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    I just got this message on Myspace:

    heat momma. get me some quantum labs from austin that shit is bangin.
    Tha'ts the whole message.. WTF does that mean? It's from someone who isn't even one of my friends, and I don't understand it's freaking me out! And I kinda want to post their page, but idk if that's too inappropriate...

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    I dunno, it looks like a combination of computer geek and ebonics




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    Post the page! I'm curious.. but I agree, wtf?

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    Definitely Ebonics, but I have no clue. Pretty funny. I think I would be weirded out too!

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    Okay, I never reply to weirdos on myspace, but I HAD to because wtf, seriously! So I said, "wtf is wrong with you? speak english much?" (yeah, I'm feeling bitchy lol)

    and I just got another one from him:

    Subject: texas tea baggin
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    awww
    i am not a jock mainstream hick angry dude like you are used too, ha.

    i know thinking, esoteric living is so lame i know. i should do hey baby what up, talk.

    maybe if you have sense of humor. i could tell from your pic had mall ghetto girl glare. its chill. i have mainstream chick fetish these days, ha.

    and southern girls even more. boom!
    I've decided he's a creepy asshole, so here's his page:

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    The picture of hank in his photo album is rather amusing don't you think?




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    I think he's on some really good drugs. I don't know what the fuck else to think, freak of nature! I still want to know what his messages mean, they don't make any sense to me at all.. I kind of get the drift he's trying to make conversation, but seriously W.T.F.?!?!?!?

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    What a loser!

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    I got a message from this guy too, but I delight in odd humor like this, so I respond with equally puzzling messages.
    "take it from me, to be a stripper, all you need to have is no talent!"

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    It sounds as though english is NOT his first language.... but even still, very odd massages.

    MySpace totally creeps me out sometimes.




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    He reminds me of a guy who used to post on here. He'd send me PMs and the "English" was SO similar. He was white and kinda hippie.

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    Yes, ain't this RawLiving?

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    If he's from on here, that would explain how he's messaged mulitple SWers on Myspace.

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    I like how he has a picture of that evil lady from Sleeping Beauty in his "who I'd like to meet" section.

    Sounds like RawLiving to me too.

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    He's really freaking me out now. IDK what the fuck he's talking about but I'm blocking him on myspace. And is that dude STILL on SW? Fucking freak!

    Body:

    i am not eating taco bell like you baby ginelle or taking pharm drugs. i am raw foodist.

    what's so hard to understand? are you that boring? of course... but i guess your slowwww learning. the south, ha.

    i am sure you fuck wigger hick jock morons. being a stripper chick with hearts on bikini top. are you that angry inside girl? all the raging abuse from drunk dudes, ha.

    jeez lil miss sunshine.

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    Eww god. I just got done posting about holy self righteous vegans. MY LEAST FAVORITE ASSHOLE!!!


    Clearly, he just wants some ass like any normal man, and can't come to terms with that.

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    But why does he talk like that? I reported his ass to Myspace, he's freaking me out.

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    I think he's hilarious...

    At least, I thought he was until the last message you posted.

    He's completely fucking with you. I imagine he's some sort of Research Assistant nerd getting his PhD, who stays up late to confuse hot chicks--makes him feel better about the fact that he hasn't gotten any since 19-diggity-3.

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    ^Yeah, he seemed harmless until that last message. He HAD to have gotten my myspace page from SW, my myspace is private, and it also doesn't say anywhere that I work in the club. I'm taking it out of my siggy.

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    OMG I blocked him, how am I still getting messages?!

    ha ha
    you fucking mall hoochie. go fuck std business wiggers!

    fuck the british language! bitch. all the great authors, thinkers, creative minds push language.

    you are fucking mean and mainstream. sure go talk to dude that's put gel in there hair and like sports.

    get aware.

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    uh.....your profile is private!! He's gettin all this from a picture, ahahahaa.

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    He's got to be a lurker on SW.

    I think he knows there's a thread posted about him and has become defensive.

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    Okay, I wrote to him so no one send him a link to this thread just yet!!






    Dear Allen Ginsberg,

    You are a holy self righteous earth crunchy person, giving everyone who shares your philosophies a bad name.

    Clearly, you just want some ass like any normal guy, and are having a difficult time coming to terms with that.

    Have you ever thought about toning it down a notch?

    You and similar earth crunchies have been among the most obnoxious closed minded jerkoffs ever!!!! How depressing.


    Leave my purple hearted bikini'd girlfriends alone!

    Love, Ariel.

    P.S. Did you know that stripping is one of the BEST ways to say fuck the man and get ahead???? Try using your brain, duh, Stephen Arlin. You're gonna live to 150 right? Let's not make it so painful.

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    ^That's funny, but I'm still freaked out. And wasn't he saying earlier that I'm slow cuz I'm southern and now he's calling me British? I'M SO CONFUSED!!!! It's freakier cuz I can't understand his terribly put-together sentences!

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    He thinks he's a beat-generation poet.



    The Stephen Arlin reference I made there is from a book I swiped from my friend------he's one of the authors of this FAR THE FUCK OUT THERE raw foods book.

    They live in the jungle and think they are going to live to 150.

    I'm FOR raw foods, but this book is worse than some Jehovah's Witness pamphlets. I'll have to post some excerpts!

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