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    Ugh I had a very frustrating experience with this last night at work. Luckily I was in a decent mood, or I would have been even more offended and P.O.'d than I was...

    There was this goofy, somewhat young(I'm guess he was between 30-35) customer at my club last night. He was obviously intoxicated, dancing around to the music, being weird, but he did flash me a big wad of money that he had. So that's the only reason I tolerated him. He asked me for a lapdance, and I agreed. Hey he was kooky and weird, but he was decently cute and (more importantly) he had money.

    NOTE: At my club, the bartenders and waitresses are allowed to do lapdances at our discretion, as long as they are done in the VIP lapdance rooms and as long as the customers ask US(we're not allowed to solicit dances, because that would be stealing the thunder from the dancers). So that's why I was able to do a lapdance.

    Once we're back in the lapdance room, I close my eyes for an instant as I'm giving him the dance, and that quickly he puts his hand up literally right underneath my nostrils and I smell something kinda chalky, so I open my eyes and he has all this coke all over his hand!!! WTF??! Being the straight-edge person that I am, I impulsively flip out, yelping "hey! stop that!" and pushing his hand away. As a result, some of the coke sprayed all over his sweater vest. I also turned my head to the side and blew out of my nose in an effort to get any possible microscopic coke particles out. He apologized and quickly put it away, promising to be good behaved from now on, but said, "But I thought this was why you brought me back here?" even though HE asked ME for the dance.

    I said in a flirty voice, trying to change the subject, "No, I brought you back here so I could show off my boobs to you" as I'm fondling my own boobs. That worked like a charm and got his mind off coke(but then he kept trying to slobber all over my boobs, which was also quite annoying).

    WTF? I have no respect for hard drug users, so that irked me that he tried to do that. If I want to fail a drug test, I'd like to have the fun of voluntarily choosing to do it, not have someone literally try to shove it up my nose. I don't want customers trying to figuratively "rape" me with coke. And what if someone had glimpsed the incident and gotten the wrong idea?...then I woulda gotten in God knows how much trouble for something I didn't even intend to do. Ugh.

    I immediately ran up to the manager and told him what happened. Luckily the manager eventually kicked the guy out, but it took a few hours to do so(my manager is laidback, but a little TOO laidback to the point that he lets bad customers linger around longer than they should). It was an ironic twist of fate when my friend/fuck-buddy, who works as a COP in Philly, showed up with his buddies at my work later that same night LOL. I only wish my friend was on duty so that he coulda arrested and taken away the weirdo. He saw the cokehead and thought he was completely off his rocker(especially since the cokehead kept trying to pull me away from my cop friend when I was talking to him). Ah well.

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    Never ever take your eyes off them for a second. What a wanker.


    ETA:
    You're not a wanker, the guy is. I just realised how that might be taken, sorry. :-)

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    What an asshole and a waste of blow! That is not fucking cool. It's like letting people have magic brownies or mushrooms without letting them know what exactly they're taking in.

    You handled yourself really well, I would've put my knee hard into his groin.

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    Thanks, guys. Yeah I'm glad that I didn't get in trouble because of that asshole's stupid actions. I just wish the manager had kicked him out sooner. After the goon got nice and high, he stopped spending any money on the girls and continued to act goofier and goofier. He kept following me around the club all night like a lovesick little kid and interrupting me when I was trying to give shots to some of the customers. Oh yeah and when a dancer simply asked him where he was from, he started CRYING and telling her that she'd offended him???!!! I had to remind the manager several times throughout the shift to get the guy out of the club!

    And to think that he wasn't the only coked up customer last night who was trying to solicit drugs...there was another noe who was a confessed cokehead but also claimed to be a "born again Christian"(riiiight) and kept asking me dumb questions about the Rocky Mountain shots. LOL I felt like such babysitter last night.

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    Ugh. Drugs in clubs are so obnoxious. Not all strippers do drugs (in fact, most of the girls I've talked to about it don't do anything more than smoke pot or maybe occasionally trip), and most of the ones who do are smart enough to keep it out of the club.

    What a yechhy stereotype. I won't say for sure that I'll pass a drug test at any given point, but that's for recreation time, not when I'm on the clock. Regardless of what my clean status might be at the time, no one at any club I'm working at should ever have to know or be bothered by my debauchery, and I don't want to know or be bothered about anyone else's.

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    I've had guys do that to me with drinks...I'll say I want a red bull, and they'll come back from the bar with a drink that's 95% vodka with a little splash of red bull. It's not cute. If I said I don't want to drink, I fucking meant it; quit playing stupid power games. I want to throw the drinks in their faces, but instead I smile sweetly and innocently and say "oh, you must have made a mistake; I only wanted red bull. I'll go exchange this."

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    I have to laugh when customers offer to meet me by the back door of the dressing room to smoke a joint. They don't seem to understand that I don't need to get high to do my job - I'll drink vodka instead
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexis81 View Post
    I have to laugh when customers offer to meet me by the back door of the dressing room to smoke a joint. They don't seem to understand that I don't need to get high to do my job - I'll drink vodka instead
    Was that supposed to be ironically funny? Cause I'm laughing my ass off.

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    I'm so sorry that happened to you. I've had the same thing happen to me. Once a guy shoved his finger into his coke bag and shoved it in my mouth. What's worse is that the funny money girl hadn't come around, so I hadn't been paid ANYTHING yet. I waited til she came around and let the other girls in the group do all the work while I sat there and drank. I couldn't believe it. I didn't say anything because he was some loyal club regular and they would have done nothing about it, and the other 4 girls in the group would have lost $500 each

    Strip clubs bring out the fucking worst in people.

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    ^ Oh yes they do LOL. You shoulda seen how silly this doofus looked. He was literally dancing around the dance floor, and he kept motioning for the dancers and wait staff to slow dance with him. After the couchroom incident, I avoided him, especially since he had gotten so high that he stopped spending any kind of money(he was high to the point of stupidity). He also kept following me around and gently tugging on my arm while I was trying to give shots or talk to other customers. He was the laughingstock of the whole club, and customers were pointing and laughing at him. I really wish the manager had kicked him out a lot sooner.

    There was another cokehead there that night, who kept repeating the same line about how he doesn't like the brown color of the Rocky Mountain shots, and claiming to be both a "born again Christian" and a cokehead in the same sentence.

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    [QUOTE=Picaresque;1328421]I've had guys do that to me with drinks...I'll say I want a red bull, and they'll come back from the bar with a drink that's 95% vodka with a little splash of red bull. It's not cute. If I said I don't want to drink, I fucking meant it; quit playing stupid power games. I want to throw the drinks in their faces, but instead I smile sweetly and innocently and say "oh, you must have made a mistake; I only wanted red bull. I'll go exchange this."[/QUOTE

    Why would you let a customer bring you a drink? That is asking to get roofied. You would be better off saving the middle man by sticking out your hand and saying, "I would be happy to ingest whatever drugs you brought here to give me."
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    ...ive never heard of people trying to "trick" others into doing drugs like that. though i guess sticking his hand up your nose isnt really tricking you. most cokeheads i know wont WANT to share/waste their drugs. much less on someone who might not want it.

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    That's fucked up. I've never seen a guy put coke in his hand and give it to someone during a dance. WTF?! And you didn't ask for it. If he was a cokehead, I'd think he'd want it all for himself..


    Wow if that had happened to me six months ago I'd be licking his hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    ...ive never heard of people trying to "trick" others into doing drugs like that. though i guess sticking his hand up your nose isnt really tricking you. most cokeheads i know wont WANT to share/waste their drugs. much less on someone who might not want it.
    Yes it is tricking me, since my eyes were shut!! (now I know to not keep them shut for an instant when I'm back there)

    He was coked up and drunk beyond all recognition to the point that he was just plain stupid. I don't know what he was thinking.

    Perhaps he thought I would like that? Now that I think back, I remember at one point conversing with him (before we went to the VIP couchroom) and he asked if I liked coke, so I said sarcastically-yet-innocently, "You mean coca-cola, right?" and changed the subject. Maybe he thought I did that stuff, since I didn't explicitly say "no"?

    The really annoying part is when he said, "But I thought that's why you took me back here to the couchroom!!" WTF? Before we entered the couchroom, he told me that he wanted a dance and I made a comment to the effect of, "Great, because it'll give me a chance to show off my boobs!" or something like that. I don't recall saying ANYTHING about coke.

    Ugh, he was just another "blithering idiot." LOL I can't wait to see what tonight holds. My friend M--k is visiting, so hopefully he'll get to witnessed some of the idiots making fools of themselves, at least for entertainment purposes.

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