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    Default Eew, but it smells so good~

    I just thought for some reason I needed to share this with everyone.

    I'm sitting at my comp right now, and the floor vent is on full blast (it's a timer-heater thing that's controlled from upstairs). I'm in a studio in my landlord's house, and I have no control over the heater.

    So, while the air is blowing though, I start noticing how hungry I am. I'd really like some breakfast or something, and then I smell something weird. The air coming out of the vent smells oddly like refried beans. In fact, it smells exactly like the delicious refried beans that my grandma makes. So much that I start smelling the air and getting more and more hungry. Then it hits me. No one is in the rest of the house right now, and therefore not cooking refried beans. We have like 4 cats running around upstairs, with VERY nasty, dirty litter boxes (I don't go upstairs at all for this reason).

    Is my mouth watering over smelling cat poop? Oh god. This is so gross.. I can't escape the smell though...
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    Default Re: Eew, but it smells so good~

    LMAO and Ewwww at the same time!

    So why doesnt someone clean the litter box? LOL

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    Default Re: Eew, but it smells so good~

    that is soooo fucking funny.... for your sake,, I hope someone left a burning re-fried bean scented candle unattended when they left.... but safely unnattended, like in the bath tub, so your house doesn't burn down....
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    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi View Post
    So why doesnt someone clean the litter box? LOL
    You know, I can't figure that out at all. I know I won't clean the litter box, because they're not my cats, and most of them seem borderline retarded, and will pee on YOU if you hold still long enough. My boyfriend won't do it because they're not his cats either, and he has a cat allergy.

    The landlord has a big house, no job, is never home, spends an hour a day on her two horses at the stable, goes partying, has two turtles as well, and all the free time you could imagine. And does nothing about the cats.
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    As I was walking by the dressing room to the little girl's room, I heard this gem:

    Stripper: "And that wasn't the first time I lost my panties while bull-riding."



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    Default Re: Eew, but it smells so good~

    OMG, I always wonder if my house smells like cat s* and people are too nice to say anything when they come over! That's pretty funny.

    But seriously, I know they're not your cats but I'd prolly jus give in and clean the cat box for the poor kittties. Its not their fault they have to poop! Or leave a polite note for the landlord.

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    Default Re: Eew, but it smells so good~

    I recently went to pick up a female friend of mine.

    Just before I left I cooked a big stir fry - which was rather heavy on the onions.

    I arrive outside said friends house and beep to attract her atention.

    Just before she comes out I unfortunately am unable to prevent a rather long onion-fuelled fart.

    Friend of mine gets in the car, sniffs and says "I smell food - have you just eaten a takeway?"

    Opps......

    Phil.

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    Default Re: Eew, but it smells so good~

    ^^gross^^

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