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    What nicknames do your kids have?

    My son is Punkin, Stinky, Toot, Silly, Stinkbutt, Bubba, Bubbie, Sunshine, Turd, Weirdo, Honey, Sweetie, Bug, Bodhibug (his name is Bodhi), Weiner, and Selective-Hearing-Boy.

    He's also Tinklebutt now, because he pulled his diaper off and peed on the floor.
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    Jenelle is Stinkertot, Nelliebean, Stinkbug, Nellie, Smelly Nellie, Meatball, Munchkin, Chucklehead...

    Lilith is Tatersnot, PeeWee (we use PeeWee more than her real name!), Lily, Willie Nelson, LilyVanillie, Chunkerbutt...

    LOL come to think of it.. I hardly ever call my kids by their given names. They're never Jenelle and Lilith.. it's always nicknames.

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    peanut, chicken butt, princess, echo-echo (echo is her name) and echo-leko. Yeah, I'm not creative lol
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    I do not understand why, even in jest, you would call your kid something not nice like some of these..... stinkbutt, turd, wiener?????

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    My dad has never called me anything but Squirt. I'm nearly thirty and he still only calls me Squirt, nothing else. Sometimes I wonder if he even knows what my name is.

    When I was a little girl my mom called me Tiddle, or Diddle Diddle Little Tiddle. Thankfully she cut that out by the time I was old enough to be embarrassed by it.

    My brothers were Patty-Pan the Guitar Man, Ga-Ka (how Patrick prounounced "Joshua") or Joshua Giraffe, and Bug. My baby brother is now 12 and we still call him Bug. I don't remember how that one got started, LOL... my parents are silly.

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    Can I say my nicknames for my cats since I don't have kids? lol

    Jade: Monkey, Munk Munk, Miff Miff (I don't know, don't ask lol)

    Gypsy: Dip-tee, Trouble

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    I do not understand why, even in jest, you would call your kid something not nice like some of these..... stinkbutt, turd, wiener?????
    Because if you raise them surrounded by cotton balls and padding, they won't learn how to survive in a sarcastic world where love is not always the nurturing type. My beloved daddy called me a stinkbomb for as long as I remember, and I credit him for teaching me the art of sarcasm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Because if you raise them surrounded by cotton balls and padding, they won't learn how to survive in a sarcastic world where love is not always the nurturing type. My beloved daddy called me a stinkbomb for as long as I remember, and I credit him for teaching me the art of sarcasm.
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    Makayla is cuddlebug and baby girl.

    Adrian is little bee (because he's constantly busy...constantly moving).

    My nickname as a child was princess chatterbox. I have NO idea why. LOL

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    The Kiddo. Boogie. Mr. Boog. And My Bug because there are time he rolls around like a little pill bug.

    He actually gets pretty ticked off if I call him stinky or goober or something derogatory. The kids got a great sense of self respect.


    Oh. I almost forgot the most important one. Baby Bear. We ARE the three bears.




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    Madison - Mad, Mad Maddy, Maddybeth, Madders
    Lizard, Lizard Breath, Peekachoo.


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    son: buddha-baby (he looked like a baby buddha when asleep)
    daughter #1: meow-meow (too long of an explanation)
    daughter #2: kay-kay (ex wanted the name to start with a "K" instead of "C")

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Because if you raise them surrounded by cotton balls and padding, they won't learn how to survive in a sarcastic world where love is not always the nurturing type. My beloved daddy called me a stinkbomb for as long as I remember, and I credit him for teaching me the art of sarcasm.
    Actually, I'd say names like these are counter-productive to developing a highly developed sense of humour, sarcasm included. It's essentially toilet humour, the lowest rung on the comedic ladder. Less ~*art*~ and more cheap laughs.

    However, I don't think it damages them 4lyfe. It's good for kids to have some gentle ribbing but it's not essential to call your child feces either.

    It's just rather...lowbrow humour. You know, doesn't mean you have to coddle them...just means that they won't grow up to be the kind of person that finds calling others a "turd" hilarious and acceptable. Which frankly, would be an improvement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    I do not understand why, even in jest, you would call your kid something not nice like some of these..... stinkbutt, turd, wiener?????
    i was thinking the same thing. but then again, i'm extremely fucking uptight when it comes to anything regarding toilet functions or bad smells, so for me i'd imagine it'd be rather traumatizing being called stinkbutt.

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    Can dog parents respond too, please ?

    I call Jezebel :

    pumpkinhead
    angel head
    twinkle toes
    muffinbutt
    baby dog
    love muffin
    muffin face
    little mama
    baby girl


    and those are just the ones I use regularly

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    let's see:
    Brianna is briarbear, bribri,bri, jackass,
    Kali is Kdogg,jackass
    Combined they're dumb and dumber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    I do not understand why, even in jest, you would call your kid something not nice like some of these..... stinkbutt, turd, wiener?????
    I call the pair of them "Stinkertot and Tatersnot". Nellie is Stinkertot because the kid literally smelled horrid when she was tiny, and now she thinks farts are awesome: She will just stand up, out of nowhere, announce she has to fart, farts, and then goes "I FARTED!" and cracks up giggling. This child also tells me I have a biiiiiig butt when I'm changing my clothes and thinks she's hilarious.

    PeeWee usually goes by PeeWee, but she's Tatersnot because of the massive amounts of boogers she gets. I have never seen a booger-ier more child in my life.

    Before I had my second daughter and my SIL had her second child (son), we called the two girls (my daughter and niece, 2 months apart in age) Spitbath and Pigpen; because my daughter (pigpen) is honestly not happy unless she is filthy, and my niece (spitbath) hated swallowing her own spit at age 2, so she'd just let it run out her mouth.


    Well, in the same token, DH and I don't have 'sweet' nicknames for each other, either. He's either tankass, asshat, crotchgoblin or the like; I'm wideload, fartknocker, buttface, etc.


    In general, we just really like sarcasm and poop humor over here.

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    My 1 1/2 baby girl is:

    Gubbies, Groober, The Governor, and Bug.
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    My kid is almost 7. Before he was born, we called him "Fidget" for the way he kicked me and was always wiggling around. As a baby/tot he was mostly Punkin or Connal-bug. Now it's Kiddo, Brat, Kiddoodle, or Punka-doodle. BTW, he thinks BRAT is a hilarious nickname, sometimes.


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    OK, I'm weird...

    My son was/is...

    Squidgie
    Squidgie butt
    Little Boo
    Booey
    Bubba
    Fuzz nugget
    Chunk of Love
    Chewy
    Chuck E Chew
    My Little Chewy Goo...
    Nuzzle Nose

    and much, much more !
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    My momma always called me Booboo. My sisters were Noodle and Oooga. It gives me the warm fuzzies to think about.

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    bARF. I hated nicknames. Every time my parents said anything resembling one at all, i told them to stop it.




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    My kitty nicknames:

    Butter is Buttersnot(as a kitten, she had allergies and sprayed our walls with snot rockets for the first year of her life. I had to scrape snot off the walls with a knife) Butt Butt, Owl(she coos like an owl), buttface or pidgeon poop.

    Peanut is Nut Nut or nutter

    Either one or both are Nutter Butter, PBJ, assface, stinky poop, or any other wierd name I happen to come up with at the time.

    I occasionally sing them the sesame street song Peanut, peanut butter...and Jelly!



    My dad always called me Missy. After our horse. Missy was a palimino pony and her mane and tail was the same color as my hair. She was also pretty opinionated and sassy. Like me. He als ocalled me little, or like Yek, litttle diddle something.
    I call my dad fathead. I don't know why, I just do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    I do not understand why, even in jest, you would call your kid something not nice like some of these..... stinkbutt, turd, wiener?????
    I call everyone weiner. My parents, my son, my cats, my boyfriend.

    Turd, it just comes out. (that sounded so wrong, but let's roll with it)

    Stinkbutt, I call him that because he ALWAYS farts on me when I change his diaper. He'll roll over, stick his butt in my face, and toot (which is where Toot comes from, too.)

    I don't call him those things in a way that is hurtful, I don't put him down. They're out of love for him, not to make fun of him. If I were insulting him, it'd be different, but I'm not.
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