a girl wants to hang out with me later or somewhere else... that's cool. But I'm not lookin' to get off right there in the club. It just boggles my mind.

    I suppose, though, that's easy to say when you're either there with a girl anyway... or have one to go home to... or have a hook up at the ready or whatever. But jeez... the actual act of cumming? I can do that whenever, wherever I need/want to. And hell, I'm better at it than anyone. It's all that other stuff about women that I love so much that makes the difference. So if I can't have that part of it... what's so special about cumming, in public, all over myself... and especially no one else to enjoy it with me??

    We're definitely not all cut from the same cloth.


    Oh... and big kudos to all of you who take advantage of the situation and make the most/best of it! It's your job... and working it to your FULL advantage is what it's all about. Keep it up! And spread the word. They deserve it. (and well, it won't effect me... )
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    blue, that's a great tip! Thank you
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    I had a guy almost bust a nut during a 2 for 1. On the main floor. I didn't even know he was close until he pulled me off him saying he didn't want to cum.
    wtf?

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    There was this guy who used to cum in for me. And YES, I meant CUM. He came up to me and asked for a topless. I said sure and NO JOKE...I barely had my top off and got a foot from his face when he starting shaking, his eyes rolled back in his head and he moaned (THAT moan-which I never want to hear unless its from MY man) ...even better, he then jumped up, pushed me into the wall, threw the money at me and ran out! The bouncers ran over to see what happened...I barely knew. So each time he would arrive I would hide from him. But it got to the point that he would stalk me throughout the club utnilI would dance for him. I learned to just count down from 10 to 1 and move back for his exit. But it got old very fast. I finally couldn't take it and had them ban him.
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    I have had times here and there, where the girl was REALLY into it... not to mention REALLY good at her job... where I needed to take a song or two break. I'm glad most of you don't mind getting paid to just sit and bullshit, instead of dance. j/k... you'd ALL love that, right?

    Anyway, I get how one can be brought to that point... but I'll never allow it. Meanwhile, some guys make it their goal. Not to mention their 10 second goal.
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    I have had guys cum in their pants when I was dancing for them, and it was quite disturbing. Because everytime I was giving them my run o' the mill grinding but light grinding lapper I give everyone else. You know who I feel really sorry for...thos guys girlfriends. But I digresss....

    I would be scared that a guy would start complaining really loud that I promised to make him come and didn't. One of the funniest things that ever happened at SRsome douche complained I wasn't "doing anything to him" and I was like oh, i'm sorry you want to talk to my manager? He was like yes! And with a straight face he starts telling my GM how I wasn't doing anything dirty and he wanted his money back... I was like, "motherfucker, you just gave me so many points because my GM knows I'm a clean dancer, and here you are thinking youre getting me fired!"
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    I had that happen to me. Some guy got pissed he'd spent like $300 on me and didn't get anything but dances...so he was trying not to pay me and complained to the manager. The manager wouldn't back him up so he said he was going to call the cops. So the manager said, "Go ahead. Tell them you were soliciting sex and got turned down so you don't want to pay for the services you received".

    The guy paid up...
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    "... Have you got it together? If so, how often? Which will you choose, the hard or soft option?..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dgtlfnk View Post
    What is that smiley doing? What is beside him? What's going on?

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    I have had a cpl guys complain to management that I WASNT a hooker....lol. I love that they consider that a threat....PLEASE...tell my manager I DIDNT do something that could get the cops in and the liquor license put in jeopordy. I'm SURE he will be symathetic to you....


    some guys are SO fucking dumb!

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