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    What's your favorite quote?

    Mine is: "I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try." - Bart Simpson

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    "You get what you settle for." - Callie Khouri, Thelma & Louise

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    "Every passing moment is another chance to turn it all around" -Vanilla Sky

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    "this is everyone's fault but mine!" Homer Simpson.

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    "The only regrets you will have in life are the risks you do not take."

    I have no idea who said it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    "Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem and smarter than you think." -Christopher Robin to Winnie the Pooh

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    Think Anal Sex hurts? Try having a kid.
    When you absolutely have to have sex and there is no contraception around, just take it in the ass. It may not be the most comfortable thing in the world, but it will hurt a whole lot less than squeezing a newborn out of your crotch nine months later – Planned Parenthood

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    ^^^^
    lmao Bless their hearts.
    Quote Originally Posted by markx View Post
    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    Do or do not, there is not try - Master Yoda

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    um....let me see. Mine changes every so often, but here's the latest:

    "If you really dig a chick, you should talk to her, not steal her picture."- Mike (from the Monkees)

    More random genius tangents and musings from the Monkees
    Quote Originally Posted by markx View Post
    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    "Life beats down and crushes the soul, and art reminds you that you have one." - - Stella Adler.
    "take it from me, to be a stripper, all you need to have is no talent!"

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    Well, this one's more of a motto. I say it when people annoy me.

    "Everyone sucks but me."
    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    As a side note, I'd love to be able to order a naked, writhing slut muffin from Tim Horton's.

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    "What kind of fuckery is this?"

    Amy Winehouse
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


    Quote Originally Posted by anomar View Post
    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    "Look around and choose your ground, for long you live and high you fly, smiles you give and tears you cry. All you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be" Pink Floyd

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    "Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like mother Theresa ?"

    Heather Chandler fom Heathers

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    I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good thing, therefore, that I can do or any kindness I can show to any fellow human being let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.
    Addison Walker

    Look to this day
    For it is life
    The very life of life.
    In its brief course lie all
    The realities and verities of existence,
    The bliss of growth,
    The splendor of action,
    The glory of power --

    For yesterday is but a dream,
    And tomorrow is only a vision,
    But today, well-lived,
    Makes every yesterday a dream of happiness
    And every tomorrow a vision of hope.
    Look well, therefore, to this day.

    Ancient Sanskrit Proverb
    Quote Originally Posted by Helle View Post
    ::WARNING:: stripperweb does not contain the views of any actual strippers ::WARNING::

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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    "The only regrets you will have in life are the risks you do not take."

    I have no idea who said it.
    I have heard "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." Wayne Gretsky said it. Is that the one you were thinking of?

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    "God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die." - Bill Watterson


    "In life, we DO a lot in order to accomplish mundane trivial things before we die, but it is in death and after death in memories that we will truly live, because it is in the level of care and detail that a person paints of us with stories from their memories and experiences with us that give us meaning."

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    "my sex life has been replaced with food, and now i can't even get into my own pants"

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