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    last night one of the girls came out with these two gems:
    "if the only way you can get a dance, is by taking a drunk guy im not suprised" (after i had been booked for 4 hours by the same guy and had spent the time drinking with him!)

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    "dont worry, no customer of yours would ever be a customer of mine" (implying im so ugly the only customers i get arent good enough for her!!lmfao) after i said theres no way id reccomend her to my customers anymore when they want to book her too.

    im sure theres worse out there the prima donnas come out with the best stuff

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    wow those comments...so bitchy...*sigh*

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    "It's so good to see you! I thought they fired all the thick girls."

    "You know, you could be so sexy if you tried."

    These were both from the same girl, years ago, who also punched me once while I was on stage. I never really figured out what her problem with me was. But if she was jealous enough to take time to try and make me feel bad, I musta been doing something right.
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    ^^ Ouch.. What a bitch

    Me: (when I frist started dancing) Your stage show was really great! Your very good.

    Dancer: I know I'm good, I didn't need You to tell Me that!

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    On my first night ever, after I told the manager how much I made, this one girl who overheard it said "Well some of us do MORE for our money"

    She's sweet to me now though...

    Another one: a girl played a really good song that I LOVE and I was sitting with my reg after a decent night, so I threw some dollars onto her stage. When she came around for her tips, she asked my reg "is this from you, sweetie?" and he said "nope! That's all kira here!" so I smiledand told her I just loved her song. She just said "oh." and her smile disappeared and she walked away. Too bad for her though! My reg thought she was really bitchy even though I acted cool about it.

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    This girl was leaving when it started to slow down and asked me if I was leaving too. I said, nope, I don't leave till the fat lady sings.

    Her friend looks me up and down and says, "well, you're fat. Sing."



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    This one was pretty recent: A few of us were in the DR, talking about how often we have sex. I mentioned that my b/f just can't keep up with how often I want it. This other girl replies: That's 'cause he's cheating on you!
    All conversation stopped! I just smiled and walked out. I mean really, what do you say to that??


    Second one:
    A few years ago, I went back to a club I'd left a few months before, and a dancer I knew pretty well walks in as I'm getting dressed and blurts out "WOW, you gained weight!!!"

    About six months later, when she accused me of bullying a newbie, I reminded her of that comment and she laughed in a very embarrassed fashion and apologized saying she'd felt bad about it ever since. Whatever dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    This girl was leaving when it started to slow down and asked me if I was leaving too. I said, nope, I don't leave till the fat lady sings.

    Her friend looks me up and down and says, "well, you're fat. Sing."
    WOW! What a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    One dancer said to me a couple years ago "I don't know how you get guys tipping you when you're on stage. You don't know how to dance. You have no rhythm. It must be because you have big boobs."

    Other than that, most of the mean things other dancers say about me take place behind my back or to customers. The mean ones are usually cowards and can't say stuff to my face.






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    I've had a girl say to me "Wow, I hope I look like you when I get old"

    What a backhanded freaking compliment. Problem is, I don't think the idiot meant it the way it came out but she said it in front of other people.

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    Wow, what bitches. I'm going to count myself lucky that nobody has ever said anything like that to me.. or at least not to my face!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    I've had a girl say to me "Wow, I hope I look like you when I get old"

    What a backhanded freaking compliment. Problem is, I don't think the idiot meant it the way it came out but she said it in front of other people.
    oops. i think ive said something simillar.... "if i look like you when im your age id be so happy!" to a 39 year old stunning dancer,she doesnt look over 25!

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    "I don't know why you make any money, you're blonde!"
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Default Re: nastiest/bitchiest thing a dancer has ever said

    I wrote this not that long ago in another thread:

    This girl comes up to me and says how some guy tipped her onstage and he told her he liked her big boobs. So she says to me "looks like he won't be getting any dances from you (referring to my small chest)." So I'm like "really?? Watch me change his mind." And I got dances out of him and she didn't. Guess it doesn't pay to be a twat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mermaidnz View Post
    oops. i think ive said something simillar.... "if i look like you when im your age id be so happy!" to a 39 year old stunning dancer,she doesnt look over 25!
    Yeah but "when I'm your age" is waaay different from "when I'm old" lol.

    Actually, she almost peed her pants after I gave her the look. It's actually funny now.

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    A girl I used to be friendly with mumbled something rude going out the dressing room door after I told her my average profit (AFTER expenses) on an East Coast booking- she was too chickenshit to try getting out of the sticks & doing it herself. I should have known she was a total fake..oh well.

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    'Why the fuck would you come to this club? Nobody here wants you to be here. We all hope something bad happens to you this week.' A girl at a club that had never had a feature.

    'Ginger, you sound like a total hillbilly. It's not hot and no man with any class would give you any money. You may as well get your shit now and go home.' Girl in a club up north that didn't exactly like my accent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post

    'Ginger, you sound like a total hillbilly. It's not hot and no man with any class would give you any money. You may as well get your shit now and go home.' Girl in a club up north that didn't exactly like my accent.
    Awww, after seeing that interview video of you, I think you have the coolest accent ever!.....And I grew up in the north!

    *counts down days to meeting ginger*

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    Holy damn! Bitches everywhere!

    <newgirl> Hey how do you do that booty clap thing you do on stage?
    <me> *shows her*
    <newgirl> *tries it, looks like a crackhead having a seizure* well, i can't do it. Guess I just don't have enough fat on my ass.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Quote Originally Posted by BalletBaby View Post
    Awww, after seeing that interview video of you, I think you have the coolest accent ever!.....And I grew up in the north!

    *counts down days to meeting ginger*
    Eh, I normally make money off my accent, so I didn't say anything bitchy back. I just smiled and went downstairs to make some dough.

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    at the club I work at now, in the DR last week:

    girl #1: anyone been over to that table full of mexicans?
    girl #2: yeah, they're pervs. wouldn't buy dances and kept asking for sex.
    me: yep. they're just trying to get phone numbers.

    girl #3: *sneers at both of us* maybe for you they are. I'm different. Oh don't even get me started, 'cause then you'll have to stop me.

    Um, yeah...ok. They're only being cheap pervs for me, b/c I look like such a cheap whore. Clearly when they see her (a chunky girl with icky skin, scary makeup, a hairpiece that looks like roadkill and tacky dollar-store jewelry), they'll immediately change their cheap pervy ways and trip all over themselves to get dances and throw money at her feet.

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    while watching me get changed into my costume before a stage show, "i think it's so great that this club hires girls of all sizes and doesn't just hire the skinny girls"

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    me: Would you like some pie? I made it from scratch.
    her: What kind of pie is it?
    me: Butternut squash, but it tastes just like pumpkin.
    her: No, I don't like any fruits or vegetables.
    me: Did you think maybe it was an air pie?
    her: You know this (puts two fingers on my trachea)? That's called your trachea. It only takes about five pounds of pressure to break it.
    me: not wanting to move or say anything because we are an eighth of an inch from getting into a knock-down drag-out and we would both kick the crap out of each other by the time a floorman reached us) ((WTF?!?!))

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    ^^^ Not sure who was really being the bitchier one there. I suppose it could have been like... a meat pie? Or something. Do they even make those in the US? Or anywhere?

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    I've never really had anyone go out of their way to screw with me. One time though, I was booked to do a VIP with another girl that was drunk and jealous of me. She told the customer I had a wine bottle up my ass the night before. What do you say to something as weird as that? And how would I get a bottle up my ass?!?!! She was passed out before the hour was done, and he bought a total of 3 hours with me.

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