Last night was really slow, so slow that I sat with 2 customers and another dancers telling jokes. Here are 2 that I thought were cute that she told.
~A man walks into a bar. dun dun. He's from out of town. He walks up to the bartender and says "I'm not from around here, where can I go to have some fun?" The bartender points to the woman at the end of the bar. She is very obviously a hooker. So he walks over to her and says,
"I'm looking to have some fun, how much will that cost me?"
"Well I'll give you a handjob for $100."
"$100?! For a handjob? Thats pretty steep!" She takes the man over to the window and points to a bright red Ferrari and says,
"My hand jobs bought that Ferrari." So he goes for it. It's the best handjob he's ever had in his whole life! So the next day he returns and asks how much for a blow job. She tells him it will be $500.
"$500 for a blowjob? Are you kidding me?" So she takes him to the window again, and points to this big mansion across the street.
"My blowjobs bought that mansion." So he goes for it. It's the best head he's ever gotten.
The next day he decides he wants to fuck her. So he goes back and asks her how much. She takes him to the window again, points to the big city in the distance, big high rises, lights everywhere and says,
"If I had a vagina, I'd own that city."![]()
and
~A midget goes to a brothel. Asks the madame about getting a girl for an hour. She gets all the girls together and they all start snickering at him. Saying they don't want to because it will just suck for them. They want to have a little fun too. So the midget says
"Let me show you something 1st!" And pulls down his pants. Down the length of his penis he has a tattoo that says "shorty".
All the girls start laughing, one says "Shorty! Yeah its short allright, not even 2 inches!"
Well one girl feels so bad for him, she agrees to do it. After the hour she comes downstairs, her hairs a mess, shes sweaty, out of breath. One of the girls asks what happened. She replies,
"When it got hard the tattoo said "Shortys Mexican Restraunt Albequerqe New Mexico Established Septemper 2nd 1982."
lolz.
Any good jokes to share?





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