Results 1 to 15 of 15

Thread: Let's get fat~

  1. #1
    Veteran Member LexxusLovely's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Bay Area, CA
    Posts
    242
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Let's get fat~

    Now before you say anything, please follow these steps:

    1) Get your purse, and go down to Trader Joe's.

    2) Go to their holiday foods section.

    3) Look for a red box labeled "Candy Cane Joe-Joe's" and grab 14 of them.

    4) Go stand in the checkout line and pay.

    5) Go home and open a box, reach inside, and pull out a delicious peppermint-oreo cookie thing.

    6) Eat it, milk optional.

    7) Repeat.

    Seriously.... These cookies will be my undoing. If I could, I would marry these cookies. I'm gonna get sooooo fat. The serving size is 2 cookies, with 140 calories (50 fat calories) per serving. But I'm having a mouth-orgasm, so it's ok.

    http://www.trackingtraderjoes.com/20...cane_joej.html
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    As I was walking by the dressing room to the little girl's room, I heard this gem:

    Stripper: "And that wasn't the first time I lost my panties while bull-riding."



  2. #2
    God/dess kitty260's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Winterpeg, Manitoba
    Posts
    2,042
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: Let's get fat~

    I wish we had a Trader Joes. I'm so jealous of all the happy things you american girls write about them.
    \

  3. #3
    God/dess Emily's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Las Vegas
    Posts
    11,302
    Thanks
    4
    Thanked 143 Times in 72 Posts

    Default Re: Let's get fat~

    my ex boyfriend was obssessed with those cookies. He even had his mom buy him some when our local store ran out. I refused to try them for the same reason I won't try cocaine.

  4. #4
    Lola Rose
    Guest

    Default Re: Let's get fat~

    lol. whole foods sells holiday peppermint bark!

    it's sooooo amazing, you have no idea. i spent 265$ on it last year. seriously.

  5. #5
    Veteran Member LexxusLovely's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Bay Area, CA
    Posts
    242
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: Let's get fat~

    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    I wish we had a Trader Joes. I'm so jealous of all the happy things you american girls write about them.
    I found a recipe for you. Try adding peppermint extract or crushed candy canes to the frosting:

    http://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,1630,...251197,00.html
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    As I was walking by the dressing room to the little girl's room, I heard this gem:

    Stripper: "And that wasn't the first time I lost my panties while bull-riding."



  6. #6
    Veteran Member LexxusLovely's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Bay Area, CA
    Posts
    242
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: Let's get fat~

    ^^ Oooooh... I love peppermint bark. It's one of my favorites... Especially with Dark chocolate and white chocolate layers.

    Emily- You're totally right. I think they put cocaine into them. Stay away!
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    As I was walking by the dressing room to the little girl's room, I heard this gem:

    Stripper: "And that wasn't the first time I lost my panties while bull-riding."



  7. #7
    God/dess kitty260's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Winterpeg, Manitoba
    Posts
    2,042
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: Let's get fat~

    Quote Originally Posted by LexxusLovely View Post
    I found a recipe for you. Try adding peppermint extract or crushed candy canes to the frosting:

    http://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,1630,...251197,00.html
    Oooh! Thank you! I'll have to make a batch of these when I start my holiday cookie baking.
    \

  8. #8
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    1,662
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 13 Times in 9 Posts

    Default Re: Let's get fat~

    No Trader Joes where I am but I think Williams Sonoma has something similarly delicious. Right now I really like the white chocolate peppermint Hershey's kisses.

  9. #9
    God/dess Vyanka's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Cash-Stack-istan Island
    Posts
    14,704
    Thanks
    6,564
    Thanked 11,625 Times in 3,697 Posts
    My Mood
    Angelic

    Default Re: Let's get fat~

    I'm surprised on how cheap the food there is too. Shopped there for the first time last week and I loved it. Racked up a lot of stuff.

  10. #10
    Veteran Member LexxusLovely's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Bay Area, CA
    Posts
    242
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: Let's get fat~

    Quote Originally Posted by bellasera View Post
    No Trader Joes where I am but I think Williams Sonoma has something similarly delicious. Right now I really like the white chocolate peppermint Hershey's kisses.
    Yum~ I tried those last week at my bf's mom's house. They were really good... I like the dark chocolate mint truffle kisses, too.
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    As I was walking by the dressing room to the little girl's room, I heard this gem:

    Stripper: "And that wasn't the first time I lost my panties while bull-riding."



  11. #11
    Banned Blade's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2004
    Location
    The Road To Hell
    Posts
    5,171
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Let's get fat~

    Shit I'm ALREADY there.
    Let's start a thread called let's get THIN for the holidays!
    of course then you dont get to eat shit, but....fuck it im goin to eat a carrot cake now

  12. #12
    Picaresque
    Guest

    Default Re: Let's get fat~

    whew. I'm safe from the evilness of those cookies, since I hate peppermint (or any kind of minty-tasting thing.)

  13. #13
    Featured Member francescadubois's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    1,595
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 9 Times in 4 Posts

    Default Re: Let's get fat~

    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    my ex boyfriend was obssessed with those cookies. He even had his mom buy him some when our local store ran out. I refused to try them for the same reason I won't try cocaine.
    Amen!!!!!
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

    -Sade
    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    The only thing a person hates more than being a sex object, is NOT being a sex object.
    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    If you should your way through life you'll be should-ing all over yourself later.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    Finger pointing is awesome!! No really, it gets things done.

  14. #14
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Oct 2007
    Posts
    868
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: Let's get fat~

    That sounds delicious! I LOVE Trader Joes and they get some yummy products this time of year.

  15. #15
    Featured Member desavirsire's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2005
    Posts
    868
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts

    Default Re: Let's get fat~

    I don't think there is a Trader Joes near by though which is probably a good thing. Holiday food is so bad (good!!!)

Similar Threads

  1. Fat people who don't know their fat
    By MarvelGirl in forum Body Business
    Replies: 42
    Last Post: 05-04-2012, 04:09 PM
  2. I'm fat?!
    By sun child in forum Body Business
    Replies: 28
    Last Post: 08-26-2007, 10:03 AM
  3. am i too fat???
    By Kaotica in forum Body Business
    Replies: 27
    Last Post: 08-19-2007, 01:13 AM
  4. ARE YOU FAT?
    By asia in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 59
    Last Post: 07-23-2005, 01:21 AM
  5. how do i get FAT?
    By mermaidnz in forum Body Business
    Replies: 31
    Last Post: 05-23-2005, 06:42 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •