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    I'm burnded from tanning and...and...it hurts! I'm taking volunteers to come rub lotion all over my shell.

    Any suggestions on how to make it not burndey faster?

    Owey.


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    I am not sure. Lavender oil and aloe works for me.
    Don't tan in the bed any more! Fake taner and a hair dryer, that is all you need!

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    Ooooo! Beer Battered Pooka! YUM!
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    get vitamin e capsules, break them open, and smear that yucky guk on you. you'll be tan instead of burned.

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    i volunteer, i'll even blow on it after i smear it on



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    Awwww Pook want a smooch to make the owwie feel better?


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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    I'm burnded from tanning and...and...it hurts! I'm taking volunteers to come rub lotion all over my shell.
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    *rubs aloe on Pooka's Shell*

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    get vitamin e capsules, break them open, and smear that yucky guk on you. you'll be tan instead of burned.
    I did that and the gel inside smelled funky and it was reaaaallly goopy. But it works! DO IT POOK!!!

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    Try this stuff: http://www.herbalremedies.com/nasksogel.html

    I burn soooo easily, and every summer I manage to near-cremate myself. I suffered until I discovered calendula gel (wow, this sounds like a total infomercial, but I swear I mean it!). It doesn't have that menthol "cooling" quality that I hate on burned skin (because seriously... who thought that up? It STINGS) and it's not sticky, and it doesn't look like splooge after it dries (like how aloe gel does... I hate the look of dried aloe splooge). Oh, and it also makes your skin feel better. I recommend calendula gel 700%. You can buy it at most health food stores if you don't want to wait for the internet to bring it to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    I did that and the gel inside smelled funky and it was reaaaallly goopy. But it works! DO IT POOK!!!
    its absolutely disgusting. it smells gross, feels gross, its so sticky.. but you will be golden brown in a day!

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    Aww Found this about sunburn but can't find for tanning bed burn.

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    ^ why would it be different just bc its from a tanning bed?

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    For the first time in my life I wish i ws in TX. I would TOTALLY grease you up baby!

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