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    Default So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    just kidding...well, kind of...

    I saw her show a few nights ago. She's totally cute...looks like she's about in the 10th grade with the ponytail she was sporting. Hey Ginger, it was nice to meet you!

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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    But did she lick your nipple???


    If not...I'm ahead of you!LOL!

    And she ...to use a southern phrase in her honor...as cute as a bug in a rug and only knee high to a grasshopper!

    Of course...the fact that she looks so young does not in the least quell my desire to molest her....does that make me bad?

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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    She didn't lick my nip...dammit.

    But she did me on stage and get me all covered in skin lotion...I think I still smell like it.

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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    Wow... beef curtains... makes beefy have a whole new meaning. that reminds me of those chefboay r d... something another... mmmmmm!! beefy!!




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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    She didn't lick my nip...dammit.

    But she did me on stage and get me all covered in skin lotion...I think I still smell like it.
    Whoa...ok let me amend this...

    She did RIDE me on stage...(my clothes on)

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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    Hell, I had to go to urban dictionary and find out what "beef curtains" were.

    In any case, I'm insanely jealous of both of you.
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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    Just talking about beef curtains is making me horny.

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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    Talking about beef curtains makes me hungry and horny. One day I'll get to see a Ginger Lee show. Hell, I'm still waiting to see my Cally show.
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    Gods dammit someday I WILL meet Ginger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I want to meet Ginger! No fair. *pouts*

    Btw, hi Paige! Where've ya been?

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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    She's totally cute...looks like she's about in the 10th grade with the ponytail she was sporting. Hey Ginger, it was nice to meet you!
    She does, doesn't she? I don't recall her curtains being quite so prominent, however. Then again, I refused to play Cooter Ball and just handed her a wad of cash. Call me boring...but just call me.

    Of course...the fact that she looks so young does not in the least quell my desire to molest her....does that make me bad?
    If it does, I'm much more bad than you.

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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    Cooter Ball's not your game? Who'd have thunk it?
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    GingerLee's beef curtains? Pass the mustard, please!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    Then again, I refused to play Cooter Ball and just handed her a wad of cash. Call me boring...but just call me.


    I cheated at Cooter Ball. I walked up and put the money in the cup .....with my mouth. So...hard...to....keep....toungue...in...that..... close....to.....Ginger....va-jay-jay...

    NO beef curtains...lovely little tiny vagine.

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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    I've met Ginger too. But back then she was kinda new to SW so she didn't understand the secret handshake.

    And she most definitely did NOT have meat curtains. More like bubble gum.

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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    What the hell is a "beef curtain?"

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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    What the hell is a "beef curtain?"

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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    I think "beef curtain" has got to be the most disgusting term I've ever heard in my life.

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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    I like how that chick's doing a gang sign. Is she a west side crip or a 2town blood?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I think "beef curtain" has got to be the most disgusting term I've ever heard in my life.
    I heart Yek.

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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    "Beef curtains" - it's a guy thing, kinda like the secret handshake. Synonymous with "meat curtains". Generally not to be used in female company.

    I prefer "flower petals". Call me a hopeless romantic.

    Never met Ginger in person, but as a consumer of her video performances I can state without reservation that Ginger has a very cute little cooter, not posessing the sort of lippage that calls to mind the "beef curtains" appellation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I_luv_dancers! View Post
    I prefer "flower petals". Call me a hopeless romantic.
    I'm with you, ILD!

    I appreciate your reference to "flower petals." BTW, the term "punani" has a grimy connotation in 2007 that's strayed away from it's original Old Hawaiian meaning:

    "punani" (lit. heavenly flower) from the Old Hawaiian "pua" (blossom); "nani" (glory, splendor, heavenly).

    Quote Originally Posted by I_luv_dancers! View Post
    Never met Ginger in person, but as a consumer of her video performances I can state without reservation that Ginger has a very cute little cooter, not posessing the sort of lippage that calls to mind the "beef curtains" appellation.
    I don't recall dainty Ginger's labia flapping like a damn manta ray, either...

    OTOH, makes explicit reference to her vajayjay as such. What an incoherent twit!

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    I have long thought of pussies as flowers, especially after seeing Georgia O'Keefe's work.

    Sorry, I'm sure Mr. Hyde meant it as a compliment, but I can't think of a less appealing way to compliment the delectable Ginger Lee.
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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    What is the issue with naming parts of the vagina?

    Name it "awesome" and leave it there.

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    Default Re: So there I was, with Ginger Lee's beef curtains in my face...

    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    I have long thought of pussies as flowers, especially after seeing Georgia O'Keefe's work.

    Sorry, I'm sure Mr. Hyde meant it as a compliment, but I can't think of a less appealing way to compliment the delectable Ginger Lee.

    Oh, i don't think Hyde was trying to insult her either, I think he was just using his vernacular.

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