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    Default I think I have narcolepsy...

    Haha. No I don't realllly think that. But today.....

    My best friends boyfriend texted me and asked me to meet him for lunch on his lunch break and asked if taco bell was fine. I said yeah I'd meet him there and he said he'd text me when he got his break. Well around the time he usually gets his break I just drove to taco bell so it would save some of his lunch time from waiting for me.

    Well he ended up getting super busy and didnt get a lunch break or a chance to text me and let me know. But the thing is - I was in the taco bell parking lot for like 5 minutes waiting when I fell asleep in my car. Just crashed right out, sitting straight up. I woke up four hours later....That whole time I didn't even knowww I was asleep! It was so weird.

    I was having trippy ass dreams about transformer monsters crashing buildings and throwing beach balls at me while I was at a pool at the movies and was being filmed for a movie but forgot all my lines because I didn't know I was going to be in a movie and then I crashed my car that was actually a Pet Taxi cat carrier into a huge lake.

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    Pffft not dreamin bout me?
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    I bet I crashed my pet taxi because you were in there wif me.

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    Oh my Pooka! Make sure to have a cracked window next time your are tired! Fresh air is very important!!




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    You Cant Quit until you try, You cant live until you die, You Cant learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie.You Cant Breath Until you choke,You gotta Laugh When your the Joke, Theres Nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive! Will you swear on your life, that no one will cry at my Funeral!
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    Yes please save me from this life of debauchery! You can all kneel down and worship at the Church of the Holy Clitoris to convince me!!

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