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    Default i love that this board is full of chicks and I can ask shit like this

    there really needs to be more chick forums on the net

    OK, so remember that I rarely get my period, 'cos I was anorexic for so long? Well, it turns out my body is starting to get normal and this is the first time in several years that my period has come in two consecutive months!

    good news: I feel like a woman instead of like some little kid who never gets their shit.

    bad news: remember that super duper hot dress? yeah, I'm totally wearing that tomorrow and I want no panty lines, which means- NO PANTIES.


    therefore, I need a wear a tampon, right? well, guess who's never worn one before? ME!

    I'm 25 y.o., so I really don't want my mom or anybody, for that matter, poking around my vagina trying to teach me how to get one in. There's no time for an ob/gyn visit, so I'm hoping that y'all could kind of show me the ropes.

    I've tried wearing one before, but I pretty much start freaking out and the damn thing would keep sliding out. Well, today is the day that I WILL succeed, 'cos this dress is the SHIT and I will wear it tomorrow hell or high water.

    Questions:
    1) What brand do I get? What's a good "first time?"
    2) How will I know when it's full and I have to change? My mom said it'll leak and I'm like "OHHH NOOOO, I DO NOT WANT THAT SHIT LEAKING!"
    3) She also told me that it makes her bleed more, tampons- that can't be true, can it?
    4) If you don't mind sharing, how do you put it in? Some sites say squat. some say put your foot on the toilet. what do I do?

    Man, sorry to be asking questions that a teen/preteen would, but please please please understand that I rarely got my period in the past, so I have a LOT of catching up to do.

    I feel like I need a bat mitzvah or something, haha

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    Go get OB. All you have to do is unwrap it and shove it up with your finger. You wont have to worry about the tube it comes it. But it ya dont wanna use ob, tampons come with instructions, with pics. I think you should wear a thong or g-string and get a think pants line just in case, other wise a disaster could happen between changing them. Make sure you poop. It helps keep the cramps on a down low.




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    I couldn't use tampons without an applicator until recently and I'm like 30!

    So (health, biodegradability and bleach aside) I recommend something like Tampax with a plastic appplicator. Those are easiest.

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    pookie- but I can't wear underwear with this dress! i don't want the panty lines. maybe I'll just set an alarm to change it every 4 hours while I'm out?

    thanks, ameerah- I've been getting mixed signals one what applicator to use, but I feel like the plastic would glide a lot easier, too. thing is, my cervix is tight, so I need to figure out how to relax those muscles to get the tampon in there. wen you first put one in, did you breathe to relax the muslces? did you take sedatives? hahaha, I'm seriously thinking of getting some valium from my mom to do this. wow, sad.

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    Tampons do not make you bleed more. To avoid leaks...try the tampons before you have to wear your special dress. I would start out at first...change every two hours and then lengthen out to four hours and so on. Do this at home and wear a panty liner...then you have an idea of how heavy your flow is in regards to tampon aborbency.

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    Playtex are best if you've had trouble with them in the past. They are much shorter and expand widthwise to ensure they don't drop down or partially come out. To make sure they don't leak, just change every hour or two, depending on your flow. Insertion is really about what position you are most comfortable with.

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    Maybe a big-ass bandaid could prevent a tampon from escaping.... hmmm....




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    lol @ the bandaid.

    thank you all, so much. I feel like I should've been going through this 15 years ago, but here we are! hahaha

    thank you thank you thank you

    unfortch all they had were tampax at the closest gas station (I'm on foot) so I'm gonna try these out. cross fingers, yes?

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    It may also be a good idea to not let the string hang down, this way the messy string wont stain your dress




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    ok I got it in! it's so weird to see a string hanging out of my cooch, but, eh, whatchya gonna do?

    pookie, if the string isn't there, then how do I get it out?

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    you go digging!!!! digging with fingers and toilet paper. Dont worry. you can lost a tampon. it only goes so far.




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    hey does midol really get rid of period bloating? my hips make me look like I'm about to give birth at any minute.

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    I don't know, i am allergic to midol, i took it once and never again, but i cant take lots of types of over the counter.
    There is a tea that i drink that just work absolutely amazing. Its called Harrods (knightbridge) No. 15 Special Blend tea.
    this tea significantly stops bloating and cramps. all you need to do is drink a little bit once or twice a week




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    Quote Originally Posted by the_dfb View Post
    ok I got it in! it's so weird to see a string hanging out of my cooch, but, eh, whatchya gonna do?

    pookie, if the string isn't there, then how do I get it out?
    I worried about that dancing nude and cutting the string off.

    I would go into the bathroom and squat and squeeze, tampon will come out.

    Glad you're getting periods now.

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    Sorry to threadjack but I was reading about the string hanging down. It always looks like there's a mouse up there and the string is it's tail!!

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    I thought it looks like a price tag? lol

    I 2nd OB tampons. You just push it up there. The other ones like Tampax unfold funny as they expand from collecting blood and hurt my vagina. The super ones from OB seem to stop everything from coming down. Just follow the instructions inside the box.

    Pamprin is great to get rid of bloating and PMS tea.
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    Why can't you wear a thong under the dress? I have some that are unlined and you can't see them through even the thinnest material. Vick. secret has them.

    http://www2.victoriassecret.com/coll...ZZZ&rfnbr=2444

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    Yha I think OB is easiest, unless your vag is kindda dry and you try to get it in, but thats not the end of the world. I always thought the applicators were hard to use. The plastic ones I slip around and the tampons never in the right spot. I've been using OB since I got my P, by far easiest and hold the most.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    Sorry to threadjack but I was reading about the string hanging down. It always looks like there's a mouse up there and the string is it's tail!!
    Good lord, now i will have that image when i insert a tampon.
    As long as my snakies don't think my tampon is a mouse.

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    Kat- I don't like the line that underwear always creates at the waist band. I'm really curvy, so every panty, no matter what size, always cuts in at the waist and makes lines. I can't standddd it, but what to do.

    alright, so I seem to spend majority of my time wondering, "omg am I leaking?" how do you know when you've reach "max. capacity," if you will?

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    I use Aleve for period cramps/ bloating. It's the only thing that works for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_dfb View Post
    Kat- I don't like the line that underwear always creates at the waist band. I'm really curvy, so every panty, no matter what size, always cuts in at the waist and makes lines. I can't standddd it, but what to do.

    alright, so I seem to spend majority of my time wondering, "omg am I leaking?" how do you know when you've reach "max. capacity," if you will?
    You know you've reached max capacity when you feel the blood squirt onto your underwear. But most of us probably just change every 4-6 hours. Are you going to be at your heaviest flow tomorrow night? You'll probably want to use either Heavy or Super Heavy and change at least every 2 hours just to be on the safe side especially if you will not be wearing a panty liner. Also, I would tuck the string inside instead of cutting it (assuming this is a short dress, sorry I didn't see the dress thread). A party or special event is the last place in the world a tampon newbie wants to go digging around inside her vagina to retrieve a cut string tampon, plus it could get messy. Have fun!


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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney View Post
    You know you've reached max capacity when you feel the blood squirt onto your underwear. But most of us probably just change every 4-6 hours. Are you going to be at your heaviest flow tomorrow night? You'll probably want to use either Heavy or Super Heavy and change at least every 2 hours just to be on the safe side especially if you will not be wearing a panty liner. Also, I would tuck the string inside instead of cutting it (assuming this is a short dress, sorry I didn't see the dress thread). A party or special event is the last place in the world a tampon newbie wants to go digging around inside her vagina to retrieve a cut string tampon, plus it could get messy. Have fun!
    the dress is knee length, so I won't need to worry about the string showing. PHEWWWWWW

    ok, I'll get the super duper absorbency ones and switch it out every couple hours. I'm not sure what my period will be like tomorrow, 'cos I'm not used to getting a period. haha

    let's just assume it'll be heavy. expect the worst, hope for the best, right?

    hey, really, everyone thank you so much for helping me with this.

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    you might want to look into getting a divacup .. I find they're a lot better than tampons- even OBs.

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    you might still want to tuck because the string can get a bit bloody. What color is the dress anyhow? Please don't say you're wearing white!!!


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