To bite a stripper's booby while she's on main stage dancing for a tip. Fucking asswad did that to me last night, and I was pissed!
Or being slapped on the ass. I don't care if you are male or female, keep your body parts away from mine, especially when I am on stage!
Please don't lick me, it tickles..
This is why many dancers were spiked heals. usually if a customer bites you it means that they really WANT to lose an eye.





^Precisely! He would've had my 6 inch heel in his fucking throat!![]()
When custies do that stuff to me while I'm on stage (especially the ass slapping thing), I usually
a) stop dancing and tell them to get the fuck off my tiprail
b) have them kicked out
c) or I charge them an asshole tax ("You owe me $10 for being a dick and ruining the show for everyone else!")
Works best on busy nights when I can make an example of that person in front of a bunch of people![]()
i used to dream militant dreams / of taking over america / to show these white folks how it should be done
i used to dream radical dreams / of blowing everyone away / with my perceptive powers of correct analysis
i even used to think / id be the one to stop the riot and negotiate the peace / then i awoke and dug
that if i dreamed natural dreams / of being a natural woman
doing what a woman does / when shes natural
i would have a revolution
--nikki giovanni
I just walked away from him and wouldn't go back to him. DJ/manager asked me why I wouldn't go over to him when he was waiting at the tip rail all song, and when I told them, they tried to kick him out (but there was some confusion about exactly who did it). DJ/manager told me, "The next time someone pulls that shit, feel free to kick him or smack him. We'll back you up 110%, and then we'll know exactly who to kick out."
I LOVE MY NEW MANAGEMENT!!!





Ahahaha. I had some asshole whack my ass with a poster while I was doing my show and the bouncer kicked the entire group out. Ha! Losers.
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My club is generally really good at kicking out anybody who tries stuff like that. I had one guy say to me on stage, "Hey baby, I'll make it worth your while if you sit on my face." I took my heel off and got it close to his face and said, "Hey baby, say shit like that again and this will be going in your crotch. We wear heels for a reason."
I had a guy fucking bite Me so hard in the ass once while I was giving him a lapdance in a booth.. I turned around with my back to him and fuck him bite Me!.. It hurt so bad too.
Men are fucking IDIOTS....





One guy, tried to pull down my panties. I dont understand these jerks.
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Ugh, once a guy "misinterpreted" my suggestion for him to tip me at my stage ( I was holding my boobs and usually a guy will put a dollar between them but NOT touching me or really coming close and I'll grab the dollar by pushing my boobs together) and grabbed my boob. I just froze. The club was practically empty and no one noticed and it was just weird. I was like uh, no? I tried to keep dancing but I felt really shaken. Later the bouncer gave him a talking to and asked me if I wanted him kicked out and I just said no, forget it. I don't know why in retrospect.



LOL...Horny men that can't get pussy in real life, and the closest they can get to real pussy is by groping women.
I swear, men get away with alot...all the shit women have to put up with. Dare you decide to grope their asses or penis, its like opening the gates of paradise for them. I remember trying to convince one indian guy to keep his hands off me, yet he refused. when i told him i'll have to grab his penis, he freaking smiled at me and told me it would be disrepectful if i don't. Sick ass mothafucka!! i would have grab that shit and cut it right off or better yet, just give it a mark he will never forget. some men just don't deserve to have a penis, because they don't know how to control their urges.
I kicked a guy in his fat gut with my 7 inchers. LOL
Slapped another guy, I usually get them kicked out.
One time when I was on stage, a guy put a tip in my underwear and then TRYING to act like it wasn't on purpose, REACHED UP and like fondled my boob. I punched him in the face, not really hard, but enough to get the stupid smirk off his face. I told him to fuck off, and he gave me this confused look and said "you're not really upset, are you?"
Oh my god, the naked girls have feelings? That would make them close to being...humans...
I told him to get the fuck away from my stage and not fucking touch me again. He did.




Heehee. "you must be joking, strippers LOVE it when I act disrepectful"![]()
I had a guy try to stick his finger in my underwear while I was giving him a table dance. I kicked him and my heel got him right in the temple. I hope he was bruised for a week and got in trouble with his wife. Dick.
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