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    Okay, I got this off of myspace but I thought it'd be fun...




    Let's Play the Family Feud
    Can you answer without using my answers?

    RULES: HAVE TO CHANGE THE ANSWER... CANNOT USE MY ANSWERS!!

    1. How long do you spend in the shower?
    10 mins.

    2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
    jock strap

    3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
    parking ticket

    4. Name something a man might buy before a date?
    alcohol

    5. Whats another word for blemish?
    zit

    6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
    hot pocket

    7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
    couch

    8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
    experience

    9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner?
    farts

    10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
    pregnancy test (this is the only question I can't think of any other answer for)

    11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
    starting fire

    12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
    What's up Homes?

    13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
    hockey

    14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day.
    call on them

    15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
    tears

    16. Name something found at a Seance.
    candles

    17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
    pigeon

    18. Name something that gets folded.
    papers

    19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
    jeans

    20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it.
    chalk

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    1. How long do you spend in the shower?
    15 MINUTES

    2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
    UNDERWEAR

    3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
    BIRD POOP

    4. Name something a man might buy before a date?
    FLOWERS

    5. Whats another word for blemish?
    PIMPLE

    6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
    TV DINNERS

    7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
    BED

    8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
    MONEY

    9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner?
    BARK

    10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
    IQ TEST

    11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
    COMMUNITY SERVICE

    12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
    HOME SWEET HOME

    13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
    BOXING

    14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day.
    FAIL THEM

    15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
    BLOODSHOT EYES

    16. Name something found at a Seance.
    GHOSTS

    17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
    PENGUIN!

    18. Name something that gets folded.
    TOWELS

    19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
    BOXERS LOL

    20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it.
    PENCIL

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    Default Re: Let's play family feud

    Yay! someone bit! I was just bored!

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    Default Re: Let's play family feud

    Let's Play the Family Feud
    Can you answer without using my answers?

    RULES: HAVE TO CHANGE THE ANSWER... CANNOT USE MY ANSWERS!!

    1. How long do you spend in the shower?
    20 minutes.

    2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
    socks.

    3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
    a crack.

    4. Name something a man might buy before a date?
    flowers.

    5. Whats another word for blemish?
    pmiple.

    6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
    soup.

    7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
    tv.

    8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
    money.

    9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner?
    humps legs.

    10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
    drug test.

    11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
    tying knots.

    12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
    no place like home.

    13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
    boxing.

    14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day.
    give them a detention.

    15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
    runny makeup.

    16. Name something found at a Seance.
    people.

    17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
    seagull.

    18. Name something that gets folded.
    shirt


    19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
    boxers.

    20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it.
    lipstick.


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    Boner Man, Boner Man,
    Here comes Sweatpant Boner Man,
    Getting some love the only way he can -
    Boner Man.

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    1. How long do you spend in the shower?
    20 minutes

    2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
    padding

    3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
    bird poop

    4. Name something a man might buy before a date?
    flowers

    5. Whats another word for blemish?
    acne

    6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
    tv dinners

    7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
    bed

    8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
    money

    9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner?
    barks

    10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
    ovulation test

    11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
    swimming

    12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
    ?!!?

    13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
    football

    14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day.
    detention

    15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
    red face

    16. Name something found at a Seance.
    hand holding

    17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
    blue bird

    18. Name something that gets folded.
    clothes

    19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
    socks

    20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it.
    pencil

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    Default Re: Let's play family feud

    Best game show ever. I'm so gonna play.

    1. How long do you spend in the shower?
    2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
    3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
    4. Name something a man might buy before a date?
    5. Whats another word for blemish?
    6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
    7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
    8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
    9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner?
    10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
    11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
    12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
    13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
    14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day.
    15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
    16. Name something found at a Seance.
    17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
    18. Name something that gets folded.
    19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
    20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it.


    1. 20 mins.
    2. protective cup
    3. ice
    4. flowers
    5. defect
    6. burrito
    7. armoire
    8. vigorous sex
    9. night howling
    10. Myers-Briggs Type Indicator
    11. archery
    12. Homey don't play that.
    13. vale-tudo
    14. Flunk them
    15. runny mascara
    16. chants
    17. penguin
    18. poker hand
    19. hoop earring
    20. pencil
    Quote Originally Posted by markx View Post
    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    1. How long do you spend in the shower? 17mins
    2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform. Elastic bandages
    3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield. snow
    4. Name something a man might buy before a date? candy
    5. Whats another word for blemish? flaw
    6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave. Kraft Dinner
    7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving. Kitchen table
    8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? maturity
    9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? sniff butts
    10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for. eye exam
    11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? pathfinding
    12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it? home for the holidays
    13. Name a sport where players lose teeth. MMA
    14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day. pop quiz
    15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? runny nose
    16. Name something found at a Seance. spirits
    17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat. crow
    18. Name something that gets folded. crepes
    19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it. belt
    20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it. eraser

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    1. How long do you spend in the shower?
    I take baths. and I stay in untill the water cools.

    2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
    nothing!

    3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
    lovebugs!

    4. Name something a man might buy before a date?
    a condom

    5. Whats another word for blemish?
    imperfection

    6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
    popcorn

    7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
    swingset

    8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
    she's already had kids and doesn't want any more

    9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner?
    chews panties

    10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
    ovulation test

    11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
    knot tieing

    12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
    home is where the heart is

    13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
    karatee?

    14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day.
    pop quiz!

    15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
    sniffles

    16. Name something found at a Seance.
    crazy people

    17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
    peacock

    18. Name something that gets folded.
    a hand of poker

    19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
    their favorite jammies.

    20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it.
    chalk[/QUOTE]

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    1. How long do you spend in the shower?
    10 minutes unless the junk needs extra special cleaning..

    2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
    His secret fetish is to wear the latest pink thong from Victorias Secret "doodle bug" line while he smashes Quarterbacks into the ground like ants

    3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
    Remains of pedestrians

    4. Name something a man might buy before a date?
    Chloroform

    5. Whats another word for blemish?
    Felony tax evasion charge

    6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
    Entire family dinner for six

    7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
    Life-size guillotin

    8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
    He grew up watching Dr. Sue Johanson instead of Transformers

    9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner?
    Sneaks a lick of hers and her boyfriends junk while they are having missionary sex on the couch with his legs spread a little too much

    10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
    Hepatitis C test

    11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
    Keeping tight-lipped about the special treatment he got from the Scoutmaster at summer camp

    12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
    Yo home slice hand over the stack or say goodnight

    13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
    Competitive Yahtzee

    14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day.
    Tell her 13yr old lover that she is leaving him for his 12yr old best friend

    15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
    Tear residue mixed in with the blood on your knuckles

    16. Name something found at a Seance.
    Psychiatrist's future income

    17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
    Crow

    18. Name something that gets folded.
    Joe Theisman's leg

    19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
    Condom

    20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it.
    Real banana dildo

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    1. How long do you spend in the shower? 15 mins.
    2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform. a shirt idk?
    3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield. bird shit
    4. Name something a man might buy before a date? flowers
    5. Whats another word for blemish? imperfection
    6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave. Potato
    7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving. Mattress
    8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? She takes control
    9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Humps legs
    10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for. STD
    11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Charity work
    12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it? Come on home
    13. Name a sport where players lose teeth. wrestling
    14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day. Pop Quiz
    15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? Red Face
    16. Name something found at a Seance. Ouija board
    17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat. Chicken
    18. Name something that gets folded. Sheets
    19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it. Underwear
    20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it. Soap

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    3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
    Remains of pedestrians
    that made me lol

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    1. How long do you spend in the shower?
    5 mins.

    2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
    boxers

    3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
    spiders

    4. Name something a man might buy before a date?
    new shirt

    5. Whats another word for blemish?
    acne

    6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
    pasta

    7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
    piano

    8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
    he can brag to his friends

    9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner?
    pees on strangers

    10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
    johari window test

    11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
    i have no idea

    12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?


    13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
    water polo

    14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day.
    give them detention

    15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
    puffy face

    16. Name something found at a Seance.
    dark room

    17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
    kookaburra

    18. Name something that gets folded.
    clothes

    19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
    socks

    20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it.
    body

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