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    What happens if you like a girl at a strip club, you've seen her a few times, and you don't want her to look like you're on a white horse trying to save her or anything, but just want to ask her out. I know it sounds bad, but I'm just wondering what the best way to go about it is.

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    Lestat!!!! This looks like a job for YOU. Copy and paste away, sir.

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    Default Re: How do you ask out a stripper and not look like a dick/loser/stalker

    this post is a sign that im getting too cynical. i saw the title, rolled my eyes, and thought "you don't."

    except.. ive gone out with customers before. i dont make a habit of it but it has happened.

    there isnt a "good" way though. now, if someone asked me(no matter how they did it), my response would be "dont you know you should never ask a stripper on a date?" all flirty like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    this post is a sign that im getting too cynical. i saw the title, rolled my eyes, and thought "you don't." ....
    I thought the exact same thing!

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    ^^Me too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsilent View Post
    What happens if you like a girl at a strip club, you've seen her a few times, and you don't want her to look like you're on a white horse trying to save her or anything, but just want to ask her out. I know it sounds bad, but I'm just wondering what the best way to go about it is.
    Please just go here: http://www.stripclubjunkie.com

    StripClubJunkie (also known as the "blue" side, in reference to this being the "pink" side) is a website catered towards customers, also accessible as the last forum listed from the main forums page.

    Yes, I know based on the description of "Customer Conversation" that it seemed like an appropriate place for such a question. You would need to lurk/read here for quite a while to know otherwise though. Best of luck to you, with everything.


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    Lestat!!!! This looks like a job for YOU. Copy and paste away, sir.
    My previous posts were gone. The moving of threads seems to jostle things around, so I had to write from scratch. *sigh*

    Oh where art thou, my darling ctrl-c, ctrl-v?
    Last edited by lestat1; 12-09-2007 at 10:16 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    ^^My hero!

    *swoons*

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    Default Re: How do you ask out a stripper and not look like a dick/loser/stalker

    Well, to start with, accept that generally they don't like you. If they do like you, you won't look like a stalker or a dick. It's only when they don't like you that you look like a stalker or a dick. Or a loser. And there is no magic word that will make her start liking you if she didn't before. So there is no advice to be obtained on this subject. Just try your hand and see what happens.
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    Go see her every couple of days and give her a few hundred dollars each time while just enjoying her company. Don't try to touch, just give her the money, and lots of it.

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    Given her name (Mrs. Ilent), it looks like the OP is a woman. Can't female customers ask out dancers without looking like losers?

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    Ummm...Mr. Silent?

    Is it sad that I can't tell if you're just being snarky? I feel airheaded and generally confused today.

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    The same way that you would ask any other women out.
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    The same way that you would ask any other women out.
    Y'mean glancing at her from across the room, blushing, then never going over to speak to her?

    Oh wait, you meant successfully. Nevermind.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by stellaforstars View Post
    Ummm...Mr. Silent?

    Is it sad that I can't tell if you're just being snarky? I feel airheaded and generally confused today.
    oh ok. is that what it meant? i don't think it rises to the level of "sad." lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    Y'mean glancing at her from across the room, blushing, then never going over to speak to her?

    Oh wait, you meant successfully. Nevermind.
    I just meant that despite the whole inappropriateness of asking out a dancer in the workplace, in general, it should be done however else one would ask out a woman without looking like a dick.
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    ^^^ I know. I was being facetious.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    ^^
    oh duh me then lol. i must admit i often don't pick up on such things
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    You're still a vagina.
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    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Well...in fairness, in my case yeah that's how I roll. But in general I was being silly. So don't feel too bad for misunderstanding.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    Please just go here: http://www.stripclubjunkie.com

    StripClubJunkie (also known as the "blue" side, in reference to this being the "pink" side) is a website catered towards customers, also accessible as the last forum listed from the main forums page.

    Yes, I know based on the description of "Customer Conversation" that it seemed like an appropriate place for such a question. You would need to lurk/read here for quite a while to know otherwise though. Best of luck to you, with everything.




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    Just say, "Would you like to join me for dinner sometime?"

    If she says no or makes ANY kind of excuse, then just say, "Alrightey then" with a smile, and continue to get dances and have a good time. Don't try again after that.

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    ^^

    yeah but do that after copious amounts of time in the vip...say, once a week.
    if she likes you-- she'll go. if not-- you had fun.

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    Well, I think it's all in the aftermath. Like, if she says yes, you can probably assume that you didn't look like a loser/dick/stalker. And if she says no and you don't do things like cry, verbally assault her, or start driving repeatedly past her house at night, you're still fine on that tip.
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    Bring her a kitten. It is well documented that strippers like kittens.

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    If she wants to go out with you, she will ask you out. Go see her, spend money, and wait for her to ask you out. If she doesn't, then she doesn't want to go out with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsilent View Post
    What happens if you like a girl at a strip club, you've seen her a few times, and you don't want her to look like you're on a white horse trying to save her or anything, but just want to ask her out. I know it sounds bad, but I'm just wondering what the best way to go about it is.
    ...first, you must apply Stripper CatNip, then as an ice breaker, mention that you play the guitar and want to start a band. Good Luck!
    Last edited by WiseGuy_TX; 01-13-2008 at 06:27 PM.
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