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    Default OMFG...you have to read this!!!

    I hope my wife is in a fatal crash and I get to raise my daughter on my own, and find someone who makes me happy. me too (6)

    http://www.truedadconfessions.com/p/50

    That number at the end of it is the guys who click "me too".
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    That is so depressing.

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    That is shocking. I'll add that to my list of hundreds of reasons why I will never get married again, assuming I get divorced.

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    ... What if he's married to a nutzo woman who is horrible to the kid and him, but he can't divorce her because she'll get custody?

    I have a friend who's kind of in this position. He knocked up his girlfriend, who is crazy and not a good mom by any means, but she got custody of the kid after running off. The only way he'll be able to see his son is if she gets busted for drugs or dies. He doesn't wish her death or anything, but he's very fucked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    ... What if he's married to a nutzo woman who is horrible to the kid and him, but he can't divorce her because she'll get custody?

    I have a friend who's kind of in this position. He knocked up his girlfriend, who is crazy and not a good mom by any means, but she got custody of the kid after running off. The only way he'll be able to see his son is if she gets busted for drugs or dies. He doesn't wish her death or anything, but he's very fucked.
    Um, but this guy DOES wish his WIFE death...and a painful one, at that.
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    Wow.. some of those are depressing, some are funny though.. like this one

    When I tell my wife about how fat she has gotten she says it's weight from having a child. Guess what fatty, our boy is five so don't bullshit me.

    LOL!

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    This one is just as funny...and sad: http://truemomconfessions.com/p/90


    Funny: My son is 2 and we potty trained him by telling him that his poop turns into the slugs from flushed away and if he didnt poop they wouldnt sing anymore.

    Sad: I'm invisible. Even when I'm on an anonymous chat forum.
    I post the same kind of things everyone else does...they get tons of responses & have made "friends". Me? I get nothing. I get overlooked, no one responds...

    In real life, I'm the one whose name no one remembers, even after I've dealt extensively with them. At my job, I have to introduce myself & work closely with them numerous times. Yet they never remember who I am.

    What do I have to do for someone to notice me?

    It makes me sad & hate myself. I feel like the biggest loser ever.
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    My wife loves to tell people about my romantic proposal.
    It's the same one I used twice before, so I knew it would be a winner!!


    What a fucking (I am sorry Lord) LOSER!!!!!!!
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    WTF?!

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    Default Re: OMFG...you have to read this!!!

    I know some of those are intended to be funny, but both sites made me cry.
    Literally. I'm sitting here with tears streaming down my face looking at all of the douches rants.

    Like even the "funny" ones like the five-year-old-baby-weight thing... You don't call someone you love Fatty. You have a conversation about how much more energy she'd have to keep up with teh kids if she ate better. You approach it from a loving standpoint, NOT a "ugly bitch is in denial, laugh with me fellas!"

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    Some of the posts really worry me. I mean that these people think this way about the person they said vows with? UGH!
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    Oh NO he DIDN'T!!!

    I asked my husband today what he wanted for our five year anniversary next summer, his answer...."you to lose 75 lbs." I really want to be angry with him about it, but I look at my self and I feel disgusted. I can't imagine how he feels.

    Hell, I'd do the miracle diet and lose 170 in 5 seconds....HIS MORON ASS!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinahSky View Post
    Oh NO he DIDN'T!!!

    I asked my husband today what he wanted for our five year anniversary next summer, his answer...."you to lose 75 lbs." I really want to be angry with him about it, but I look at my self and I feel disgusted. I can't imagine how he feels.

    Hell, I'd do the miracle diet and lose 170 in 5 seconds....HIS MORON ASS!!!!
    LMAO...we call that the "Ditch the Asshole Diet".

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    wow. That one in the OP is really sad. To feel so trapped you wish death upon the mother of your child and someone you presumably once loved. To be in that position and still not find a way to make your life what you want it to be. Omg.

    I don't know that I can think of much worse.

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    The sad thing is that their spouse doesn't know that they are sleeping next to someone who thinks this way about them. I've read them both, the men and the women.
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    I liked this one from truemomconfessions.com

    I know my husband doesn't control when he gets sick. But how does it always manage to fall on the weekends I need his help with something and never on the weekends he is going out with his friends???

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinahSky View Post
    I hope my wife is in a fatal crash and I get to raise my daughter on my own, and find someone who makes me happy. me too (4)
    I wasn't shocked. My dad wasn't cruel enough to say the same about my mom but I often wonder how much better things would have been if she hadn't been around.

    My room mate a few years ago had the same situation going on as well. Sometimes the dad is the saner parent but the system is slanted towards women

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    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh View Post
    I liked this one from truemomconfessions.com

    I know my husband doesn't control when he gets sick. But how does it always manage to fall on the weekends I need his help with something and never on the weekends he is going out with his friends???
    I read that one. I much prefer the funny ones to the sad.

    I wasn't shocked. My dad wasn't cruel enough to say the same about my mom but I often wonder how much better things would have been if she hadn't been around.

    My room mate a few years ago had the same situation going on as well. Sometimes the dad is the saner parent but the system is slanted towards women
    We don't know if the woman is really that bad, but the point is she doesn't know that the man she loves wishes she were dead. DAMN.
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    That's sick... and now the number is up to six.
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    Here's a freaking winner:

    I wish more than anything my wife would leave me.
    I can't leave her because then she would go after me financially, like they all do. But if I can get her to leave she won't have anything to stand on. Also, I don't want people to talk about me being the guy who left his wife.

    I can tell she's getting pushed closer to the edge every day, though she's not quite there yet.


    I hope she reads that and hangs in there until you're 97, jerk...
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    I liked this one:

    "I love my wife and son. Just seeing her on the floor with him giggling his head off makes me love them so much my chest hurts. "

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    ^ that one was cute...this one broke my heart, though:

    It hurts to see so many men complaining about their wives. I lost my wife a little over a year ago. She was hit by a drunk driver while two of our children were in the back seat. My children made it, she didn't. I'd give anything to go back in time to just have an hour...or even five minutes with her. Men...please, take a little time to appreciate your wives. They could be taken away at any minute. me too (15)
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    Ok, this is the last one for today (those sites are freaking ADDICTING!!!). This one made me laugh:

    10 Steps to the $100 Wedding:
    1. Get your marriage license on Tuesday ($30)...

    2. Leave work at lunch on Friday (awesome)...

    3. Have the semi-funny judge who's courtroom you were in 6 years ago marry you while your 1 year-old chews on a styrofoam cup (free)...

    4. Call and tell your parents (phone plan rates may vary)...

    5. Have your ex-photography major neighbor take pictures (free)...

    6. Drink half a six pack & eat a quesadilla (free) ...

    7. Put your kid down and have your MIL come over to "watch" him (free)...

    8a. Go to the bar... 8b. Fruity martinis for her; whiskey, tequila and beer for you ($70)...

    9. Drunkenly mass-text your friends you got married today (standard text rates apply)...

    10. Go home and beat it up like newlyweds then pass out spooning.

    I'm pretty sure this qualifies her as the best wife EVER.
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    ^^^ Ummmm... I have to disagree - our marriage license was $56 and that would have been a lot more fun than the party at MILs with all her coworkers and friends that NEITHER of us knew giving me funny looks because Im 15 years younger... it was fun but seriously... haha... MIL is something else....

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    I think these are made up. I didn't see one typo or spelling mistake. And somehow everyone knows what SAHM means? What kind of guy do you know reads this type of thing? Versus paranoid housewives?

    plus the ads are geared towards women!

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