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    Gimmie your list of shit. What's the worst movies you ever seen.

    Mine are...

    1) Plan 9 from outer space (but that's easy)
    2) Beetlejuice (I loathe Tim burton)
    3) Batman and Robin. (Probably the worst movie of all time)
    4) X-Men 3
    5) Spiderman 3
    6) The original hills have eyes
    7) Last house on the left
    8 ) The Shadow (Can you miss the mark any more? Flying knives? Can we get any further from our source material?)
    9) Highlander 2: the Quickening (It quickened me out of the theater)
    10) Mars attacks.

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    aw I like Beetlejuice


    I like almost every movie I see, the ones I don't like I don't really remember.

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    Actually, I thought Mars Attacks was high camp. It could not have been so bad without being intentionally so, and that makes it good. Well, funny, anyway.

    The only movie I ever walked out of (well, drove out of, since it was a drive-in) was Dirty Little Billy. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.

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    I walked outts Spaced Invaders. my friend just HAD to see that cuz his gf Gina wanted to see it, so we all got drug. The only thing that made it livable was doing lines in the back of the theater. This was fifteen years ago, i think.

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    See I love Mars Attacks! lol I am such a goof ball.

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    Spider-man 3 ? The one with venom ? Why was it so bad ?

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    I haaaaaaaaated Mars Attacks.


    I saw it at the dollar show and wanted my dollar back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sand View Post
    Spider-man 3 ? The one with venom ? Why was it so bad ?
    Sand, because Venom sucked. They should have either gone with Venom or stuck with Sandman. The movie was terrible compared to Spiderman 2.

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    But, but, but it was funny and stupid and it had Tom Jones man, I love Tom Jones lol

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    It had Michael J Fox, too. Didn't save it.

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    and my dad lol no but my real father looked just like him Jack Nicholson.

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    Yikes!

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    Ishtar, Inchon, Gigli, Freddy Got Fingered, The Adventures of Pluto Nash, Howard the Duck, Catwoman..... there are way too many rotten tomatoes to pick just one...or ten!

    Showgirls and Myra Breckenridge make a lot of worst lists, but not mine. I'm a sucker for T & A.
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    Two movies that were highly recommended to me that I gave up on after about 15 minutes: "Deconstructing Harry" and "Go."

    Despite featuring Lynda Carter's uncovered breasts, "Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw" was entirely dreadful.

    Can we just say more sequels than not? Superman 3 and 4, Batman and Robin, Spiderman 3 (edit: because having a Sandman who apparently had no physical restriction on size finally blew it for me), Halloween 3, and so on. Ugh.

    Lynch's "Dune." I understand that the cutting to feature length destroyed it. Well, then, make it a double feature or something. Don't leave it incomprehensible.

    Bakshi's attempt at Lord of the Rings.

    Plan 9 from Outer Space doesn't count for me. I laugh my ass off every time I see it. However, "Trog," with Joan Crawford, was beyond awful.

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    I own Showgirls The worst movie I've ever seen was this Elijah Wood film called "North." I also hated "I Know Who Killed Me" -- I almost walked out during but I stayed. That movie still fucks with my head. It's SO BAD.

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    Ugh. Mars Attacks and The Hills Have Eyes are on the top of my list too, followed closely by Planet of the Apes just because I had no clue wtf was going on in it.
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    1. Traffic. I know, I know. It won a ton of awards and it's supposed to be wonderful. K and I have this argument all the time because he loves it. It was fucking awful in my opinion, and probably the worst movie I've ever seen.

    2. The Blair Witch Project. Needed a Dramamine to sit through this one. Presumably grad-school film students would know better than to keep the camera pointed at their fucking feet the ENTIRE TIME they're walking through the damn forest. Not frightening, not interesting, just boring and induced motion sickness.

    3. The Hills Have Eyes (remake of original, I never saw the original or the sequel). Can't for the life of me understand why anyone would want to watch this. Friend laughed all through it and thought it was wonderful and I lost a lot of respect for him as a result.

    4. Saving Private Ryan. The most phenomenally boring war movie in an entire genre of boring movies. I just don't get into the genre at all.

    5. The Thin Red Line. See above, but with WAY too many characters and no coherent plot.

    6. Eyes Wide Shut. Love Stanley Kubrick, I do. But this was atrocious.

    7. AI. Kubrick's version would've been awesome, but Spielberg should be shot for his obvious influences in it. Actually Spielberg should be shot anyway.

    Just the ones I can think of off the top of my head...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    2. The Blair Witch Project. Needed a Dramamine to sit through this one. Presumably grad-school film students would know better than to keep the camera pointed at their fucking feet the ENTIRE TIME they're walking through the damn forest. Not frightening, not interesting, just boring and induced motion sickness.
    Great ending tho...

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    Damn, Yek. You just hosed a couple of my faves!

    I'll regrettably admit that one of the most disappointing films was the one I was in: "Ladder 49"
    I really wanted it to be better.........

    I live near the setting for "Blair Witch Project", but I've never seen it.
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    I second Freddy got Fingered.
    Also, Idle Hands....awful!
    And I HATED the Titanic. It's way long and way boring. I love Kate and Leo seperately but this movie was bleeeckkkk.

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    I fucking LOVED Ladder 49!

    And, Brendita, Titanic got me LAAAAAID multiple times. You can't harsh on a movie that can do a thing like that.

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    I try to amnesia bad movies, but... I can't stand Tom Hanks. There are very few movies he's in what I can stand, and I've always felt someone else would have been better cast in his role. Also, Tom Green. Never saw talent in anything he did. "Charlies Angels" is one of my love-it-cuz-it's-fun movies, but I abhor the scenes he is in. He's not funny, he makes me cringe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    I fucking LOVED Ladder 49!

    And, Brendita, Titanic got me LAAAAAID multiple times. You can't harsh on a movie that can do a thing like that.
    Glad you loved L49. I was hoping for better.

    I was in the medals ceremony scene, the first funeral scene (graveside) and the final funeral scene right outside the church by the engine they loaded the casket on. Got to meet J.T., Robert Patrick and a few others....
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    Oh, "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen." It looked so interesting in the previews but so overdone in the execution. I thought it should have a subtitle: "Give Me A F****** Break." It was the same type of thing that turned "Van Helsing" from promising to humdrum.

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    I'm just gonna put this out there:

    Napolean Dynamite.


    Yall know I love some random humor. But this was severely lacking in the humor part.

    Also, Freddy Got Fingered, The Lake House, and others. I tend to watch only movies that I've thoroughly pre-screened and been recommended to watch, so yeah.

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