
Originally Posted by
Scarlett.Oz
Hahaha, ok. He's only a little guy right, the snake not the boy, and he doesn't like it when you've been drinking, he gets all edgy for an otherwise gentle, placid little guy. So... We'd been at a festival in NSW called Confest, basically a bunch of hippies running around naked in the bush for a week or so and when we came back, the boy didn't feel much like wearing clothes anymore. So we had a few drinks and I retired to bed. The boy decides he missed Terry and wanted to say hello, ok picture scene, naked clueless boy with flaccid penis hanging out, unhappy snake wants to go back in his house; I was woken up by a scream to which I ran out and boy is sitting there with tears in his eyes and two bloody marks on the end of his dick, I laughed, checked Terry was ok (I swear he was looking pleased with himself) and went back to bed, what else could I do, kiss it better? He's just lucky Tez wasn't hungry or he may have constricted, seriously, that thing looks alot like a hairless mouse when it's scared.
Sorry to the O.P. I'm gonna try and justify this derailment by saying that we're taking your mind off being stressed about starting dancing again :-)
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