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    Ok..so my club hasnt been a bonanza of cash lately....but shit like this is why I stay:

    Let me start by saying I danced for a guy from Trinidad who would NOT behave. Grabby, licky...etc..etc....and this is during the 3 for $30 for christs sake.
    I am facing away from him, on his lap and he tries to reach around and grab my croth. I tell him NO...bad boy. He stops. Then a few secnds later...does it again...I tell hm I will hurt him is he tries it a third time. Meanwhile I reach behind me, discover he is wearing a belt. I take the belt off and fold it...hoplding it high over my head and cracking it. Tellin him I WILL harm him if he tries again.

    He does, Being faster then him(because he=drunk and stupid ...me =sober and pissed) crack his hand with his belt, HARD. He yells OW. I said " I TOLD you to behave.....now you get hurt when you dont"

    Bouncer checks in when he hears the crack and OW..sees it isnt me in troube and smiles and walks away.(and all other girls dacing around that can see are laughing their asses off as are their custies.....now I'm a show)

    I get up, stand facing away from him for a second shaking my ass..blah blah.

    I turn around...He has pulled down the front of his pants so his whole dick is hanging out. I step back, belt in hand. "What did I JUST fucking tell you about behaving yourself??? What part of your sad ass junk on display makes you thing youare behaving???"

    HE says.."can you just touch it??"


    NOW I'm fucking PISSED. Yeah sure...I can tough It....WITH YOUR BELT. I wind up and crack him as had as I can ON his exposed dick with his own belt. He bends over and cringes inpain. "you're mean...." he says. "And you are a cheap ass pervert pissing off a chick with a weapon...your point is??"


    HE BOUGHT ANOTHER DANCE.

    I cracked him a cpl more times in the dick and or balls. And I'm not talking funny girly barely touching him kind of shit....he had WELTS ON HIS DICK.

    He gets up...slowly....pays me..TIPS me..and tells me he wants to fuck me. Uh huh.... I told him 1)no way in hell and 2) he couldnt fuck anyone with the welted dick I've just given him.


    His friends(who I HAD been sitting with and were totally cool and asked that I take him back because It's his birthday this week or some crap) are there when I come out..he is not....They ask what happened. I tell story above. they fall on their knees apologizing for his horrible disrepectful behavior ad say they will take him out and come back to see me again without him

    I told this story JUST to show what mood I was in.

    I go on stage right after this. Nobody is tipping...I think I make $5 on stage. After stage, we are suppposed to walk the bar for tips. I walk the bar...there are about 5 guys at the bar. All tip but two. They are sitting there with NO drink and turn their heads when I get to them. Yeah...I AINT in the mood for this BS. I squat downa nd say...very politely that it is customary if you sit at the bar or stage that you tip the girls who come by. And that there are two very comfy cushy chairs about an inch away if they'd prefer to sit there where nobody will bother them for tiips. They say "I dont see anyone fighting for these seats so we'll stay here...go fuck yourself."

    Uh huh

    really

    Ok

    I get off the bar ..theres a group Ive been talking to on the other VIP side of the bar..they see I"m PISSED when i get down and ask whats wrong. One of the guys and one of the girls are from Jersey. They say.....WITH me...NEVER PISS OFF A JERSEY GIRL. They ask what they can do to help get back at them. I tell them it wont be necessary for them to get in trouble...those guys are going to be leaving.

    I call the bartender over and ask if those two guys have been tipping her well( I wont fuck her out of money no matter how pissed I am..I like her). she says they arent ordering any drinks and have tipped her jack squat.

    Ok...they arent buying drinks, they arent tipping the bartender nad they are telling the dancers to go fuck themselves. NOTHING redeeming about these two.

    I call Ken(our manager) over and tell him the deal. That they arent tippping the dancers or Lisa(the bartender) and told me to go fuck myself. He gets all stone faced.."They SAID that to you". "yep'

    Our manager is a fairly large intimidating looking guy when he wants to be...the two baller-wanna-bvees are ....NOT. He goes over to the two guys...I go sit with my Jersey peeps who are watching intently. Whatever they said back to him was apparently NOT acceptable(LOL....go figure!) so he grabs them both by the back of the neck and THROWS them out of the club. The people I am sitting with cheer loudly and scream "DONT FUCK WITH A JERSEY GIRL"

    Now I am laughing hysterically.

    Manager wanders back a few minutes later to see if they needed anything(since these were VIP customers I was sitting with). I take him aside and slip him a tip. He honestly looks confused..."whats this for??" "For getting rid of the jackasses at the bar....I VERY much appreciated it!!" He blushes and accepts saying he;'s hapy to help anytime.

    and the bartender thanked me for getting rid of them too.

    After working at SO many clubs down here where the customers word is gold NO MATTER WHAT....it means the WORLD to me that my staff ALWAYS has my back

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    That's awesome. It would never happen where I work. Custy vs dancer= pissed off dancer.

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    Cam, I wanna come to your club! That's awesome that they backed you the way they did.

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    I luv you Cam, you rock!
    i hope 'Little Welt-Dick' learned his lesson! (hey thats sounds like an idian tribal name!)




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    And if that was my old club I would have been told "they can sit there all night long and not tip or buy a single drink, they paid the cover."

    I love the story about the grabby guy and the belt .


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    So I guess this answers my question from the PM about how your night was, too bad I had to miss it! Oh well there is always friday! Did I ever tell you I love how you always stand up for yourself while entertaining everone at the same time, lol.

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    Ditto on what Ginger said! If not work there i at least wanna come hang out there!

    I love a girl that hits a guy in the dick with a belt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by desavirsire View Post
    So I guess this answers my question from the PM about how your night was, too bad I had to miss it! Oh well there is always friday! Did I ever tell you I love how you always stand up for yourself while entertaining everone at the same time, lol.
    LOL...yeah it was an interesting evening. Thank god I can get away with that shit here.....a huge reason I left a LOT of clubs I worked at was because the staff WOULDNT take a dancers side or let us stand up for ourselves.And I just cant be disrespected and keep my mouth shut. Not without having an aneurysm or something!

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    I want to come work at your club.

    And you are totally my hero for whipping the guy with his own belt.

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    BRAVO!!! On behalf of this Jersey girl, thank you for putting those douchebags out!
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    OMG You beat him with his own belt?! LOL! Classic!

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    It's nice to have a manager who backs you up!! They're worth their weight in gold and you're very lucky!! Thanks for sharing that story!

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    I chose a dive for years because of the reason you state. The dancer was right and the customer was usually out the door before he could begin an explanation for why whatever he did wasn't as wrong as it seemed. I tried other clubs, but the amount a man could get away with was directly proportional to how much he spent. That didn't work for me, so when I was a newer dancer I left for another club and then quit and came back a few times. After I had been at it for a few years, I just stayed put... I knew what my other options were and I chose safety and self respect.

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    That's hilarious that you gave him welts and he bought more dances! Good for you, both for standing up for yourself and for working at a club where you're not taken for granted and you're taken care of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    BRAVO!!! On behalf of this Jersey girl, thank you for putting those douchebags out!
    YES.

    Cameron, how the heck do you always manage to think of the right things to say at the right time.....and SAY them????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    YES.

    Cameron, how the heck do you always manage to think of the right things to say at the right time.....and SAY them????

    It's a gift!LOL...years of honing my smart-ass-ness skills!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dgtlfnk View Post
    Damn, Cam! What a story! Good for you. You handled all of that perfectly.

    And a club that's run like that... makes me want to send them my business, all my friends' business, and all THEIR friends' business! Mind if I ask what club? And if that's crossing some sort of personal line, I apologize. I just like to see businesses run well... and then reward them for it.

    I know in December a group of us are heading down there for a weekend of SC-hopping. My buddy just got back from Iraq... FINALLY... and I've promised to show him a wild couple of nights of beautiful, naked women. He SOOOO needs it after 15 months in that giant, blistering litter box filled with nothing but women wearing blankets and slim-pickens of those U.S. girls in the military.

    Anyway... we'd love to add your place, and you, too... to the list of destinations. And don't worry, we're not looking to end up with welts on our dicks! We're fun... but respectful... period.
    I'll PM you

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    We need more clubs like your's, Cameron. And BTW, I think your smart-ass-ness skills are amazing. I'm jealous (I'm kind of a dork at moments like that, or else I'm a total bitch.)!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toki View Post
    We need more clubs like your's, Cameron.
    I KNOW!! I've worked at many clubs where guys have done HORRIBLE things(jammed their finger in me, PUNCHED me,etc....etc...) and the staff's attitude was "so? they are spending money at the bar..deal with it"


    SO to work somewhere where guys will get physically removed JUST for pissing me off....not even TOUCHING me....is amazing to me.

    Mind you...I dont abuse that. They know that if I am asking for someone to be thrown out....they must have done and/or said something REALLY bad.

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    that is priceless!!! I would have loved to see that! I wish more clubs were run like that...
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    Cam, are you from Jersey? I'm in Texas but was born in Jersey and I was wondering why everything about me is southern until I get pissed off.. Maybe I've still got "the Jersey" in me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by beautiful. View Post
    Cam, are you from Jersey? I'm in Texas but was born in Jersey and I was wondering why everything about me is southern until I get pissed off.. Maybe I've still got "the Jersey" in me?
    LOL...yeah I'm a true born and raised Jersey Girl. Spent a large part of my childhood on the streets of Philly too(my grandmother lived there...and while it wasnt to bad back when I was little....her neighborhood is a serious ghetto now..scary and makes me happy we got her out of there before it got too bad so she was able to live the last few years of her life without being shot going to the store for milk)

    And Jersey girls ARE touch ass bitches. Most anyway..lol. There are some creampuffs everywhere.

    I have a serious Jersey AND Irish temper so it's a double whammy....you REALLY dont want to piss me off. I do my best to keep it under control now(I let my temper get WAY out of control a few times when I was younger...almost killed someone once). But I WILL get my revenge one way or another. Whether it's having you kicked out of my club, giving you the worst tounge lashing you've ever recieved so you feel about an inch tall by the time I'm done with you....or whipping your dick with your own belt. LOL

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