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    I thought it'd be fun to start a thread about times you've slipped up and said something at work that you shouldn't have said.

    Here's one of mine-I was talking to this customer at work, and he seemed really weird and creepy. After he left, this girl that I got along with okay sat beside me and I said to her "Wow, that guy was a weirdo." She just gave me a dirty look and walked away. Turns out it was her boyfriend. Oops. I felt really bad and dumb after that.






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    Quote Originally Posted by blondhottie View Post

    Here's one of mine-I was talking to this customer at work, and he seemed really weird and creepy. After he left, this girl that I got along with okay sat beside me and I said to her "Wow, that guy was a weirdo." She just gave me a dirty look and walked away. Turns out it was her boyfriend. Oops. I felt really bad and dumb after that.
    LMAO. Yeah well...if my boyfriend was a weird creep I'd want someone to tell me. You did a community service! Just think of it like that.
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    There are nights when I get irritated really quickly with customers and can't be patient with them. On the rare occasion that I mention something to them about being cheap or wasting my time before walking off, I'm often told that I just talked myself out of good money. They could be lying, but it's always in the back of my mind that I should have held out longer and banked. And I've seen a few guys throwing money at everyone after I've made a comment like that. Everyone except me. So I try to hold my tongue.

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    Hehehe, I was standing by the Dj booth listening to him go and go. And I realized just how much talking he does in a night! Anyway, he's a major flirt...and somewhat of an ass...and without thinking who I was talking to I said "Geez, after a night like tonight, how do you keep your throat from getting sore?"

    Yah... I walked right into it.


    Then one time I was talking to a custy and asking him all the regular stuff, blah blah blah, it was a bad night so I pushing hard and I said to the guy "Well, when you're ready I'll come back so I can rub my body all over yours, cause a little trouble maybe?"
    The guy says "oh really?"
    "Uh huh, tell me your name again sweety?"
    "So and so (the owner of both clubs)"
    "Okay so and so, I'll be back!" I got about two steps before I realize who I had just been talking to! Crap!!!!!




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    So I'm usually pretty good at keeping my story straight, even though I sometimes change it because I'm bored.. But one time I was giving a dance and the custy caught me off guard with a question:

    Custy: "So what kind of car do you drive?"

    He didn't seem like the stalker type.. I think he just wanted to talk about cars. So I reply:

    "A Toyota.."

    Custy: "Really? Toyotas are good cars. What kind?"

    Me: "A... um.. Civic."

    Custy: *smile, nod*

    And abotu 15 minutes later I realized what I'd said. Hahahaha...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lolagetz View Post
    So I'm usually pretty good at keeping my story straight, even though I sometimes change it because I'm bored.. But one time I was giving a dance and the custy caught me off guard with a question:

    Custy: "So what kind of car do you drive?"

    He didn't seem like the stalker type.. I think he just wanted to talk about cars. So I reply:

    "A Toyota.."

    Custy: "Really? Toyotas are good cars. What kind?"

    Me: "A... um.. Civic."

    Custy: *smile, nod*

    And abotu 15 minutes later I realized what I'd said. Hahahaha...
    LMFAO!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    There are nights when I get irritated really quickly with customers and can't be patient with them. On the rare occasion that I mention something to them about being cheap or wasting my time before walking off, I'm often told that I just talked myself out of good money. They could be lying, but it's always in the back of my mind that I should have held out longer and banked. And I've seen a few guys throwing money at everyone after I've made a comment like that. Everyone except me. So I try to hold my tongue.
    ...Or maybe it's possible that the guys had money yet were intending to be cheap UNTIL you told them that they were being cheap! Perhaps your telling them off made them feel foolish and in effect convinced them to start throwing around money at the other girls to make YOU feel like the foolish one. So you possibly look at it as, you helped the other girls to make money that perhaps NOBODY would have gotten if you hadn't made the guys feel foolish about being cheap. Just a possibility.

    I find that when the big spenders get turned off by a venom-tongued girl, they usually keep quiet and they DON'T TELL HER that she missed out. I have a few guy friends who are good customers and sometimes do this. They usually just keep hush and turn their attention to the girls that they ARE turned on by. After all, actions speak louder than words...every wise man knows this...so I think that the guys who claim that you missed out on money are sometimes just being all-talk or trying to guilt trip you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lolagetz View Post
    So I'm usually pretty good at keeping my story straight, even though I sometimes change it because I'm bored.. But one time I was giving a dance and the custy caught me off guard with a question:

    Custy: "So what kind of car do you drive?"

    He didn't seem like the stalker type.. I think he just wanted to talk about cars. So I reply:

    "A Toyota.."

    Custy: "Really? Toyotas are good cars. What kind?"

    Me: "A... um.. Civic."

    Custy: *smile, nod*

    And abotu 15 minutes later I realized what I'd said. Hahahaha...
    LOL I've seen customers do this before! Some customers like to make up stories, such as using fake names and the whole bit, and they've made similar blunders. When I hear them do this, I want to laugh in their face. Usually I would just play along teasingly as if they're a lot of fun, but when I see that they're only trying to play mind games, waste my time, and see how long they can get me to stay without spending any money...that's when I'd usually call them on their bluff before walking away. Ha.

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    Our club was a stop on a poker run, and this group of bikers was sitting in bottle service. Not paying ANY attention, I went up to the group and said, "You guys are all sitting around here with no girls! That's no good!"
    Aaaand as soon as it was out of my mouth I noticed the 5 or so biker chicks sitting scattered amongst them, now giving me death glares.........
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    There were these two young guys at work, and everyone was making a big deal over them. I didn't get it...So when they were free for a second I went over.

    Me: "Hi! I'm Molly! What's your name?"
    Guy 1: "...Jason..."
    Me: "Hey Jason! So, what's up with you guys? How come you get to wear baseball caps?" (we have a no-hats-allowed dress code)
    Guy 2: "Uh, we're Senators"
    Me: (confused) "What? No, you're way too young to be in the Senate..."
    Both guys: "..."
    Me: "..."
    ...
    Me: "Oh my god. I'm sorry! I'm not from around here."

    Fucking Ottawa. The hockey players are gods. It was Spezza and Emery of course. It was a little embarrassing, but the look on their faces was pretty funny. They couldn't tell if I was being nasty and sarcastic (this was the night after they lost in the playoffs), or if I was just a total moron. When actually, I'm in the 0.1% of the city's population who 'doesn't give a fuck about hockey', as the song says.

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    Any stripper that allows her boyfriend to come in while she works better be ready to take some grief! Bad idea all around!

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    Latest one from memory:

    In the Centrefold dressing room. One of the 'larger' girls, J, is putting on fake tan as she does every time she works as she literally feels naked without it on. So. Yeah. He's my "foot in the mouth" moment.

    I basically commented on how she told me (which she did on another night) that she puts fake tan on because it makes her look better.

    She totally took it the wrong way. She thought I was telling her that she put the fake tan on because she is a large girl, not so toned and basically fat and without the fake tan she is all of those things. Totally wrong as I was just commenting on what she told me on another night... yet that was my foot in the mouth moment.


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    I have a really hard time hearing what people say sometimes, and being in a loud strip club doesn't help. My first night I was chatting with a couple guys while I danced around, and one was hispanic. I didn't know what he was saying to his friend, all I could make out was that he was speaking another language. Just trying to make chit chat I said something about wishing that I remembered some Spanish from high school. He looked at me and said he'd been speaking Russian.

    And the other night I told someone he kind of looked like Toby Keith (whom I actually can't stand, but anyway). Then I realized it probably wasn't taken as a compliment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Any stripper that allows her boyfriend to come in while she works better be ready to take some grief! Bad idea all around!
    Yeah, technically dancers weren't allowed to have their S.O.'s come in while they were working at this club, but it was never enforced. I'm all for the no boyfriend rule at work.

    These are great-it's good to know I'm not the only one who has said something stupid at work! Some of these must've been mortifying when they happened, but after enough time goes by where you're not embarrassed anymore, then it's good to think back on these and laugh!






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