Worst. Morning. Ever.
I found a Brown Recluse in the storage closet outside of my patio this morning! It was HUGE! It was super fat and had to have been an inch long! I think I lost my mind. Seriously. I started screaming, lol. I called maintenance and took a hot shower to wash the spider-cooties off of me! It was poisionous and huge and I had walked right into it's web!!!!! I saw it right above me! It couldn't have bitten me or anything but I keep itching and twitching!
I still need something out of my closet but I'm afraid to go in there! Wtf am I going to do!?
No seriously... I think I lost my mind... pushed me right over the brink and into insanity.




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It was so close to me, being all gross, looking at me with it's creepy eight eyes! EIGHT EYES! Fangs! Ugliness! It wouldn't have me so freaked out if I hadn't wandered straight into the web! You know what kills me? I was out there almost a month ago and walked into the same damn web! It freaked me out but I didn't figure that spider would be THAT bad! It was nighttime so I couldn't see it, how close was it to me?!!?! Ah, how long has it been there, getting fat?!

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