on a beer bottle last night. So I'm onstage for my nude song. The DJ plays "Black Hole Sun", how appropriate. I thought it was funny it an immature kind of way and so did the guys at the stage. Well I went down to get a tip and over did the laughing and threw my forehead right into the mouth of a beer bottle. The bottle tipped and spilled on the guy, and I was like "Oh my God, are you okay???" And he's like "Dude, are you okay?! You're bleeding!!" I thought he was f'ing with me so I was like "Uh-uh!" and ribbed the blood down my face. I looked at my hands and saw all the blood (there was alot, I soaked like 2 baby wipes!) and screamed and ran off stage, naked. I have never been so embarrassed! I now have a huge gash above my eye and I didn't even break the bottle!



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