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    Default Twister's Guide to Surviving the Holidays

    1 ) Decide to be happy.

    2 ) Do it your way( thanks EE)...whatever weird thing you like , do it . For me it's gangsta rap and wrapping presents for a total stranger on the internet while having my foot licked by a pomeranian named Jezebel

    note to self : buy companion puppy named Damien

    3 ) Think outside the box ...Don't rule anything out . Especially if it makes you feel warm and fuzzy.

    4 ) Bake the cookies knowing that you can't be LadyJade. Laugh when you leave out flour.

    5 ) Put up the decorations. It helps.

    6 ) Find any little way to just reach out to people.

    7 ) And eat whatever THE FUCK you want WHENEVER !!!!

    8 ) Watch Bad Santa... "can I fix you some sandwiches ?"

    9 ) Drink the wine, eggnog,port , Baileys.

    10 ) Make friends with Mary Jane.....'tis the season !!!!!!!!

    Happy Holidays to all my friends on SW... HO HO HO and all that jazzzzzzzz

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    Default Re: Twister's Guide to Surviving the Holidays

    Happy Holidays to you to Twister. I love your list. Especially #1. Its so simple yet I can't seem to remember it. Thanks for reminding me
    *Passes Twister some more holiday spirit*

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    Default Re: Twister's Guide to Surviving the Holidays

    and then.....get warm fuzzy buzzed until the tree blurs out.....

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    Default Re: Twister's Guide to Surviving the Holidays

    Quote Originally Posted by twisterinAZ View Post
    4 ) Bake the cookies knowing that you can't be LadyJade. Laugh when you leave out flour.
    Haha I'm glad you're feeling better about the holidays! And just for that cute little shoutout, expect a cute cookie recipe (minus my secret ingredient) in your PM box sometime this weekend!

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    Default Re: Twister's Guide to Surviving the Holidays

    LJ...I left out the FLOUR

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    Default Re: Twister's Guide to Surviving the Holidays

    Your post made me smile. I'm glad you found a way to make this a happy time for you. Spreading the joy is half the fun!
    Happy Holidays!



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    Quote Originally Posted by twisterinAZ View Post
    and then.....get warm fuzzy buzzed until the tree blurs out.....
    Oh this one is my favorite!!! Thanks for the list twister, I totally needed something like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twisterinAZ View Post
    LJ...I left out the FLOUR
    So... you were making gluton-free cookies?

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