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    "OCONOMOWOC, Wis. — A sword-wielding Wisconsin man broke into his neighbor's apartment thinking he was chivalrous after hearing the cries of a woman he thought was in peril — but instead, she was in porn."

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,253602,00.html
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    What a Cheesehead!

    No mention of the screamer porn title? I'm betting it's one of Corgan's favorites ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    What a Cheesehead!

    No mention of the screamer porn title? I'm betting it's one of Corgan's favorites ...
    Not that I am a big fan of the 911 system per se - also known as government sponsored dial-a-prayer - but that would have been the time to use it! Idiot.
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    Are you joking me? A fucking SWORD? What an idiot.
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    One of Corgan's favorites....hehehe...

    I think that's one of the most adorable stories I've heard all day.

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    That happened many months ago. I swear all the f'ing crazies come from Wisconsin. Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein, Sword wielding crazy man.....

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    my favorite part was the family heirloom.

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    The outcome was different in India 2 years ago:


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    That's funny, I bet both guys feel like asses for that.

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    OCONOMOWOC

    I just like the name of the city.

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    Awww he thought he was doing something good! If there really was a woman being raped, he would have totally been there to save her. I don't think he should go to jail, but he does owe the guy a new door frame and an apology.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    Awww he thought he was doing something good! If there really was a woman being raped, he would have totally been there to save her. I don't think he should go to jail, but he does owe the guy a new door frame and an apology.
    WORD. AND the neighbor should be enjoying his adult entertainment at a reasonable volume.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    That happened many months ago. I swear all the f'ing crazies come from Wisconsin. Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein, Sword wielding crazy man.....
    That's crazy...lol.

    Ahhh Jeff Dahmer was he crazy? I so adored him, a genius...but sadly yes a killer as well. I always wanted to interview him. Oh well KARMA got him.

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