FBR is in chat now, come butter him up... click on CHAT button before he leaves!!!
FBR is in chat now, come butter him up... click on CHAT button before he leaves!!!
New bar shelf I designed for my home. Tried to get it to look like the bottles are on ice and to blend in with the blue sea side feel. What do you think?
Anyone for a drink?
^^^^^So...pretty...
i jsut ate three ativan. am i in the right thread?



...................mmmmm....................yellow tail tastes good in the mornin...
gives my protein pancakes a kick![]()
DUDE it's Nov. 20th and no ones' posted to the DRUNK THREAD since SEPT.28TH?
Fuck that.
Hello all....having fun here on SW tonight, just me and my Chardonnay. Husband's in bed snoring away....I'm thinking about Phil Collins and Genesis and want to go to YouTube to watch some videos but I should go to bed
aww, fuck it. Let's go over to YouTube.
Grey Goose...........yep; Grey Goose in all my travels....always makes me happy!
I wish Kyle would make me breakfast..oh.wait...that means more cocktails to him teehee. whateva........
He he, don't know what I'm meant ot say now I'm here. I'm drunk. I've stayed in tonight, had a little practice on my X-pole and a few glasses of wine.
I have a new tattoo, it's just a little one on my hip but I think it's cute. It's a butterfly to symbolise woman as a free stprit, and a bit art nouveau which is one of my favourite styles. It's my second.
I love SW.
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On my first glass of red wine. This should go fast, ladies!
"The mood is important. You can't get a lady with force.
...sweet things alone are not enough. Seduce me with more fire."
Thats it if i dont contribute to this thread tonight i def will on sat after drinkin with my friend![]()
A Good Girl With Bad Intentions
i'm drunk! started out my evening at a bar with some friends (my boyfriend, my one major exboyfriend, and one long term fwb of mine --- yet somehow it wasn't awkward), then tried to go to a 90s dance party but wasn't let in due to lack of id.
ended up at a friends house, drank too much, smoked too many cigs and watched planet earth, and now i'm wasting time on the comp because my awesome boyfriend is making me a late night drunk snack!
"If she wants to dance and drink all night, well there's no one that can stop her. She's going til the house lights come up or her stomach spills onto the floor. This night is gonna end when we're damn well ready for it to be over, worked all week long, and now the music is playing on our time. Yeah we do what we do to get by, and then we need a release!" - Against Me!, "Thrash Unreal"



oh man i've been waiting forever to post to this!!
going to work for first time (well, first time in australia, lulzies!). no worries, not too drunk for work
I just stuck a qtip with hydrogen peroxide up my nose to clean it - now I'm worried, my throat hurts! I DUN WANNA DIE!
i effing lurve australia
i am pooping like 2 times per day here - how weird. i am experiencing a rumble my "land down under" even now!
I LURVE SW!![]()
I'm drinkin mexican beer and tryin to buld my confidence up wooooo
and i need to wax and shave my pussy
A Good Girl With Bad Intentions
my bf ... likes his beer.... typical german
i just fucked my f buddy for the first time woooo
A Good Girl With Bad Intentions


er um just drunktexteded my no booty booty call.....ugh i'm note dating a male stripper...im not dating a male stripper....offf to get another heineken and tr to aviod the heiny..er um ass
I have just realised why lady boys are ht



I am a little too happy right now. hehehe I love my life.
Stripper after hours... NinaNin.com
I am beyond smashed right now. I can seriously barely see straight. And I just drove home from my FWB's house because his little female friend started pitching a fit that I was sitting on his bed with a G-string, boy-shorts, a bra, and two camis on (not to mention the fact that I'm on my period, and had no intention of sleeping with ANYBODY), with a blanket wrapped around me, ready to go to sleep and cuddle, like we do every week after we're out drinking. She's not his girlfriend. They aren't together. She has no claim to him. Yet I had to sit in his bedroom for half an hour listening to them fighting in the living room about me. Then I ended up in his living room with him for maybe 45 minutes, trying to figure out what the FUCK is going on, because we both decided weeks ago that we're totally single for the entire summer, and neither of us has any intention of having sex in the near future, either with each other or anyone else. So why the fuck is she pitching a little fit. She kept poking her head out of his bedroom door to interject little statements. So I end up driving home, SMASHED (it was only like two miles, but still), make it home (miraculously) without killing myself or hitting anything. And I find she's gone and called me a whore all over facebook. Saying she's going to fucking jump my "whorey ass" from "hickstown USA" (cause I'm from Arkansas, and cause I'm a stripper).
Now, I have a SERIOUS problem with drunk drivers. And liars. And immature bitches. And in one night, I've managed to involve myself in all three. I don't know what the fuck to do, and I'm sick of putting myself in this situation. I vowed years ago that I would NEVER put myself in the other woman situation ever again. And I really love this guy, a LOT. He literally saved my life back when I was like 19. I care about him waaay too much to ever intentionally put him in this kind of situation. I feel guilty for some reason, like I'm responsible for this situation. I truly believe that he's not trying to play us against each other. I just think he feels guilty about hurting this little girl's feelings, and he ends up catering to her every whim rather than be honest and stand up for himself--or me. And I fucking deserve WAAAAY better.
Jesus Christ, I really am drunk. Fucking A.





This thread is sooo old....but I came here to say, I wish I was drunk.
Edit: I came back here to say I've used knp001's drunk entry for my sig quote. so, thanks knp001, wherever you are.
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"Dancing tables, making deals with devils like a drunk beauty queen"
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