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    I had recieve this one in the mail. I thought you guys might get a kick out of this!





    I believe most of this is true.










    The Irish Sex Fairy

    Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Irish Sex Fairy!

    1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.


    2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

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    3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

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    4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, or jogging 20 blocks and you don't need special sneakers!

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    5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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    6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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    7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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    8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

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    9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

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    10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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    This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Irish Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.








    I sent it to 122 people so, If you don't hear from me for a few days you will know why.............
    Last edited by leilanicandy; 11-29-2007 at 01:48 AM. Reason: I add a picture of Irish sex fairy
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    OMG I want to be the Irish Sex Fairy for next Halloween.

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    I have an Irish Sex Fairy, though he's asleep in the bedroom.

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    god I'm so vain I just read number 1 and immediately want to have sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutey5032 View Post
    god I'm so vain I just read number 1 and immediately want to have sex.
    Me too!! I'm going away for the weekend to do nothing but eat good romantic dinners and have sex!!!

    I'm passing this on, esp. to all my Irish friends!!!
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

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    The only thing a person hates more than being a sex object, is NOT being a sex object.
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    Finger pointing is awesome!! No really, it gets things done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    I have an Irish Sex Fairy, though he's asleep in the bedroom.
    I AM the Irish sex fairy!! lol...just bigger and blonder!

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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois View Post
    Me too!! I'm going away for the weekend to do nothing but eat good romantic dinners and have sex!!!

    Hehhehe....signs we are strippers LOL.

    I wonder if we have to have sex with an Irishmen to get the nice hair and such? My man is Italian and Mexican.

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    Maybe my mild depression and shitty days of work are because I'm not fucking enough. I'm serious. I need to load up on pheromones and seratonin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutey5032 View Post
    god I'm so vain I just read number 1 and immediately want to have sex.
    LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    I AM the Irish sex fairy!! lol...just bigger and blonder!
    Oh you came so fast. Please give me a hot Irish guy. Can he have blue eyes?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    Maybe my mild depression and shitty days of work are because I'm not fucking enough. I'm serious. I need to load up on pheromones and seratonin!
    Sex dose increase the seratonin in the brain.
    If you want the present to be differant from the past, study the past.
    Baruch Spindza

    It is what it is, not what you want it to become, that's important -- at least for now. Today, remember that things worth having are worth waiting for!
    The Stars

    Minds are like parachutes: They only function when open.
    Thomas Dewar

    Dont throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.
    Swedish Proverb

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