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    This is a thread for people to share the dumbest/funniest/most embarrassing thing you've ever done.

    Mine happened about 5 years ago. I was at friend's party and walked straight into a tree. Knocked myself on my ass and almost unconscious.

    p.s. I was not drunk.

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    I walked into a glass patio door and banged my tooth on it, hard. I was completely sober.

    It was dark in my back hall once and I couldn't see very well. I opened the door and managed to hit myself in the face with it, completely bending up my glasses.

    While working retail, the hottest girl in High school walked in, along with her model friend. I walked into a display case while gawking, with my arms full. It was SO worth it.

    And the dumbest thing ever? Not realizing until it was too late that the ridiculously-sweet and cute girl that I had a massive crush on at the above retail job liked me. I get to live with that regret for a long time.

    PS: Hottie from high school I later saw dancing at a topless club, and years later saw on TV trying out to be the next Wild On E! girl. She didn't make it.
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    Showing off. Oh gosh i remember this crap...

    Did a Cart Wheel in a friends house and went through their glass sliding doors.

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    Well not counting all the times I've ended up skidding down the pavement in t-shirt and shorts...


    Told this story here before...

    Working at the Cheetah in the late 90's when it was ruling the planet here in the south. One very busy night I turned around to grab a cd there is a guy standing behind me in the booth. He said hey I'm with Stone Temple Pilots. That line almost always comes from a roadie or some no-name poser acting like a member of the entourage. I sorta called him out barely gave him a glance and said "oh really, what do you do?" He replied, "I sing"...

    (whiplash)

    I absolutely love STP which is why I was originally offended that some guy would run that crap on me.. so anyway.... now I'm standing face to face with Scott after not recognizing him from Adam. I felt about two inches tall.

    Lucky for me he turned out to be super cool and hung out for about fifteen minutes looking through cds and requesting music. He was really pumped about hearing an ACDC song if I remember correctly.
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    My Most Embarassing Story is hilarious.....

    I was a freshman in college, and in the cafeteria eating lunch with my friend. I was seriously PMS-ing, so I convinced my friend to go up with me to the dessert area. As soon as I got up there, I grabbed like 5 chocolate chip cookies. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw my friend give me one of those "are-you-REALLY-gonna-eat-that" looks....so I turned to her and said "I'm sorry, but I'm having my motherfucking period. I'ma eat this" ....then I looked up, and I saw that it WASN'T my friend standing next to me, but some random guy. He looked fucken mortified. I ran back to my table, but I was laughing my ass off.

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    ^^^^STP still rocks...poor Scott though - As far as dumbest....Got pulled over after a night in da club....had taken a big plastic cup full of beer for the road so it was sitting between my legs. Officer asks me to step out of the vehicle which I do....my beer goes flying all over his legs!!! He sits there stunned for a sec and then asks "Been drinkin' tonight?" to which I reply "No officer...spillin' mostly".

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    I tried to potty in the woods at dusk and ended up pissing all over a partridge. The embarassing part was that it freaked out and flew away and I screamed and then I had to tell my hunting partners (who were well within earshot) what I had done. Yeah, never lived that one down.

    Later that summer, I also leaned over a balcony railing and barfed all over a bunny. It was not my finest hour.
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    I tripped over nothing in front of my high school... I was wearing a skirt that went up, and was wearing granny panties with a pad in them... fell directly in front of the smoking kids and their older boyfriends... scraped my face and still have the scar.

    TRAUMA!!! lol

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    First time I ever got drunk, I spent the entire time giggling and rolling around on the floor like a small child. Oh yeah, and I also hit someone when they showed up there. For no reason.

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    My Exorcist Moment. I projectile-vomited split pea soup (yes, that's really what I ordered to "settle my tummy" after a night of swilling keg beer AND Jagermeister) in a booth at a Perkins whilst attempting to sober up after a block party.

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    I used to have a lot of house parties when I was a teenager. We drank a lot. One time my friend ran away threatening to kill herself again, so I went to the rescue. I don't think anyone else really cared.

    I went outside, hammered, in February in Ottawa. I was wearing a tank top, jeans, flip flops, and new orleans beads. I jumped on my little brother's bike, and said "oh, I'm a drunk driver, I better wear my helmet..." but I could only find my horse helmet. So be it!

    I got about two blocks and skidded into snowbank. I lost my flip flop, so after looking for it for a while, I got honked at by my friend's dad. She was in the car with him, and half the people from the party were walking home also. I was basically just sitting in the snowbank with this green plastic equestrian helmet. It was pretty silly and stupid. And then I puked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mollyzmoon View Post
    I used to have a lot of house parties when I was a teenager. We drank a lot. One time my friend ran away threatening to kill herself again, so I went to the rescue. I don't think anyone else really cared.

    I went outside, hammered, in February in Ottawa. I was wearing a tank top, jeans, flip flops, and new orleans beads. I jumped on my little brother's bike, and said "oh, I'm a drunk driver, I better wear my helmet..." but I could only find my horse helmet. So be it!

    I got about two blocks and skidded into snowbank. I lost my flip flop, so after looking for it for a while, I got honked at by my friend's dad. She was in the car with him, and half the people from the party were walking home also. I was basically just sitting in the snowbank with this green plastic equestrian helmet. It was pretty silly and stupid. And then I puked.
    That is officially my favorite story. Love the helmet.

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    I managed to slam right into a glass sliding door at a wedding party. Yep, EVERYONE was looking at me

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    oh gosh, I don't know where to start. It's a daily thing.

    I frequently open doors in my face and always have forehead bumps.

    Last week, I firmly stated to a room full of people that Spain no longer existed.

    When we moved, I insisted on moving in my bare feet. Carryign box after box, in and out from the parkign lot to the house. I realized at one point that my feet were black. Filthy dirty. I insisted on stopping the moving. I HAD to wash my feet. So I did. Then Instead of putting on shoes...I ran back into the parking lot in my bare feet. They turned black again instantly. The thought just didn't occur to me....

    I'd go on, but I've embarassed myself enough for today, lol.

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    In high school a boy I knew used to get these seeds or whatever they were off a tree and if you crushed them and spat on them (or added water) they would let off the most foul odour ever. So my friend and I decided to let them on in maths class to disrupt the class. But they are quite hard so we were having trouble crushing them. We put them under the leg of the chair and tried to squash them, we put them under the leg of the table and tried to squash them.

    So my "bright" idea was to crush them in my mouth under my back moulars. Well let me tell you the smell that came pouring out of my mouth was indescribable. The taste was even worse than the smell. My saliva had set the stink off. The whole class was asking what the smell was and my friend and I got kicked out of the class. I tried to wash the taste/smell out of my mouth but adding water just made it worse so I went and ate some lollies.

    I felt like a complete idiot and my friend was laughing hysterically.

    On top of that we both got permanently kicked out of that class so I never did maths in year 11 or 12 of high school, so it was lucky that my university courses didn't require maths as a prerequisite.
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    One time in college I got so drunk that I somehow ended up finding my way in to one of the gymnasiums on campus and the next day woke up lying between two rolled up wrestling mats. I didn't remember how I got there, but when I sat up, there was a bunch of guys playing basketball on the other side of the gym. No one knew I was there because I was kind of hidden. I stood up and man, I must have looked like a zombie walking out of there.

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    Okay, I can't think of something dumb that I've done, but I say alot of really dumb things...I just don't think before I speak.

    Here's an example:

    When Boyfriend and his cousin came to AZ to move me to CA, they brought one of the work trucks that belongs to Boyfriend's uncle. I didn't really have alot of stuff, but my prized possession was my mattress. I put it in mattress bags (double bags) and they tied it to the outside rack on the truck. It was very secure, but I wanted to offer a suggestion to make sure that nobody would steal my precious mattress when we stopped overnight in Vegas. "Here," I said, holding up a combination lock, "put this on to make sure that nobody steals my mattress." They both just looked at me. It was then that I realized that if someone really wanted my mattress, they could just cut through the ropes. Duh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    I tried to potty in the woods at dusk and ended up pissing all over a partridge. The embarassing part was that it freaked out and flew away and I screamed and then I had to tell my hunting partners (who were well within earshot) what I had done. Yeah, never lived that one down.

    Later that summer, I also leaned over a balcony railing and barfed all over a bunny. It was not my finest hour.
    Pissing on a partridge...barfing on a bunny....


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    I was trying to be sexy with an ex boyfriend. So I got a blowpop and was walking towards him and just going to town on the sucker and making mad eye contact. Well unknown to me there was a little fan on the floor. And whoop! I flipped right over that fan! I was so f'ing embarassed. So much for being sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    Pissing on a partridge...barfing on a bunny....
    Oh yeah, PETA would be up in arms if they knew what kind of summer THAT was.
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    Freshman year of college I bought toilet paper that does not rip. You know how the beginning of the roll is glued together? It was like that the WHOLE ROLL. You couldn't even rip off tiny shreds, it was impossible.

    I also shared an apartment with 3 other girls. One day I put it in the bathroom and took all the other toilet paper and tissue and hid it under my bed. I was only going to leave it in there for a couple hours or so- just long enough for everybody to get stuck using it once. (When I went i took my own tp in.) But it was SO FUNNY I just left it there. When I went to the bathroom the garbage was full of shredded bits of paper- someone had obviously been trying to use it. The next day I was in my room and my other three roommates were in the living room. Then... I heard my name. And I knew, THEY KNEW. The thought occurred to me to jump out the window but we lived on the fourth story.

    Surprisingly- they weren't that angry at me. I would have been PISSED, but they didn't even get mad. I can't believe they didn't kill me. I guess they must have expected it from me.

    Edit: I must have had some redeeming qualities though- we are still friends.
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