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    Post them here!

    So far, I've found these:

    http://www.forzieri.com/usa/product_...gfts&listid=7x

    http://www.momastore.org/museum/moma...iftideas_7L305

    The prices are the best part!
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    Oh man, those are some good ones! You win! hehehehe


    They needed to put a picture of those "algue" in action, I have noooo freakin idea what they are.



    Lmao, the magic wand that removes gas from champagne.....let me guess, if I have a $120 gas remover I'm prob drinkin some nice bubbly anyway....who da funk cares about the gas? I didn't know it was a problem? lol

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    I once got this piece of shit for Christmas....from a BOYFRIEND (not the current one)

    http://www.spencersonline.com/decor_...do-disco-ball/

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    ^ Hahahahaha, that's hilarious! Yay, now you can throw your very own par-tay! hahaha
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    The worst present I ever got from a past boyfriend was a waffle maker. I don't even eat waffles and I was 16 at the time still living with my parents. I gave that shit back to him and asked him what the hell... did he just grab the first thing in Wal Mart that was on clearance or something? lol!

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    ^aaak! Good for you girlfriendddd-----I would have done the same thing. Boy is he on the right track to success with the ladies....


    That disco ball! I've always looked at that in Spencers and wonder who da funk buys that crap. ( )

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    Okay so I just google "worthless gifts", and the entire first page is links to different sites with a plagarized or rewritten-differently copy of this WORTHLESS article:






    Ummm okay the general idea of the entire article is: take a woman out to dinner.

    Reminds me of Djoser's thread yesterday.

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    Lol, that is some pretty useless shit..

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post

    ewww on the hot dog thing! *makes fart noises*


    What are some ideas that you have thought of on handy uses for the bloody cloth with the child's handprints?

    ....the freakin cleanse light. That's for crazy ladies! Walkin around waving that light at everything, aaahaa!

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    Yea I think that stupid strobe light has been on sale at Spencers for the last decade at least LOL. Cant get anyone to buy it!!

    And about that article Alaska....hell no. Dinner is in NO way a substitution for a Christmas present!!!!!! It DISAPPEARS! Yeah right. Hell, I'll be happy with long john silvers.....but those expensive dinners, no. Spend that money on lingerie and makeup and candles, dammit.

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    Call me crazy but I would love to get that Sudoko Toilet Paper for someone lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutey5032 View Post
    Yea I think that stupid strobe light has been on sale at Spencers for the last decade at least LOL. Cant get anyone to buy it!!
    seriously rofl!! Exactly right!

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    I don't know....that Disco Ball kinda makes me want it. Doc. says i need to get the ole heart rate up...and 70's music moves me! lol...really. Queen, Tramps etc!

    Hickory Farms.....Ahhh i will pull my hair out, every darn year i get that stuff from someone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela View Post
    Hickory Farms.....Ahhh i will pull my hair out, every darn year i get that stuff from someone.
    May I suggest some worthless Cheese Logs?


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    I have the bloody cloth, but I only put it out at Halloween time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    May I suggest some worthless Cheese Logs?

    That reminds me of the episode of Family guy where Brian gets a job at the mall. He has a sample platter and asks everyone: "Would you like to taste my smoked meat log?" If a guy at the mall asked me that, he'd leave with a broken nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    Okay so I just google "worthless gifts", and the entire first page is links to different sites with a plagarized or rewritten-differently copy of this WORTHLESS article:


    http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7737



    Ummm okay the general idea of the entire article is: take a woman out to dinner.

    Reminds me of Djoser's thread yesterday.
    This is so spot-on for me. The things I enjoy the most every year are events--whether that's tickets to a Spurs game, a trip to the spa (including making the appointment for me because I NEVER WILL), a scheduled evening of romance....those are the things that make me giddy and delighted.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    That reminds me of the episode of Family guy where Brian gets a job at the mall. He has a sample platter and asks everyone: "Would you like to taste my smoked meat log?" If a guy at the mall asked me that, he'd leave with a broken nose.
    OMG I LOVE Family Guy!!

    Anything to do with a fruitcake or Jean Nate body splash. Or anything from the Hammacher Schlemmer catalogue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StarryEyes View Post
    OMG I LOVE Family Guy!!

    Anything to do with a fruitcake or Jean Nate body splash. Or anything from the Hammacher Schlemmer catalogue.
    AMEN. Who gets excited about a cast-iron house number? Or a heavy plastic welcome mat? Or a fake rock to cover your watering hose? I honestly don't get the homemaker vibe.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    AMEN. Who gets excited about a cast-iron house number? Or a heavy plastic welcome mat? Or a fake rock to cover your watering hose? I honestly don't get the homemaker vibe.
    Well some of that I could see buying for yourself if you're just really that bored and can't find anything better to spend your money on. But as gifts? Come on people!

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    Here is a gem from Hammacher Schlemmer:

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    Ok..I admit it..I have both the strobe light and the disco ball....they do make a party fun though!

    I once got a painting. Of myself. Or what was supposed to be me...done by one of my fathers friends off a picture. It was pretty bad. His friend was from Burma..and apparently didnt know how to draw western eyes, so its an odd painting of my with Asian eyes.
    My dad said thank you and I think threw it away..or put it in the attic.

    Lovely sentiment. But no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StarryEyes View Post
    Here is a gem from Hammacher Schlemmer:
    Embarassingly enough, I could probably use one of those. But I'd be really mortified if it was given to me as a gift! lol


    And Cameron, I would LOVE to see a picture of that painting. It sounds pretty hilarous! At least it wasn't a caricature of you, those are worse, as they often play up features you're not proud of.

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    Awww, PrettyCurlieQ, I love the cleanse light. In fact, I want the cleanse light. It's because I'm totally an aspiring crazy lady, though. And because I've ruined so much of my clothing fervently disinfecting with bleach that, shit, it's time to step up into the 21st Century of sterilization.

    I think this is pretty useless, but charming. I had one as a kid and enjoyed its uselessness.

    Drought was over. Where was I? Drinks were on the house.
    For mixers, my love, you'd poured--what?--even the rain.

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