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    She seriously wants "love offerings?" No way. looks like she found her a new scam.

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    I'm not impressed unless she starts showing up at strip clubs bearing gifts of lip gloss and glitter.

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    *gigglesnort*

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    ^^C'mon, admit it. You would totally start crying if she brought you something. Let her free you of a life in the sex industry. Be healed! Be healed! (Or send $29.95 to the address below and she'll fax over your healing certificate ASAP.)

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    Does she give extras?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    Does she give extras?
    for the right love offering she does!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    I'm not impressed unless she starts showing up at strip clubs bearing gifts of lip gloss and glitter.
    what was that chics name again ? Tifanny Stardust or something?

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    If Jesus can marry a hooker, the job is holy enough for me! How much closer can I get to God other than having his son's dick in me, hm?


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