What's your favorite quote?
Mine is: "I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try." - Bart Simpson
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What's your favorite quote?
Mine is: "I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try." - Bart Simpson
"You get what you settle for." - Callie Khouri, Thelma & Louise




"Every passing moment is another chance to turn it all around" -Vanilla Sky
"this is everyone's fault but mine!" Homer Simpson.
"Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem and smarter than you think." -Christopher Robin to Winnie the Pooh
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When you absolutely have to have sex and there is no contraception around, just take it in the ass. It may not be the most comfortable thing in the world, but it will hurt a whole lot less than squeezing a newborn out of your crotch nine months later – Planned Parenthood![]()





Do or do not, there is not try - Master Yoda




um....let me see. Mine changes every so often, but here's the latest:
"If you really dig a chick, you should talk to her, not steal her picture."- Mike (from the Monkees)
More random genius tangents and musings from the Monkees


"Life beats down and crushes the soul, and art reminds you that you have one." - - Stella Adler.
"take it from me, to be a stripper, all you need to have is no talent!"





"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like mother Theresa ?"
Heather Chandler fom Heathers




I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good thing, therefore, that I can do or any kindness I can show to any fellow human being let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.
Addison Walker
Look to this day
For it is life
The very life of life.
In its brief course lie all
The realities and verities of existence,
The bliss of growth,
The splendor of action,
The glory of power --
For yesterday is but a dream,
And tomorrow is only a vision,
But today, well-lived,
Makes every yesterday a dream of happiness
And every tomorrow a vision of hope.
Look well, therefore, to this day.
Ancient Sanskrit Proverb



"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die." - Bill Watterson
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"In life, we DO a lot in order to accomplish mundane trivial things before we die, but it is in death and after death in memories that we will truly live, because it is in the level of care and detail that a person paints of us with stories from their memories and experiences with us that give us meaning."
"my sex life has been replaced with food, and now i can't even get into my own pants"
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