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    Their lattes and overly flavored coffee drinks are *ok*, but their actual coffee that you can buy in the store fucking sucks. It is bitter and has a terrible flavor. I'd rather drink Folgers.

    That's the last time I send my husband to buy the coffee. He always gets the wrong thing!

    Good, cheap, coffees:
    Eight O'Clock Bean
    Chock Full 'O Nuts
    Cafe Du Monde

    If I can't get Trader Joe's French Roast I'll settle for one of the above. Unfortunately today I'm stuck drinking this Starbucks dreck.
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    Starbucks tastes like a burnt ass.


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    Default Re: Starbuck's coffee fucking sucks

    ^^^
    I always think that Starbucks coffee tastes like ashes. Like someone dumped half an ashtray in it.
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    I love Puerto Rican coffee, it's rich and awesome! Besides I grew up near the factory of Cafe Rico and if I was ever in a blah mood I would drive near it and ahhh the smell would perk me up! I don't like Starbucks.

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    Default Re: Starbuck's coffee fucking sucks

    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    ^^^
    I always think that Starbucks coffee tastes like ashes. Like someone dumped half an ashtray in it.
    Burnt ass. Burnt ash. Close.


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    Either way. It's burnt.
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    my cousin made some Dunkin' Donuts coffee at her house last weekend and it was goooood! I was shocked! I've never had Starbucks take home coffee. I typically avoid Starbucks on principle and just get my fair trade coffee in the Union.


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    Hmm, I really like Starbucks Sumatra blend. Also the Cafe Verona blend is tasty.

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    Omfg that's too funny. My mind's been screaming "go to Starbucks, get to Starbucks already" and I've been telling it: ONE LAST THREAD, OKAY? Then I see this.....ehhh I'm for full flavored coffee. I'm cool with regular Starbucks coffee, tho DD is better! But anyway I'm going to get a pumpkin spice latte



    Quote Originally Posted by High_Heel_Lover View Post
    I love Puerto Rican coffee, it's rich and awesome! Besides I grew up near the factory of Cafe Rico and if I was ever in a blah mood I would drive near it and ahhh the smell would perk me up! I don't like Starbucks.
    I totally want to try this!! You'll have to recommend some brands, or better yet---know of places in Jersey that sell it already made?

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    Most "full flavor" coffees don't taste bitter and nasty. I get French Roast of every other brand I use and they don't taste like this stuff.
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    I agree that it's got like an ashy taste to it....I can't drink it on an empty stomach and can barely finish a small! And have to put an unreal amount of soy milk in it.....on the bright side, it works!

    Okay I'm going now and going to think of everyone here....muhahaha

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    Oh and this is OT I guess but New Mexico Pinon coffee is the absolute, absolute shit!!! Ya'll should order some and try it/good gifts, if you like full flavored with a perfect 'nutty' taste.... hey HHL---I'll trade ya, whaddya think?

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    Yeah, but I find that all those gourmet coffee places have kinda shitty regular coffee. I really only go to them if I want something fancy and grossly overpriced.
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    They overroast their beans. It gives it that more bitter taste and helped to set it apart from all the other coffeeshops, so they could charge three times as much as the local places for their "premium" coffee, build lots of shops at prime locations with the profit margin, get their brand highly recognized, and become the economic marvel that they are that so many others have emulated.

    And I don't like their coffee, either. I'll stop there only in desperation or for friends.

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    If you get the "light note" it doesnt tase so burnt.

    That said...I almost never go to Starbucks. Overpriced and not worth it

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    I Folger's, always in my fridge!

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    I don't drink coffee so I can't comment but some people love the strong flavor of Starbucks. My mom really loves it. She hates Folgers. She's a coffee snob. People who like it have gotten addicted to bitter things. I love green tea and I actually like it quite strong and bitter. It's weird people can develop cravings for bitter things.

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    If you absolutely have to go to Starbucks, the mild roast is passable, but their regular coffee is overroasted. It tastes burnt because it is. This might sound silly but if I'm out and about and I want to stop in for a cup of coffee, I love 7-11. They have terrific coffee there!

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    Yea, the Starbucks stuff tastes burnt. I just bought Yuban but it was the cheapest and were scaling way back on our spending. I put Vanilla creamer in my coffee so it doesnt really matter what brand I buy...

    And Im over paying $4 for a latte too. Unless Im craving one but it used to be a daily thing - hard habit to break but Im doing it. It was like I was compelled to go get one whether I wanted it or not. Weird...

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    Yeah, SB coffee tastes like pure ass.

    Trader's Joe has awesome coffee. I tried thier samples for the first time last week. yum

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    If you want a full flavored-dark roast that isn't burnt, try Cariboo Coffee. There stuff is great.

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    dunkin donuts is the shit ... i am beginning to really like it.

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    ^^^ I LOVE Dunkin Donuts coffee but theres no DD around here. They have the stuff in the grocery but it doesnt compare to getting it straight from the store. Makes me want to visit the east coast...

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    Am I the only person in the world that DOESNT like DD coffee??

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    Theres no DD near me. I wish I could try it. I don't like Starbucks coffee. Don't know what they do to their beans but BLAH! So burnt and so disgusting. I live a block away from a nice coffee shop now. No more burnt ass.
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