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    Geez, continuing the “what wrong with men today” thread I want to add my own peeve here and from a male perspective. Every morning I wake up to Kiss 108 radio in Boston, which has your regular “morning” program with calls in and all that. People call in and bitch. 90% of the time it’s women. Anyway, one complaint I have heard now on this show from women is they are dating men/with men who sit down when they pee. Excuse me??? I have heard that like 3 times or so in the last week, and these women mentioned how much of a turn off it is. One said she told the dude to stop it as she found it a major turn off, he didn’t, so she was breaking up with him. Is this is common thing now?

    Have men really degenerated into such complete pansies they now sit down to pee???? Are you kidding me???

    Let me be clear here, I am no macho manly man by any means, I like all manner of ‘non manly’ things and really don’t care much about what society considers “manly” but this is ridiculous. Any of you ladies ever experience this?

    If you are one of these “men” and I use the term loosely here, for God’s sake, stand up, turn around, and pee like…well…a man!
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    My man sometimes sits down to pee...but mainly for 1 reason...our daughter saw him standing up and peeing and decided to try it herself one day. Much to her joy, she was able to pee standing up, although it did leave quit a mess for Joe to clean up (I was at the store). LOL So, now Joe sits down "just in case". haahaa

    I don't think it matters. Who the fuck cares how someone pees? It doesn't make anyone less of a man to sit than to stand. So what is your issue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess View Post
    My man sometimes sits down to pee...but mainly for 1 reason...our daughter saw him standing up and peeing and decided to try it herself one day. Much to her joy, she was able to pee standing up, although it did leave quit a mess for Joe to clean up (I was at the store). LOL So, now Joe sits down "just in case". haahaa

    I don't think it matters. Who the fuck cares how someone pees? It doesn't make anyone less of a man to sit than to stand. So what is your issue?
    Wow, it's as bad as I thought out there. Well OK, thanx for your feedback.
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    Its not a big deal unless the guy makes it. Pee however you want. I'd pee sitting down if I were a guy because I'm really lazy.

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    I don't think it's a common thing. This has always been going on. I have a great time with the men i meet and hang with.

    I will admit too many women and men bitch. I guess i will blame it on society, we are a fast paced world, and living on a clock really puts ones you love in second place at times.

    As far as sitting down to pee. Hell i'm more of a man, i stand if i'm not home..hate public toilets!
    Men sit all the time. Boys are the ones who feel all macho standing to pee imo. Sitting standing, does not matter.

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    I bet alot of guys do it because they are lazy and some may "have" to like young boys . Hey at least its cleaner ?? I mean I HATE cleaning little sprinkles up , ya know ? It would seem un-masculine though I suppose , luckily I dont have a current opinion
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    Sometimes for sake of convenience its good to also drain the bladder while doing a number two. And for guys with prostate issues, the ol' fire hose doesn't aim as good as it once did, so its either sit down, or spray your urine where you didn't intend to and incur the wrath of your loved ones. Maybe the radio show host should inform these shallow, bitchy women who call in to complain about their mate's urinating technique that it could be worse.

    I think we need a "What's wrong with people in general" thread. Worrying about stupid stuff like this, much less making their neurotic fears known to the public would start off the list.
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    ^^Some guys who DON'T have prostate issues still have shitty aim. And I prefer that those guys sit when they pee. Nothing irks me as much as urine spray-age.

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    I don't think standing up to pee makes someone a man. So, I don't think sitting down to pee makes one any less of a man.

    What's wrong with woman that they need to be so controlling that they dictate the only acceptable way to pee?
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    I had no idea that some men sit to pee. That just strikes me as so bizarre. I'm with Will on this one. I need my man to be a man, and peeing standing up is part of that deal. He's 30, there are no prostate problems so he should be ok standing.

    But my man could be sitting to pee and I would never know. We close the door when we do our business. That's just the civilised thing to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    Sometimes for sake of convenience its good to also drain the bladder while doing a number two.
    Oh that's a given, I meant only to pee.


    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    And for guys with prostate issues, the ol' fire hose doesn't aim as good as it once did, so its either sit down, or spray your urine where you didn't intend to and incur the wrath of your loved ones. Maybe the radio show host should inform these shallow, bitchy women who call in to complain about their mate's urinating technique that it could be worse.

    I think we need a "What's wrong with people in general" thread. Worrying about stupid stuff like this, much less making their neurotic fears known to the public would start off the list.
    Hmmm, fair enough, it just rubbed me the wrong way and seemed like sort of a symptom of a larger issue.
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    I usually don't sit in the bathroom and watch with focused interest as my guy pees.

    I don't really care. Sitting, standing... doesn't really effect our relationship.
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    Err...

    I pee standing up, and I'd struggle to think of any of my mates that don't either.

    I also try and keep a good sense of direction.

    Mind you, I'm a Brit. Maybe this 'squat to pee' business is an American thing?

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    Yeah...I think the bigger question is why the hell are all these women watching their man pee???

    And seriously...if THAT is the worst problem you have to bitch about....STFU and be happy!LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    I had no idea that some men sit to pee. That just strikes me as so bizarre. I'm with Will on this one. I need my man to be a man, and peeing standing up is part of that deal. He's 30, there are no prostate problems so he should be ok standing.
    Thank God someone agrees with me. As I said, I am not into the macho thing ( I shop at Lush for my soap for geez sakes!) but that's just bizarre and messed up, but I guess it's my hang up.

    I will say this however, I think there is a big difference between being what would be considered a Renaissance man vs. a Metro Sexual. I consider myself the former and the former does not sit down to pee….
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Yeah...I think the bigger question is why the hell are all these women watching their man pee???
    If my guy sat around and watched me pee, then told me I was doing it wrong, I'd be really pissed off.

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    At home I always sit down to pee. I like to relax

    I will stop and read for a few minutes, even for a piss.

    When out, I will stand up to pee in Public, unless I'm at a girl's bathroom and I fear I might miss because I'm drunk or whatever. Then I will sit for the safety of her bathroom rugs or carpet.
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    I'm with Cameron. I don't want to watch K pee and I don't really care how he does it. I don't know if he sits down or not, but what difference does it make?

    I think the guy who got dumped because he didn't obey his woman's orders regarding his urinary habits should thank his lucky stars he didn't marry that domineering bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I'm with Cameron. I don't want to watch K pee and I don't really care how he does it. I don't know if he sits down or not, but what difference does it make?

    I think the guy who got dumped because he didn't obey his woman's orders regarding his urinary habits should thank his lucky stars he didn't marry that domineering bitch.
    Good point. I was not in support of breaking up with him over it per se, was just curious how common this was. I will say all the women calling in about it found it a major turn off, but what ever. My GF said she could care less also. It’s not this one thing either, it just struck me as one small thing (no pun intended) in a much larger issue regarding modern men and such.
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    Maybe you should look at some of the crap you say related to women. That's a worse issue than dudes who pee sitting down.

    All that "wait ten dates for sex" shit is far less manly than sitting down while peeing, which we do when shitting anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    Maybe you should look at some of the crap you say related to women. That's a worse issue than dudes who pee sitting down.

    All that "wait ten dates for sex" shit is far less manly than sitting down while peeing,
    I don't see being respectful to women as = less manly, but I can see how you might think that from your comments in that thread. So, I will keep my paws off them until it's right (be it 1 date or 20) and pee standing up and you can pee sitting down and consider anything beyond 3 dates a waste of a dudes time.

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    which we do when shitting anyway.
    That is true, but still....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    Maybe you should look at some of the crap you say related to women. That's a worse issue than dudes who pee sitting down.

    All that "wait ten dates for sex" shit is far less manly than sitting down while peeing, which we do when shitting anyway.
    Ummm nice visual. I admire a man who will wait ten dates before sex! Sure beats fucking me on the first date, and gone...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Yeah...I think the bigger question is why the hell are all these women watching their man pee???

    And seriously...if THAT is the worst problem you have to bitch about....STFU and be happy!LOL!
    I think it's more of a describing trait of a woman who would have any negative emotions derived from what I do in, what should be, one of the most private acts. That's a 1-strike pitch for me. I would lose all respect and interest in any woman whom I've picked up even a hint of serious issue against something so trivial. Save if I've left the bathroom in such a state that required my usage of it to be questioned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    I think it's more of a describing trait of a woman who would have any negative emotions derived from what I do in, what should be, one of the most private acts. That's a 1-strike pitch for me. I would lose all respect and interest in any woman whom I've picked up even a hint of serious issue against something so trivial. Save if I've left the bathroom in such a state that required my usage of it to be questioned.
    I agree. I mean honestly...how petty and controlling do you have to be to tell someone you supposedly love that they PEE wrong??? As long as it gets in the bowl..I'm a happy wife!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela View Post
    Ummm nice visual. I admire a man who will wait ten dates before sex! Sure beats fucking me on the first date, and gone...
    How about one that hits it on the first date and does not run off?
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