You are remarkably handsome.
I do wish you'd smile though!
You are remarkably handsome.
I do wish you'd smile though!





Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
I love great suits and unusual ties, although I rarely wear ties anymore, but I dig the tie.
I love your eyes TOO![]()
^^They're hypnotic, aren't they? TOO could probably control me with them, if he really wanted to.
That could bring us into some dangerous(-ly hot) territory. Mmmm...




you guys, this thread is giving me weird dreams! I dreamed last night that TOO was a cop who raided a club where I was working.
It was totally hott, too...he had me up against the bar, legs spread, cuffed...I won't go into detail, but I think a cavity search ensued...![]()
No, he wasn't in uniform in the dream....but when I woke up, I was like, 'wtf?' Then I remembered the Dangle thread....![]()
"Doc still loved true things, but he knew it was not a general love and it could be a very dangerous mistress." - John Steinbeck, Cannery Row
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
^ But Dangle would love me far more than he would love you, my dear. I mean Tom Lennon is no idiot. Dangle? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I'm still trying to figure out how I look like Steve Zahn, Dave Coulier, Terry Kiser (who is not only dead throughout the entire movie, meaning his eyes are closed the whole time, but is he is 25 years older than I am !) and Tom Lennon, while none of them look even remotely like each other.
At least Tom is reasonably close to my age.
And although it's true it's "a young Sean Connery" in that publicity shot for Dr. No that functions as my avatar, it was taken when Connery was about a decade younger than I am.
Like I said: I've had way, way too much plastic surgery for a heterosexual male.
OK, so once again, the reason for the mustache is that my 7-year-old daughter, the Angel of the Century, adores it. She calls it the "snash." She wants one herself. At night, when I put her to bed, she reaches up and pretends to take it and put it on her own lip before she goes to sleep.
I'm sorry, but that wins out over my own vanity any day.
Lysondra, do you really think if they were going to photoshop hair on me, it would look that ridiculous? It's a mess. It's also too long. While I was sitting for makeup, the photographer came in, took one look at my hair, and just rolled her eyes.
They did photoshop a nose on me, though. I just have these two evenly-spaced holes in the center of my face. Worked perfectly. Can you tell?
OK, so the nudes. I would post them, but every time I check out the Djoser pic thread, there is so much female saliva and sweat and glitter all over my monitor, it takes me 30 minutes to wipe it all off so I can actually read the thread.
Yeah, it's not all female "sweat." I know.
I may post the semi-nudes, which I mostly did for the benefit of the all-female lighting crew, who were silently (they thought) whispering about what I looked like under the suit during clothing changes. I got one "Oh my God," coming out of change, which was the girl who lost the bet, I think.
I truly appreciate all the kind comments, although the temptation to identify "who I look like," is kind of baffling. I thought all the comments about my eyes were quite kind.
The reason I always write about the rule of natural selection where the devoted wife sneaks off during ovulation to have sex with the hottest guy she can find is because I am a product of such an illicit liaison. I never met my natural father, a prominent member of the Chicago mafioso, but when I asked my mom what he looked like, she said, "look in the mirror."
She was being kind. I have pictures of her from the 1960s where she could play Lana Turner on a bad day, without makeup.




..well, since everyone else is playing "Where in the World is TOO"
Last edited by WiseGuy_TX; 01-13-2008 at 06:27 PM.
"Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."
^That was hee-larious!
!!
I'd hit it.
People are not ruled by their memories.
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My first thought was Magnum PI, but now I'd have agree with anyone who mentioned the Reno 911 guy. Any chance we can see you in a cop uniform now? Just to compare..........
TOO, what's Peter North really like?
hehehe
I think everyone kind of has a case for who TOO looks like...here's my submission:
Alan Tudyk
Beautiful, beautiful eyes, TOO.
^ Thank you; that was very sweet of you.
People are so distracted by the mustache, they can't see the rest of my face. All the porn star look, the Dangle talk, etc. is because of the mustache. Suddenly I look like every guy with a mustache.
The photographer, on the other hand, went in a completely different direction. We spent about an hour reviewing all the shots from the session.
She was convinced I had a definite Michael Douglas look given the angles of my face and my eyes. This was particularly true in the first pic. You can see it in another one I haven't posted yet. Just missing the obvious chin dimple.
Yeah, you look like every guy with a mustache. I really thought you were Ron Jeremy at first.![]()
Really though -- and I'm not sure how to word this exactly -- I like you better now that I've seen your pic. You look like you have a certain warmth to you. I also wonder if they photoshopped it some or you really have skin that nice.
That's really my face -- with makeup. But it was not photoshopped at all.
I keep a tan complexion because I often have very short notice before I have to go on the air, and you cannot be "white" on the air without looking like a complete ghost or an escapee from Iceland.
I used to carry foundation around with me, but eventually felt that was kind of stupid. So now I just take extremely careful care of my skin and make best friends with the makeup crew.![]()
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