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    Too sexual for Myspace? Hahahaha!!!!

    My Myspace account got deleted recently, on the term violation of "pictures with sexual content." WOOHOO!!!! I'M TOO SEXY FOR A MYSPACE!!

    I mean my pics weren't of my pussy or anything. Just the pics I posted in Picture Post a while ago!! I've seen much worse pics on myspace

    I'm making another one right now, but I know some dumb sex-hating bitch from my town probably reported me. What they don't know is that made my whole day! I can forever go around saying I am offensive on the count of being too sexual!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Naughty, naughty. lol

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    Default Re: Too sexual for Myspace? Hahahaha!!!!

    the im too sexy song has been playing through my head all day,
    thanks cutie!



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    Tell him that he's a load his mom should have swallowed.

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    I keep waiting for them to delete mine...esp my work myspace. ONe ofmy pics actually shows ....gasp..........nipple!

    I didnt notice it when I put it up,but now I'm just waiting to see how long before someone else notices and gets pissed and I get booted.It's almost a game....every time I sign in and it's still there I'm like "Yes...I won another day!...ha ha to you evil uptight myspace"

    So far its been on about a year. I guess my nipple isnt as offensive as I would have thought,

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    Default Re: Too sexual for Myspace? Hahahaha!!!!

    i had some girl who didn't like me report a few of my pictures and they got deleted (like one of me in a gold bikini). that's not fair though that they just deleted your myspace with no warning.

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    2 sexy 4 ur eyez

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    And your too sexy for Myspace, too sexy by far!

    People get offended by anything really but then again it's free so yeah lol

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    LOL, that's hilarious. I bet that made your whole day, it sure would've bee a huge confidence boost for me

    It sucks though that they deleted the whole profile instead of just deleting the "offensive" pic

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    Hahahaha....yeah it reminds me of the movie Beauty Shop where the one lady says "Does my sexiness OFFEND YOU!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutey5032 View Post
    I'M TOO SEXY FOR A MYSPACE!!
    There needs to be a T-shirt.
    Quote Originally Posted by markx View Post
    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    Default Re: Too sexual for Myspace? Hahahaha!!!!

    I would sport that T-Shirt fo sho. That sucks they deleted your entire profile though, they usually just delete a pic of mine here and there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cutey5032 View Post
    Hahahaha....yeah it reminds me of the movie Beauty Shop where the one lady says "Does my sexiness OFFEND YOU!"
    You made me think of this poem, one of my favorites

    Still I Rise

    You may write me down in history
    With your bitter, twisted lies,
    You may trod me in the very dirt
    But still, like dust, I'll rise.

    Does my sassiness upset you?
    Why are you beset with gloom?
    'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
    Pumping in my living room.

    Just like moons and like suns,
    With the certainty of tides,
    Just like hopes springing high,
    Still I'll rise.

    Did you want to see me broken?
    Bowed head and lowered eyes?
    Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
    Weakened by my soulful cries.

    Does my haughtiness offend you?
    Don't you take it awful hard
    'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
    Diggin' in my own back yard.

    You may shoot me with your words,
    You may cut me with your eyes,
    You may kill me with your hatefulness,
    But still, like air, I'll rise.

    Does my sexiness upset you?
    Does it come as a surprise
    That I dance like I've got diamonds
    At the meeting of my thighs?

    Out of the huts of history's shame
    I rise
    Up from a past that's rooted in pain
    I rise
    I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide,
    Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.
    Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
    I rise
    Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear
    I rise
    Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
    I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
    I rise
    I rise
    I rise.

    Maya Angelou



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    Tell him that he's a load his mom should have swallowed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christany View Post
    There needs to be a T-shirt.
    Crap. You beat me to the idea!

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    i get pics deleted here and there, but i'm pretty careful about what i put up... don't wanna lose my 10,000 friends haha.

    that poem was awesome,

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    LOL PV i <3 u that poem is awesome!! Thats in Beauty Shop too!!!

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