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    Funny pick up lines

    "I saw your face and I did 730870586586298 back flips ma."

    "You must owe a candy shop, cuz you lookin' all eye candy'ish."


    Ugh. lol.

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    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.

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    Default Re: Funny pick up lines

    Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

    That dress would look lovely crumpled up in a ball in the corner of my bedroom!

    Excuse me Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number. May I have yours?

    If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

    M: Do you want to get pizza and then fuck?
    F: No.
    M: Oh. You don't like pizza?
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Very, very lame but....
    'Is your father a terrorist because you are a bomb?'
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    Would you be my love buffet? So I can spread you out on a table and eat all I want?


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    gag...

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    Default Re: Funny pick up lines

    Is your name Visa? Because you're everywhere I want to be.
    My personal favorite:
    Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
    No? Wanna go back to my place and talk?
    Haikus are easy,
    But sometimes they don't make sense:
    Refrigerator.


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    M: What makes love like a panther and winks?
    F: Don't know
    M: Winks

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    However, the one I do use is:

    Are you single? 'Cos you are lovely... You should give me your phone number.

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    *sucks on tip of index finger*
    *Touches girls shoulder with index finger*

    OOOOOOO we gotta get you out of those wet clothes.

    M: Did it hurt?
    F: What ?
    M: Fallin out of heaven, you're an angel!

    M: do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
    F: *hides in bathroom*

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    Did you get a traffic ticket? Cuz you've got FINE written all over you!

    And here's one I get at work frequently: "I have lots of money. Don't let that influence your decision to talk to me."
    And it's funny, cuz all the guys who flash cash and talk like that are TERRIBLE tippers...

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    are you from tennessee? cause you're the only 10 I see

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    if i would to rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together

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    "Are you from Jamacia, cuz ja makin' me crazy"

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    Hello, Im an astronaut and my next trip is to Uranus.

    I smell that youre in season, want to breed?

    Baby Im like a rubiks cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

    Nice legs, what time do they open?

    Someone stole my virginity, can I have yours?

    You just upgraded my floppy to a hard-drive!

    Hi I'm new in town can I get directions to your place?

    You and I look like we would make some cute kids.........Is there any history of retardation in your family?

    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

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