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    Default How am i supposed to audition when my ass has been eaten!!

    ARG!!!

    Some bug decided that my ass would be a nice meal. Not only did the evil bug of doom eat my ass, but it ate it on both sides.

    I wanted to check out clubs maybe tomorrow.

    I have two identical munchie-welt marks in the same place on either side. obviously this bug also has a sense of humor.

    how am i supposed to look hot in a thong or g-string. pout.
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    Default Re: How am i supposed to audition when my has has been eaten!!

    I'm sure it doesn't really matter. Putting something cold on it ahead of time may bring down the swelling, though.
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    I'm not sure how to write that funny noise you make when you're suppressing a laugh. Like when something's really funny but it's not supposed to be because it's bad for someone but you can't help but laugh but it's not the right thing to do at that time when something bad has happened but it's really funny?
    Oh just hand me a shovel.
    I'm sorry that happened to you Pookie. If it makes you feel any better I had some colour put in my tattoo today and I only realised that you could see my fat arse clad only in a g-string through the front window of the shop 45 minutes in and I had another hour or more to go, and I had a pimple on my 'inner cheek'. Feel free to laugh at me too.
    I hope you're muchie spots get better and your bug gets his buggie karma.


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    Default Re: How am i supposed to audition when my has has been eaten!!

    make sure its not a flesh eating bacteria.

    I always freak out when someone mentions they have something that looks like a spider bite. Sorry.

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    Default Re: How am i supposed to audition when my has has been eaten!!

    its not super swelled. it went back down. but arg.. but butt has two red eyes now. the will not complement my ass tatt




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    Default Re: How am i supposed to audition when my has has been eaten!!

    Try some tea tree oil on it, or Campho-phenique. Also aloe.
    I had an itchy rash type thing on both arms, ugh. TG it's now gone, but not before a heavy daily round of calamine (Aubrey's natural line), & above mentioned things. I hope you get better soon, dear.


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    Default Re: How am i supposed to audition when my has has been eaten!!

    Wear pants.

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    dermablend?
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    I like them large and cut. Sort of like strawberries.

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    Default Re: How am i supposed to audition when my has has been eaten!!

    Draw matching smiley faces on them...?

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    How am i supposed to audition when my has has been eaten!!
    So that's what they're callin it these days? The has has?

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    Try making a baking soda paste and leave it on for a few minutes 2-3 times a day. That always helps me when I have bug bites...makes them heal faster.
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    Default Re: How am i supposed to audition when my has has been eaten!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    So that's what they're callin it these days? The has has?
    lol. its fixed at the top of the page, but not in the forum. many times when i have edit stuff i wrote, when it asks for the reason, i put for retarded spelling errors and stuff like that.




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    Default Re: How am i supposed to audition when my has has been eaten!!

    Get offended when someone points them out and say "They're BUTT DIMPLES. DUUUUH!"


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    ^^^^^hahaha thats hilarious!!!!




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