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    Yay for first experience with a creep.

    Tried to touch my cookie, I tell him, no no can't do that. I figure, okay there's your warning, dude, don't do that anymore. So then he keeps adjusting his pants, taking his time about it, then tries to grab my tits. So, okay, bye bye now. At least I got a $100 off him before I went home. Hahaha.

    Creep also spent half the time talking about how he has a son my age... wow, thanks man. That makes shaking my junk in your face so much easier...
    "take it from me, to be a stripper, all you need to have is no talent!"

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    You did the right thing!

    I just started dancing and have had my first few run-ins with creeps too. Sounds like you know how to put them in their place.

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    Ugh. Those are the guys I talk into the back room and when they get handsy (like I expected) I walk out. They do NOT get their money back from the host. Lesson learned he hard way. hahahahaha. Maybe its wrong but I dont care. I just made $400 in 5 minutes and can go back on the floor and make more.

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    First experience? You must be really new!LOL!


    I am lucky enough to work somewhere that doesnt take that shit and doesnt hold me responsible for beating the crap out of guys who pull that shit(except for the fact that they are disappointed when they dont get to beat them up themselves!)

    Somewhere is my description of the last guy who tried to stick his fingers in my crotch. I beat him with his own belt, leaving a welt on his dick...which he had conveniently pulled out for easier access.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh View Post
    Ugh. Those are the guys I talk into the back room and when they get handsy (like I expected) I walk out. They do NOT get their money back from the host. Lesson learned he hard way. hahahahaha. Maybe its wrong but I dont care. I just made $400 in 5 minutes and can go back on the floor and make more.
    I think this is fantastic. Best discouragement of bad behavior ever. (I'd say that Cam's post was more "hit him where it hurts" but based on her story, apparently guys take a cockbeating better than they physically should! Maybe launching an attack through their wallet is more effective.) I know my management would be supportive of this too but we don't have CR/VIP so couldn't get the same set-up. Darn.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh View Post
    Ugh. Those are the guys I talk into the back room and when they get handsy (like I expected) I walk out. They do NOT get their money back from the host. Lesson learned he hard way. hahahahaha. Maybe its wrong but I dont care. I just made $400 in 5 minutes and can go back on the floor and make more.
    That's hillarious. I wish I'd thought of that when I was dancing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    (I'd say that Cam's post was more "hit him where it hurts" but based on her story, apparently guys take a cockbeating better than they physically should! Maybe launching an attack through their wallet is more effective.)
    Oh I do exactly what Audrey does when it comes to champagne rooms. They are paid up front and he aint getting his money back because I'm NOT a whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    First experience? You must be really new!LOL!


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    Exactly what I thought lol!!!
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    yup very new, only been at this a month.
    "take it from me, to be a stripper, all you need to have is no talent!"

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    Just the title of this thread gives me that creepy feeling... I had a guy try to grab my cooch last week... over and over again. My boobs, too. I don't understand why they can't just LISTEN. I say, "No, you can't do that" and move their hands and they just keep trying OVER AND OVER! It's rude and disgusting. This one particular grabbed my ass so hard when I was standing, but bent over, with my back to him that I pretty much FELL DOWN... and then he tried it again!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessShea View Post
    yup very new, only been at this a month.
    I hate to say this....but get used to it. Figure out NOW how you are going to handle guys like this..he wont be the last.

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    yeah I did alright with him, though it creeped me out when I realized he was, uh, making himself happy, even while I was on stage. *shiver*

    Should've charged him extra for that, maybe? lol
    "take it from me, to be a stripper, all you need to have is no talent!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessShea View Post
    yeah I did alright with him, though it creeped me out when I realized he was, uh, making himself happy, even while I was on stage. *shiver*

    Should've charged him extra for that, maybe? lol
    Charged extra then had him kicked out. He was jerking off while you were on stage?? Um...ew.

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    not exactly jerking off, but he kept screwing with his pants, which is why I didn't notice until he KEPT doing it... yeeech, and i held his hand to lead him to the lapdance area...

    *sets hand on fire* nice cleansing fire...
    "take it from me, to be a stripper, all you need to have is no talent!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    I hate to say this....but get used to it. Figure out NOW how you are going to handle guys like this..he wont be the last.
    Agreed, and repeated. It sucks but pervs are everywhere at clubs. My usual reaction to a perv is to stop the dance right away, or if it's they're getting physical, hit. Then leave.

    Get your money up front and then at least you have something to show for it...

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    Yep, the benefit of being paid up front is that you can end it early if you need to and not be screwed out of money. This is great for those kind of perv customers




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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    Just the title of this thread gives me that creepy feeling... I had a guy try to grab my cooch last week... over and over again. My boobs, too. I don't understand why they can't just LISTEN. I say, "No, you can't do that" and move their hands and they just keep trying OVER AND OVER!
    There are predatory guys that come into strip venues because they get a kick out of molesting dancers. They *know* what they are doing is wrong, but they get a kick out of what they do.

    It's not a case of not listening, it's a case of them knowing very well that you don't want to be touched and continuing to try. This is not a customer who's come into the venue to see you naked. This is a sick idiot who's come into the club with the express intention of sexually assualting a dancer - because that's what grabbing you is.

    At the risk off being a guy interjecting in this thread, I think all you can do in that situation is realise you are not dealing with a customer, but with a sick f*ck who needs to be thrown out of the club ASAP.

    Phil.

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    It also seems that whenever the economy starts getting bad, some guys start to figure that they can get away with just about anything - because the dancer will be reluctant to turn down the sale of additional private dances or whatever by calling a halt to the customer's sexual assault. This is sick bulls#!t, but for a fact it happens all too frequently !

    The last time that a guy tried to finger me during a private dance, I finally 'lost it'. While I was dancing with my back to him, the customer went for my cookie the first time ... I did my Lucy Liu impression, swept his hand away, and gave him the ' not permitted, don't do it again ' speech. He came across like he really didn't know any better (yeah right I know), promised to behave, and I started dancing again.

    But one minute later, when I was dancing with my back to him again, the customer went for my cookine a second time ... I again did my Lucy Liu impression, plus gave the customer a good hard slap, yelled my ass off 'you ASSHOLE etc.', and ended up telling him the dances are over. The customer turns all apologetic (which was bullshit) , hands me a $100 tip (which was NOT bullshit, but I still should have known better), and begs me to keep dancing. Since it has been a pretty disappointing night so far, earnings wise, I relent.

    Wouldn't you know that one minute later the sonofabich does the exact same thing a third time ! Well this time I was ready ... before his hand made it to my crotch, I grabbed the guy's wrist, jumped over the back of the private dance chair, and yanked the guy's arm up hard in a hammerlock. I then marched the sonofabich out of the private dance area ... right through the main room of the club ... and towards the club's front door where the clubowner is sitting behind the cover charge cash register. I stop for a second and ask 'you got a problem with this ?' ... the clubowner says ' It looks like you've got everything under control !' ... so I march the sonofabich right out onto the sidewalk in front of the club - give him a forward shove as hard as I can, and land my size 10 6" heel square on his ass as he's falling forward.

    The guys standing in line outside the club give me a ton of whistles and cheers ... but one of them (who I discovered later was an off duty cop) reminded me that it probably wasn't a good idea to be out on the public sidewalk while only wearing 6" heels !
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    My first experience dancing on the floor, was a sick fuck trying to finger me. No way. I was 21 when i started and not sure what to expect really anyway, so that scared me BAD.

    I went back in thinking every guy was going to try and get fingers inside me and prepared myself just incase. It never happened again, it was a wake-up call.

    After that, dancing attitude came out or i probably would have quit. This was on the floor giving a ld. Fuckin freak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie View Post
    It also seems that whenever the economy starts getting bad, some guys start to figure that they can get away with just about anything - because the dancer will be reluctant to turn down the sale of additional private dances or whatever by calling a halt to the customer's sexual assault. This is sick bulls#!t, but for a fact it happens all too frequently !

    The last time that a guy tried to finger me during a private dance, I finally 'lost it'. While I was dancing with my back to him, the customer went for my cookie the first time ... I did my Lucy Liu impression, swept his hand away, and gave him the ' not permitted, don't do it again ' speech. He came across like he really didn't know any better (yeah right I know), promised to behave, and I started dancing again.

    But one minute later, when I was dancing with my back to him again, the customer went for my cookine a second time ... I again did my Lucy Liu impression, plus gave the customer a good hard slap and telling him the dances are over. The customer turns all apologetic (which was bullshit) , hands me a $100 tip (which was NOT bullshit, but I still should have known better), and begs me to keep dancing. Since it has been a pretty disappointing night so far, earnings wise, I relent.

    Wouldn't you know that one minute later the sonofabich does the exact same thing a third time ! Well this time I was ready ... before his hand made it to my crotch, I grabbed the guy's wrist, jumped over the back of the private dance chair, and yanked the guy's arm up hard in a hammerlock. I then marched the sonofabich out of the private dance area ... right through the main room of the club ... and towards the club's front door where the clubowner is sitting behind the cover charge cash register. I stop for a second and ask 'you got a problem with this ?' ... the clubowner says ' It looks like you've got everything under control !' ... so I march the sonofabich right out onto the sidewalk in front of the club - give him a forward shove as hard as I can, and land my size 10 6" heel square on his ass as he's falling forward.

    The guys standing in line outside the club give me a ton of whistles and cheers ... but one of them (who I discovered later was an off duty cop) reminded me that it probably wasn't a good idea to be out on the public sidewalk while only wearing 6" heels !
    I am officially in love with you. That sounds like something I would do (or dream about doing).

    Guys do this all the time in my club and they're always asking for extras, which is impossible in my club (thank goodness) because there are cameras EVERYWHERE and the managers monitor them carefully. We're supposed to tell a bouncer when we have a problem but there's been a time or two that I've taken things into my own hands and slapped them. That's after a first warning and before I throw them out of the lap dance room.

    Unfortunately, guys do it on the floor too. Mostly they go for my butt but the other day I was listening to a guy tell me that I looked like a woman on the food network and he said I have a great ass like hers (he gestured but didn't touch) and then said she had a nice tight p*ssy and then he grabbed my crotch. I shoved him pretty hard but I should have made the bouncers escort him out. I rarely do that though.

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    I'm in agreement with everything said so far in this thread, but one other thing needs to be mentioned: THIS is quite possibly more than a case of one bad customer. It could be a situation where other dancers in the same club have been providing extras, allowing or even encouraging this kind of contact. Then the loser in question just assumes that what goes for one dancer goes for all. That's the real dark side of girls providing extras.

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    Melonie, what I wouldn't give to have witnessed that fine moment. You rock!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil-W View Post
    There are predatory guys that come into strip venues because they get a kick out of molesting dancers. They *know* what they are doing is wrong, but they get a kick out of what they do.

    It's not a case of not listening, it's a case of them knowing very well that you don't want to be touched and continuing to try. This is not a customer who's come into the venue to see you naked. This is a sick idiot who's come into the club with the express intention of sexually assualting a dancer - because that's what grabbing you is.

    At the risk off being a guy interjecting in this thread, I think all you can do in that situation is realise you are not dealing with a customer, but with a sick f*ck who needs to be thrown out of the club ASAP.

    Phil.
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    Melonie - you inspire me!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessShea View Post
    Yay for first experience with a creep.

    Creep also spent half the time talking about how he has a son my age... wow, thanks man. That makes shaking my junk in your face so much easier...
    hahah that part about him talking about his son made me laugh for some reason. I use to work in a shoe store during the day and I bumped into a regular while he was out shopping with his family. His children were older than I was

    But I'm glad you took it well ur first time. I didn't take my first encounter as well as you did.
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