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    Default I totally want to hire a guy for sex

    Just to see what it's like - you know, to be on that side of the bargaining table. To see if a professional is better. But then I'm like - are you really seeing what it's like if it is just an experiment? Like if you are taking a position superiority to the transaction? So I'm considering.

    I guess - I'm the only one who wants to do this? Seriously - am I twisted? Guys seem to think I'm really weird.
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    Just a little twisted... let us know how it goes!

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    I don't even know where to find a guy who "specializes" in women. There is not much of a market for it, apparently.
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    Because women rarely pay for sex. We're lucky like that I guess.

    I'd be curious to know how it goes too. Good luck!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Just to see what it's like - you know, to be on that side of the bargaining table. To see if a professional is better. But then I'm like - are you really seeing what it's like if it is just an experiment? Like if you are taking a position superiority to the transaction? So I'm considering.

    I guess - I'm the only one who wants to do this? Seriously - am I twisted? Guys seem to think I'm really weird.
    Jenny:

    Weird? Nope! Inquisitive? Yep! First, can you clarify some issues?

    Is your initial hypothsesis:

    a) sex will be more satisfying with a man you pay for it?
    b) sex will be less satisfying with a man you pay for it?
    c) sex will not be significantly different than "free sex" with a man you
    pay for it?

    What are your various prerequisites for the purchase? Looks? Intelligence? Amazing (reportedly) technique? Monster length/girth?

    Will you be sober or buzzed when the deal goes down?

    How will you measure your outcome? Is this a single test or will you take a wider sampling before arriving at your conclusion(s)?

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    Jenny, I want to hire a guy too. I still haven't found a Cassanova Sexpert. I'm not sure where to find one like him except in a Nevada brothel.
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    If men can hire women for sex. Why can't it be the other way around?

    I know I have seriously considered it many times in the past because I thought it would just be easier than trying to find some random guy to help fulfill my sexual desires/needs. Plus wouldn't the guy be clean and protected? Unlike some random guy you would "pick up" right?

    I say go for it. Tell us how it goes.

    As for where to start. Why not inquire with female sex workers? They may know of male ones or where you can go to find male sex workers.


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    *with a French accent*

    Hello to you, my name is Ferret de Gigilo. I am all ready for you. Oh my , oh yes. I will roll my R's for you as I say rrrrrrruffles have rrrrridges and as the tip of my tongue passes over your button.

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    Well, I'm thinking about going into a male stripclub and just offering every guy a set amount to fuck me until one says yes.

    Kidding.

    Budai - I'm trying to stifle my intuition or hypothesis, because, since it is an experiment based solely on my experience, I think it would be polluted - like I'd experience what I expected to experience.
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    I'd do it. I really fear men in a lot of silly ways. I just want their bodies sometimes, but whenever I have sex with some male friend, it gets weird. We say 'just sex, no weird'. But it's weird. I think it's a good option to get what you want physically without having the weirdness/ they maybe want a girlfriend.

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    I'll pimp out my man for ya's!LOL
    But seriously, he is a bedroom GOD
    Like 5+ hours of pure ecstasy and me orgasiming over 20 times (I had to stop counting) until I lie shaking in the bed almost passed out. And he has the best "oral skills" of any person I have cum to know.
    Gets all shaky .... where is he now.

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    I can't find the Fred Garvin, male prostitute video!

    But, I'll do it for 10 bucks and a bottle of good maple syrup.
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    Jenny:

    I surfed for candidates and gigolo/blogger Chip Dale popped up immediately! However, I'd vote "Nay" on this candidate...you can do much better.



    ABOUT CHIP DALE
    Swinger, jiggler, gyrator, gigolo, greasy hipster, babe magnet, blogger, Norse God, Bangor fan, codpiece collector, devout Christian, ex-leper, debt-collector, ab man, purveyor of posing pouches, cowboy, impresario, lead vocalist, meat grinder, leprechaun, Romanian refugee aid worker, load-bearing member.

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    "She tried to smile. ‘I can pay you money back,’ she said.

    But that was hardly the point. Money is less important than loved ones, friends, and quality of life. And it means nothing when there’s a real national emergency. My unique smell had been sitting in the pockets of lesser men and women who might not be able to cope with the Chipster’s musk.

    And that’s why I’m now issuing (and wearing) a Amber Thong Alert. Go to your wallets and purses and smell your cash. If the notes smell distinctly of pineapple, do not use them in any circumstances where you might not wish to breed with a stranger. The notes are potent. Return them to your local bank or destroy them. Do not place them near your loins. Avoid all contact with skin."

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    Nope, I've always wanted to do this, too, but my tastes and the kinds of guys I've seen advertise themselves as available for this sort of thing diverge wildly. I did something sort of similar once though and it was pretty hot . . .

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    I have wanted to hire a man too. I am scared...my luck he would be vice!
    I mean i don't want to go through an escort agency, not one around here looks sexy enough to be doing the job imo.

    Then i worry about sleeping with every female he has slept with crap...don't know. Sounds hot enough to think about...comes down to it, i'm a chicken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Jenny, I want to hire a guy too. I still haven't found a Cassanova Sexpert. I'm not sure where to find one like him except in a Nevada brothel.
    Are there any men in the Navada brothels?
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    Look here, ladies, do you have to be so cruel to a chap who has earned his gold thong as Wales's top stripper? To find myself being discussed on a public forum as though I'm just a piece of meat... I have feelings you know? And what's with this remarks about 'I'd vote "nay"'? What's wrong with me? I'm well oiled, smell of pineapples, and I have all my own teeth. What more could you want in a man?

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    ^^I don't even know where to begin...

    So, I'll start with this. Budai is a male.

    Anyone care to finish up for me?

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    I wanna do it too, to see if a professional could get me to like penis. Like, maybe I would be more bi if every guy I've slept with didn't suck. Or maybe I still wouldn't like it even though he was the finest speciment of male sexuality and then I would know that I'm really one hundred percent lesbian.



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    ^^That's an interesting take on it.

    Do you imagine males have to be far more talented sexually to make a living as an escort than females do? There's not nearly as large a demand for male escorts, after all.

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    It was probably a lot more difficult before Viagra, that's for damn sure.

    Hey, Jenny, why don't you turn some guy out? Approach some good looking broke college kid in a bar and be all, "Hey, I know a way you could make some money . . . "

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    See Jenny pimp. See Jenny pimp Dick. ^^ lol

    I say do it. Christian Troy is whoring himself out on the show these days. Maybe it could be him. Wish I could point you into a satisfying direction.
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    Do you mean, like rent him out to other women, or like for myself?

    I mean that would be an experience worth blogging about - the number of guy you approach in a bar with an offer: "I'll pay you $x.xx to fuck me." I wonder how many it would take to take me seriously?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    the number of guy you approach in a bar with an offer: "I'll pay you $x.xx to fuck me." I wonder how many it would take to take me seriously?
    Right. Sexy stripper approaches you and offers to PAY for sex. My reaction--and that of many men, I believe--would be suspicion.

    Your project reminds me of this one: Go up to strangers and offer them a $5 bill for a $1 bill. You'll find very few will agree to the transaction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Well, I'm thinking about going into a male stripclub and just offering every guy a set amount to fuck me until one says yes.

    Kidding.
    That's an idea. I hung out with a male dancer years ago who had a couple of sugar mamas.

    I'm interested too, but then again there is no doubt in my mind that I am twisted. There was a guy in Austin that specialized in women only, but some male customers ran him out because they were jealous insecure losers. He might still be at it, but he doesn't advertise on the interwebs.

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