
Originally Posted by
toomuchhomeworklately
A few days ago a guy who obviously liked me said he couldn't get a dance because I was too close to his daughter's age (she's 22, I'm 25). So I told him I was really 31. While I danced for him he said stuff like, "Wow, you're 31? Your tits look amazing." I told him, "Well, no one believes me when I tell them I'm 31, so I say I'm 25." A little fibbing got us both what we wanted.
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