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    You know. When you spread your legs to give them the full spread and they look in your eyes and stick out their tongue and wag it slowly from side to side?
    Why?

    It's not that I'm disgusted. I don't care what they do with their tongue that is not having contact with my body. But... what am I meant to do back? Am I meant to do it too? Because I don't want to. Am I meant to say "Thank you"? Like what is the appropriate response to this? What response is he imagining he will elicit when he does this? Because I'm just like "Way to create a socially awkward situation, dude. Thanks."
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    Well..I have a Gene Simmons-esque large tounge. SO when guys do this..I usually just stick my tounge out as long as it will go and say(with a sad "sorry for you" face) "aww...mine's bigger then yours dude.

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    ^I am using that. I don't even think it matters that I have a small tongue. I will just tell then that it is bigger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    You know. When you spread your legs to give them the full spread and they look in your eyes and stick out their tongue and wag it slowly from side to side?
    Why?

    It's not that I'm disgusted. I don't care what they do with their tongue that is not having contact with my body. But... what am I meant to do back? Am I meant to do it too? Because I don't want to. Am I meant to say "Thank you"? Like what is the appropriate response to this? What response is he imagining he will elicit when he does this? Because I'm just like "Way to create a socially awkward situation, dude. Thanks."
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    ya know... he's just giving you positive reinforcement and you totally owe him a hug and possibly a sniff for all of his theatric effort....

    although tips and applause are what we strippers here on planet earth prefer.
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    Just smile. Hopefully his next move is handing over dolla bills.

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    I instinctively stick my tongue out, too. Then I laugh. Then he laughs. Then we move on.

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    Kathleen Turner, Body Heat: "You're not too smart. I like that in a man."

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    I usually laugh. I am such a bad actress...Anything inexplicable is just hilarious to me, for some reason...

    but hopefully when I laugh, it can be interpreted as a "mischevious giggle". That's my only way to save it.

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    Or when they turn their heads upside down on the stage to get a better look at what you had for breakfast??

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    Just be glad they're not "blowing" on you.

    That is the most repulsive thing EVER!

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    hey, you guys know it turns you on. whenever they do it, im secretly wishing for the real thing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    You know. When you spread your legs to give them the full spread and they look in your eyes and stick out their tongue and wag it slowly from side to side?... But... what am I meant to do back?
    One dancer of my acquaintance (and not a shrinking violet either) was wont to tell someone making with the tongue it was like dancing for a lizard.

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    I think u slither up to him and scream "Oh god I want u... right ...now!!!!" or just give him a cheetoh!!!

    ( Note to self- No sweatpants, no tongue wagging -jeesh)

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    I put tongue wagers, blowers, guys who put the dollar bill in their mouth and guys who pull the tip away when you reach for it all in the same category: An embarrassment to men everywhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    You know. When you spread your legs to give them the full spread and they look in your eyes and stick out their tongue and wag it slowly from side to side?
    Why?
    Because here, there are no consequences.
    It's not that I'm disgusted. I don't care what they do with their tongue that is not having contact with my body. But... what am I meant to do back? Am I meant to do it too? Because I don't want to. Am I meant to say "Thank you"? Like what is the appropriate response to this? What response is he imagining he will elicit when he does this? Because I'm just like "Way to create a socially awkward situation, dude. Thanks."
    What's appropriate and what they want are almost never the same.

    Any appropriate positive reaction, like a smile, a wink, or even a good laugh will often sign you up for a few dances to have the issue pushed to find out how far that smile goes.

    What they want is for you to get soaked right there, go into a paralyzing seizure-inducing orgasm at the thought of their rock hard tongue scraping up your naughty parts like drywall work. Extra points if you can produce fumes.

    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Well..I have a Gene Simmons-esque large tounge. SO when guys do this..I usually just stick my tounge out as long as it will go and say(with a sad "sorry for you" face) "aww...mine's bigger then yours dude.
    With you, it always goes from bad to worse...doesn't it?

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    hey, you guys know it turns you on. whenever they do it, im secretly wishing for the real thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    What's appropriate and what they want are almost never the same.

    Any appropriate positive reaction, like a smile, a wink, or even a good laugh will often sign you up for a few dances to have the issue pushed to find out how far that smile goes.

    What they want is for you to get soaked right there, go into a paralyzing seizure-inducing orgasm at the thought of their rock hard tongue scraping up your naughty parts like drywall work. Extra points if you can produce fumes.
    A laugh I can do. the seizure inducing orgasm - I'm not sure I can do that on demand.
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    My bf made this face at me last night. All I could think of was this thread. I made him swear to me he'd never do that to a stripper.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    A laugh I can do. the seizure inducing orgasm - I'm not sure I can do that on demand.
    That is why you fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylorlila View Post
    My bf made this face at me last night. All I could think of was this thread. I made him swear to me he'd never do that to a stripper.
    The thing is, he's not just flicking his tongue in that retarded but intended to be humourous way guys have. He is starting romantically into my eyes, as I'm lying there with legs spread moving his tongue back and forth very slowly.
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    Flag the waitress over...maybe he is thirsty and needs a drink?

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    Heh, if I'm in an extra goofy-obnoxious mood, I look at them, put on my best seductive eye, and make a horrible looking/sounding sucking face/noise. When they ask what I'm doing, I say "oh! I thought we were giving air head! My bad. That doesn't turn you on?" and giggle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    With you, it always goes from bad to worse...doesn't it?
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    What do you have against Gene Simmons??

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    ^ He's a shameless huckster...with a really hot wife.

    Threads like this are always ego-boosts for me, since even on my worst day in the SC, I've never been nearly that foolish.
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    If you have a dexterous clitoral hood, you could...you know...wag back. That would be polite.

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