



Make with the misspelling folks.





I'm trying, sir, but honestly most of my bad spelling stems from my "fat fingered" typing technique. I am constantly amused by the words Firefox spellcheck underlines, though.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
im stoned n silly... thars kinda le drunk rigjt?
wow its hard typing properly on touch phones with predicting text lol




Another trashed night for me... I've got problems... Now I'm posting it... LMAO
"Where there is love there is life"-Mahatma Gandhi
"Be The Best, F!ck The Rest"- P.P.




Shit! I'm loving this drunk thread! I don't feel so alone now... can I have another shot of jack, very chilled, pleeeze???
"Where there is love there is life"-Mahatma Gandhi
"Be The Best, F!ck The Rest"- P.P.




My spelling isn't sluurred yet, another round pleeeze....
"Where there is love there is life"-Mahatma Gandhi
"Be The Best, F!ck The Rest"- P.P.




Goddammit... Am I the only one drinking past 5am?
I waited until AFTER my shift to have a drink.
God bless the Mike-a-rita.
I need to pour another one of those bitches on some ice, take a shower, and try to hump my boyfriend.
Cheers, my fellow drunkards!
pookie enters the drunk thread soberly. How ironic.
I'm totally amped after work and I wanted to play Wow... but they're fucking doing server maintaince, starting now... Wtf?! DONT THEY KNOW THAT THERE ARE STRIPPERS GETTING OFF WORK WHO NEED THEIR VIDEO GAMES?! So yea, I'm going to suck down an entire drink and... I will post this message when I am drunk with the before and after, hehe.
<after sucking down drink>
Okay, I'm not DRUNK, just really buzzed... and dude, my pink fuzzy bunny slippers are teh awesome and my ferret keeps trying to steal them and I met a pitcher for the padres tonight and he was nice... unlike the CHargers, who are total cheap douchebaggery asses and omg I totally need that diet pill to wear off so I can go to bed but this is fun.
EDIT: It was actually a drink plus one shot. Omg, I'm so bored.
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.
p.s. I need to get off this forum b/c I'm hungry (not doing the late eating thing) and I keep seeing my damn bacon thread!
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.
I make this kickass breakfast sammich, it's all I want to eat when I'm drunk. Take a bolillo roll (mostly because "bolillo" is the funniest thing in the world to me when I'm inebriated) and smear on some onion & chive cream cheese, then pile on bacon, ham, a fried egg and some sharp cheddar. It's perfection.
Damn I'm out of bolillos!





I wanna be drunk but it's too cold for me to get outside AGAIN to buy wine..




I'm drinking vodka. OK, vodka & Diet Squirt. Kinda a poor man's greyhound.
Watching "almost Famous" Such a good movie. Kate Hudson is so lost. Lost & sweet & hot.
"It's all happening!"
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yo i got mad crunk tonight because my bf was bartending at our landlords bar.....i love my boyfriend hes so hot. hes knut#2. i cant wait till he gets home and i can give him a blowjob!!!!!!!!!! heh heh
we just opened a new bottle of wild Turkeyanyone want a drink ?
I am on my second Vodka, hhmmmm why did I just capitalize vodka...............
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