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    on a beer bottle last night. So I'm onstage for my nude song. The DJ plays "Black Hole Sun", how appropriate. I thought it was funny it an immature kind of way and so did the guys at the stage. Well I went down to get a tip and over did the laughing and threw my forehead right into the mouth of a beer bottle. The bottle tipped and spilled on the guy, and I was like "Oh my God, are you okay???" And he's like "Dude, are you okay?! You're bleeding!!" I thought he was f'ing with me so I was like "Uh-uh!" and ribbed the blood down my face. I looked at my hands and saw all the blood (there was alot, I soaked like 2 baby wipes!) and screamed and ran off stage, naked. I have never been so embarrassed! I now have a huge gash above my eye and I didn't even break the bottle!

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    Omg I hope you're feeling better today! I know what you mean about being embarassed. I've been hurt and bleeding without knowing it because I was so embarassed (and drunk, I'm sure). Feel better! KISSES!

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    Aw, thanks!!

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    Haha, I bet the guys couldn't believe it. Hope it heals up soon! I've done similar, I was sliding down the pole upside down and got distracted and hit my MOUTH on the ground instead of rolling onto my shoulder. I had the biggest fat lip.

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    awww. i am sorry that happened to you! that sucks. I am sure that people would be more concerned that you are all right, so don't worry about being embarrassed. Everyone takes a trip every now are then.




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    Quote Originally Posted by LilyLove View Post
    Haha, I bet the guys couldn't believe it. Hope it heals up soon! I've done similar, I was sliding down the pole upside down and got distracted and hit my MOUTH on the ground instead of rolling onto my shoulder. I had the biggest fat lip.


    I'm going to be THAT stripper now. The one where the guys tell the story with "Hey remember THAT one stripper that busted her head......"

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    ^Don't worry, I'm THAT one that for no reason at all suddenly loses her balance and runs into tables full of drinks. There are a few regulars who jokingly (hopefully) start picking all the drinks up off their tables when I'm coming near them.

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    Don't be embarrassed, I've got you beat! I've fallen off the stage backwards, hit my head on a beer cooler, and got a concussion. I was unconscious for about 10-15 minutes. My head was bleeding, so they called an ambulance and I had to go to the ER.

    Hope your owie heals up soon!






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    I'm so sorry you got hurt!
    Use neospoin to prevent scarring!
    Feel better



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    It's good that you didn't break the bottle and get glass in you! I'm glad that you're [relatively] okay and hope it heals fast!!

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    Damn Chris Cornell, it's all his fault!

    Glad you're fine and you ummmm have a new work memory to make you laugh?


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    i know how you feel... my brother threw a lego at my head and caused me to bleed. a lego, yall.

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    Yeah Corgan that's pretty lame.


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    Oh my gosh! I'm sorry that sucks ass lol!! (I also wonder if he drank the rest of the beer hehe)

    Hope you feel better!

    Also, if it makes you feel better, I once drunkenly attempted to do a backwards summersault of a customer in the VIP room, and landed flat on my back on our table, shattering several glasses. I had to go to the bathroom and have house mom pull glass out of my back. I freaked out and left in such a hurry I left my purse with that MOTHERFUCKING customer. He stole my money
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    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    I'm going to be THAT stripper now. The one where the guys tell the story with "Hey remember THAT one stripper that busted her head......"
    Yes but they'll tell their friends, who will then come in to see you after hearing the story over and over again. Plus, think of the intrigue and draw the DJ can now provide with your new introduction:

    "Gentlemen at this time we must ask all patrons to please remove any beer bottles, stray objects, and drinks from the stage rail area. We also ask that as the waitresses make their way around you please read and sign the safety waiver absolving the club of any damages or hospital expenses resulting from our next entertainer. Seating along the wall is available for patrons with a pre-existing heart condition, advanced osteoperosis, or those wearing corrective lenses. Please have all tips ready as we caution that diverting your attention from the stage can result in injury. At this time we now welcome..."
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Sure but if her DJ is anything like my DJ, all we'll hear is

    "GENTdvknjvbnxckbjvncxkbjxnvkbjxncbvkjxcvlkxjnlkcv b...."


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